Brad shaw doesn't know html?

[Groove]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

I give a perfect head, ask around!
;-))))

Serge sucks like a champion

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by Groove


Serge sucks like a champion

Thank you!
"Champion Sucker" is one of the lines to appear on my head stone!

[Serge_Oprano]

here is the pic of me giving head to Forest:

http://sergesmuseum.com/image.php?image=305

[Brad Mitchell]

Y'all can add me to the list of people that doesn't know HTML enough to do a page from scratch. Always seemed like a big waste of time to me... that's why there's designers, programmers and when I need to get stuff done... Dreamweaver.

I remember having an argument with a best friend about this when I first started in the business. He was a purist, stating that his code was superior, etc... whatever! Now I'm the one with the phat business and he's still punching a clock for someone else and his sites are still only a hobby.

Cheers,

Brad

[the indigo]

That some funny shit.

Amp owned once again.

[Danny_C]

Pure entertainment.

For the record, I can out-html Brad any day of the week! Bring it on, Brad.

Brad does indeed employ a damn good team.

[pimplink]

Originally posted by the indigo
That some funny shit.

Amp owned once again.

[JMM]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
#1 Rule of business:

Know your business.

You ignorant fucks can spout all the nonsense you want about hiring grunts to "do it for you" like a fucking maid service, to inflate your sense of meaningless self worth all you want....

but those shrewd know... Know your business or someone will know it for you. And that ain't a good thing.

Bradshaw is living in a dream world if he's serious. Especially today..... you damn sure BETTER know your business. Or you are a fucking fool.

Oh how right you are. Too bad Brad Shaw doesn't have the sense that god gave a jackass. He really should just shut the fuck up and listen to you.

I remember one time when I toured a GMC factory where they make the Denali's. Right there on the line was the CEO putting fenders on. I asked him what he was doing and he replied " You can't always depend on the grunts to do this work for you, you have to know your business, thats the #1 rule".

Or that other time I visited a Chevron oil field in Texas. There was the CEO in jeans, covered head to toe in oil. He also knew that you can't always count on the grunts.

Amp, seriously, just shut the fuck up already. Day in and day out, you prove how clueless you really are. Designers are a dime a dozen. You are a good one, no doubt, but you don't have the business sense of a fly.

Move on. Jealousy is so unattractive on you. Brad Shaw is smart and successful. You on the other hand are a bitter jealous hanger on.

[BradShaw]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


nah, I just love hating on Brad, cuz I know it bugs the shit outta him.

Bugged me so much I slept like a baby last night!

[pimplink]

Originally posted by BradShaw


Bugged me so much I slept like a baby last night!

You probably made more $ in that time than AMP ever did since he changed his GFY nick from Xanobyte (ya know the one asking board members tips on how to design a TGP gallery that converts) 2 years ago.

[Shok]

I don't know HTML that much anymore



but my Frontpage does

[DarkJedi]

Originally posted by pimplink


You probably made more $ in that time than AMP ever did since he changed his GFY nick from Xanobyte (ya know the one asking board members tips on how to design a TGP gallery that converts) 2 years ago.

you gotta be shitty me
is it tru ?

[jonesonyou]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


I'm sure it'll all be a screaming success.

sorry I wouldn't attend if I was dragged there as a corpse. I'll send a gift card from Barnes & Noble for HTML Basics volume 1.

[pimplink]

Originally posted by DarkJedi



you gotta be shitty me
is it tru ?

REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD. Do a search for user Xanobyte. You may wanna cache it or save it cuz it might get deleted LOL

[BradShaw]

Dam, thats funny shit.

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...light=Xanobyte


http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...light=Xanobyte

[pimplink]

Here's the blast from the past:


http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=36673


NOTE: Xanobyte changed nick to AMP

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by pimplink
Here's the blast from the past:


http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=36673


NOTE: Xanobyte changed nick to AMP

HAHA A good thread for us who don't follow GFY....

Funny how people start off so clueless, and some never get better....

[pimplink]

Originally posted by Mike AI


HAHA A good thread for us who don't follow GFY....

Funny how people start off so clueless, and some never get better....

[Carrie]

Don't forget when he changed his name to Ampiezza, proclaimed that the "amputate your head" nick had been put to rest, and that from then on he was going to be completely professional because he was representing his business...

[BradShaw]

Too bad he removed the thread where he said he was having a break down, and needed $$help$$ to get back to CA and off the island....

[Hue G. Pness]

HAHA this thread cracks my shit up. Talk about a reversal. HEHE Someone has just been like XXX owned in this thread and it wasn't Brad. Funny thing is like him or not people have been saying Brad would not last long for years. Seems he is still here and doing rather well.

[Shok]

I remember when you were Chris AKA Pornoman and told everyone you you killed 3 homless guys and had them in your freezer, then dared everyone to call the cops and turn him in.

[GonZo]

Originally posted by Carrie
Tell Bill Gates he's a useless moron because he can't write the source code for windows media and see how far you get.

This entire argument is idiotic.
Let's put it this way...
Brad employs people.
You are employed.

What you think he needs to know to run his business obviously is wrong, or you'd be in his position rather than being in yours.

Can you tell me aisle the toilet paper is on?

[Hindsight]

Originally posted by BradShaw
Dam, thats funny shit.

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...light=Xanobyte


http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...light=Xanobyte

hehe.. like i said im a newb, bt at least admit it, im here to learn.. but Amp mate, heres a quote for ya:

"Don't piss in the wind, it might just blow back at you"


Wicked thread peeps..

[pimplink]

Originally posted by BradShaw
Too bad he removed the thread where he said he was having a break down, and needed $$help$$ to get back to CA and off the island....

Was that the "ultimatum" thread? Its not deleted if it is. My personal favorite was when he went off on everyone. Then came back saying he was bipolar.

[pimplink]

Originally posted by Carrie
Don't forget when he changed his name to Ampiezza, proclaimed that the "amputate your head" nick had been put to rest, and that from then on he was going to be completely professional because he was representing his business...

Yep, and it was this Ampiezza nick that posted the famous "ultimatum" thread and also went off on many people on the board....THEN came back with "I am bipolar"

[pimplink]

Originally posted by KingK7
I've been getting laid so much lately, I have forgotten how to jerk off.

[BradShaw]

Amp where are you at???????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????

[BradShaw]

Rehab?

[pimplink]

Originally posted by BradShaw
Rehab?

Lithium refills?

[BradShaw]

Originally posted by pimplink


Lithium refills?

He seems to disappear monthly, whenever he gets owned.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by BradShaw



He seems to disappear monthly, whenever he gets owned.

been here working for the last 15 hours big fella. Something I can do for you tonight?

[BradShaw]

You have been owned, and made to look like a clown ass, read above. I am off to bed, next.



OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED

[Amputate Your Head]

lol.... what, you thought that name change was some kind of a secret or something? I operated under that domain for months with this "Amp" nick... I had banners flying everywhere for it, including here. You were probably too busy jamming your fat head farther up your ass to notice though I suppose. So you discovered my "big secret"? That makes me "owned"?

you're probably under the impression that that's the only other nick I've had here as well.... lol

you're a tool Brad. You're so worried about what people think of you that you can't see anything else going on around you. Forever trying to be seen as a player in the eyes of people who just simply don't care. The Earth and the stars revolve around BradShaw's head.

Owned? The only one owned around here is you. Owned by the blinding ignorance and arrogance that is your life. You are a fool, condemned to have to live with yourself. Thank god I don't gotta be there to witness it first hand.

The biggest difference between you and I is not your rental car or html skill level. That shit means nothing. It's personality. I am who I am and don't pretend to be something I'm not for anything other than the humor of it all. You on the other hand.... well, it's pretty clear to me that the only goal in your pathetic existence is to be seen as a big shot, and when you don't get your way you cry and pout like a spoiled fucking brat. Pretty sad way to live Brad. How's that workin' out for ya.

But hey, whatever gets you through the day with your shit eating grin player. If it helps you to fall asleep feeling like you're still king shit of turd mountain, then that's all that counts.

Sweet dreams buttercup.

[pimplink]

Originally posted by BradShaw
You have been owned, and made to look like a clown ass, read above. I am off to bed, next.



OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED
OWNED

Where are those nifty owned pics when you need them...

[quiet]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
The biggest difference between you and I is not your rental car or html skill level.\

[pimplink]

Originally posted by quiet

indeed.

[BradShaw]

Amp, the jealousy is evident. Maybe if you start kissing my ass on icq again I will consider giving you 5 mins. of my time in Vegas.

[Serge_Oprano]

Originally posted by BradShaw
Amy, the jealousy is evident. Maybe if you start kissing my ass on icq again I will consider giving you 5 mins. of my time in Vegas.

you mean THIS ass?

[LeeNoga]

[Oracle Porn]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
lol.... what, you thought that name change was some kind of a secret or something? I operated under that domain for months with this "Amp" nick... I had banners flying everywhere for it, including here. You were probably too busy jamming your fat head farther up your ass to notice though I suppose. So you discovered my "big secret"? That makes me "owned"?

you're probably under the impression that that's the only other nick I've had here as well.... lol

you're a tool Brad. You're so worried about what people think of you that you can't see anything else going on around you. Forever trying to be seen as a player in the eyes of people who just simply don't care. The Earth and the stars revolve around BradShaw's head.

Owned? The only one owned around here is you. Owned by the blinding ignorance and arrogance that is your life. You are a fool, condemned to have to live with yourself. Thank god I don't gotta be there to witness it first hand.

The biggest difference between you and I is not your rental car or html skill level. That shit means nothing. It's personality. I am who I am and don't pretend to be something I'm not for anything other than the humor of it all. You on the other hand.... well, it's pretty clear to me that the only goal in your pathetic existence is to be seen as a big shot, and when you don't get your way you cry and pout like a spoiled fucking brat. Pretty sad way to live Brad. How's that workin' out for ya.

But hey, whatever gets you through the day with your shit eating grin player. If it helps you to fall asleep feeling like you're still king shit of turd mountain, then that's all that counts.

Sweet dreams buttercup.

brad shaw...your...
0wn3d mofo!

[BradShaw]

[BradShaw]

Saw HTML for dummies on Amazon tonight, while ordering business for dummies for Steve Jones. Think I should buy it?

[brand0n]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


by the same token, reading, writing, and the ability to count to three isn't "business" either....

123 fuckin right! im in biz!

[Superterrorizer]

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
lol.... what, you thought that name change was some kind of a secret or something? I operated under that domain for months with this "Amp" nick... I had banners flying everywhere for it, including here. You were probably too busy jamming your fat head farther up your ass to notice though I suppose. So you discovered my "big secret"? That makes me "owned"?

you're probably under the impression that that's the only other nick I've had here as well.... lol

you're a tool Brad. You're so worried about what people think of you that you can't see anything else going on around you. Forever trying to be seen as a player in the eyes of people who just simply don't care. The Earth and the stars revolve around BradShaw's head.

Owned? The only one owned around here is you. Owned by the blinding ignorance and arrogance that is your life. You are a fool, condemned to have to live with yourself. Thank god I don't gotta be there to witness it first hand.

The biggest difference between you and I is not your rental car or html skill level. That shit means nothing. It's personality. I am who I am and don't pretend to be something I'm not for anything other than the humor of it all. You on the other hand.... well, it's pretty clear to me that the only goal in your pathetic existence is to be seen as a big shot, and when you don't get your way you cry and pout like a spoiled fucking brat. Pretty sad way to live Brad. How's that workin' out for ya.

But hey, whatever gets you through the day with your shit eating grin player. If it helps you to fall asleep feeling like you're still king shit of turd mountain, then that's all that counts.

Sweet dreams buttercup.

Wow the first time I read this post I fucking swore Amp was talking about himself in the 3rd person, then I noticed it was about Brad Shaw. I still think it sounds more like Amp than Brad, but of course post count dictates success and skill, so by posting this I think I've just PWNED myself.

[InsaneGreen]

Originally posted by BradShaw
Saw HTML for dummies on Amazon tonight, while ordering business for dummies for Steve Jones. Think I should buy it?

while your at it, you should pick up "Comebacks for Dummies" for Amp. its getting very boring watching him say the same thing about you in every post...

[BradShaw]

This thread backfired on amp.

[Oracle Porn]

200

[BradShaw]

I did my first bit of html last night in 5 years. Seems I am a quick study!

AMP, coming to Vegas?