The worst affiliate program spam ever.
This has to be the cockiest, most blatant, and longest affiliate program spam in a forum that has almost nothing to do with pharmacies!
1. We have over 125 full-time in house employees. This makes us the largest prescribing online pharmacy on the planet
2. Payments are issues by wire transfer directly to your bank account every 7 days. The pay periods are Wednesday-Thursday every week.
3. We have the widest selection of products out there, including many non-prescription products, and now a mortgage lead program.
4. We give our affiliates websites of their own for free.
5. We give large affiliates phone numbers of their own that get answered as if they owned the whole operation. "Hello xyz website."
6. Our reorder notification system reminds customers as soon as they can reorder, and gives you the credit!
7. The only website listed on any of the packaging your customer receives is yours!
8. We pay every week! We went from monthly, to bi weekly, to every week!
9. We have a dedicated development staff that makes new site looks and feels for our super affiliates, and makes sure that your tech issues get taken care of. They will even do all the work of uploading and testing your site for you.
10. You see your commissions in real time, and exactly which products you are selling the most of. You also get to see the domain names that are generating you the most sales.
11. We have redundant doctors, pharmacies, you name it, so that no matter what happens (one state got snowed in once) your customers still receive the service they deserve.
12. Our phone staff will answer the phone as though they were your site to get your orders for you. If you are a really small affiliate, and don't qualify for your own dedicated line, they still try to beat the information out of the caller so that you get the money that you deserve.
13. We pay you based on the actual drug cost. The formula is 50% of very gross profit. I.e. 50% of the sale price minus the drug cost.
14. We have been at this for a long time now, and every single affiliate has been paid every single penny they have ever been owed. I cannot say the same for many other online pharmacies.
15. We are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I believe we were one of the first to do 24 hour customer service.
16 All executives and tech people work 6 days a week here.
17. We always pick up the phone, and when we are on the other line, everyone always gets called back.
18. A special bulletproof 1-800 number for opt-in mailers to increase their mailings response.
19. Our phone staff manually calls all of your credit card declines to get their money for you.
20. We take COD.
21. We do overnight shipping
22. You can change your prices whenever you like, and never have to edit your html, because you can pull them with xml in realtime.
23. Your customers are emailed the minute that they can reorder, and are continued to be emailed no your behalf until they reorder or opt out.
24. You can see your historic sales performance graphically with searchable date ranges and statuses.
25. Orders that are placed before a medication can be refilled are held for shipment for the customer till the appropriate time to insure they get their meds on time, and you are paid as soon as possible.
26. We have online chat that is actually answered 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!
27. PHP and asp order form for cross platform support.
28. You customers are emailed their tracking number the second their package is scanned by FedEx.
29. As long as they order before 2pm EST (usually more like 5 pm) they order arrives at their door the very next day.
30. Around 20 different templates for you to choose from: Visit http://www.sitesandbanners4u.com to check them out.
31. A refrigerator magnet shipped with every package so they don?t forget to call and order from you instead of another online pharmacy, or not order at all.
32. Referral commissions of 5% on everyone that you refer to us.
33. A company that is now, and will forever be at the cutting edge for our affiliates. Always looking out for new products and methods to make our affiliates more money.
We also used to have great communication until our email addresses got attacked, and keep getting attacked by our competitors. Thus we now have several aol, msn, yahoo, and icq names for everyones convenience to get a hold of us in real time. Mine are:
Me:
MyRxBizcom on aol instant messenger.
215286749 is the UIN on ICQ
For Technical Questions:
Angelo
AIM: rxtekhead
ICQ: 284364796
This is in addition to the toll free number we pay for so you can contact us for free:
1-888-232-8107
Operator: x0
Accounts payable: 341
Tech: 203
New partners: 210
The next post will be testimonials so good that you'd think we wrote them ourselves.
1. We have over 125 full-time in house employees. This makes us the largest prescribing online pharmacy on the planet
2. Payments are issues by wire transfer directly to your bank account every 7 days. The pay periods are Wednesday-Thursday every week.
3. We have the widest selection of products out there, including many non-prescription products, and now a mortgage lead program.
4. We give our affiliates websites of their own for free.
5. We give large affiliates phone numbers of their own that get answered as if they owned the whole operation. "Hello xyz website."
6. Our reorder notification system reminds customers as soon as they can reorder, and gives you the credit!
7. The only website listed on any of the packaging your customer receives is yours!
8. We pay every week! We went from monthly, to bi weekly, to every week!
9. We have a dedicated development staff that makes new site looks and feels for our super affiliates, and makes sure that your tech issues get taken care of. They will even do all the work of uploading and testing your site for you.
10. You see your commissions in real time, and exactly which products you are selling the most of. You also get to see the domain names that are generating you the most sales.
11. We have redundant doctors, pharmacies, you name it, so that no matter what happens (one state got snowed in once) your customers still receive the service they deserve.
12. Our phone staff will answer the phone as though they were your site to get your orders for you. If you are a really small affiliate, and don't qualify for your own dedicated line, they still try to beat the information out of the caller so that you get the money that you deserve.
13. We pay you based on the actual drug cost. The formula is 50% of very gross profit. I.e. 50% of the sale price minus the drug cost.
14. We have been at this for a long time now, and every single affiliate has been paid every single penny they have ever been owed. I cannot say the same for many other online pharmacies.
15. We are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I believe we were one of the first to do 24 hour customer service.
16 All executives and tech people work 6 days a week here.
17. We always pick up the phone, and when we are on the other line, everyone always gets called back.
18. A special bulletproof 1-800 number for opt-in mailers to increase their mailings response.
19. Our phone staff manually calls all of your credit card declines to get their money for you.
20. We take COD.
21. We do overnight shipping
22. You can change your prices whenever you like, and never have to edit your html, because you can pull them with xml in realtime.
23. Your customers are emailed the minute that they can reorder, and are continued to be emailed no your behalf until they reorder or opt out.
24. You can see your historic sales performance graphically with searchable date ranges and statuses.
25. Orders that are placed before a medication can be refilled are held for shipment for the customer till the appropriate time to insure they get their meds on time, and you are paid as soon as possible.
26. We have online chat that is actually answered 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!
27. PHP and asp order form for cross platform support.
28. You customers are emailed their tracking number the second their package is scanned by FedEx.
29. As long as they order before 2pm EST (usually more like 5 pm) they order arrives at their door the very next day.
30. Around 20 different templates for you to choose from: Visit http://www.sitesandbanners4u.com to check them out.
31. A refrigerator magnet shipped with every package so they don?t forget to call and order from you instead of another online pharmacy, or not order at all.
32. Referral commissions of 5% on everyone that you refer to us.
33. A company that is now, and will forever be at the cutting edge for our affiliates. Always looking out for new products and methods to make our affiliates more money.
We also used to have great communication until our email addresses got attacked, and keep getting attacked by our competitors. Thus we now have several aol, msn, yahoo, and icq names for everyones convenience to get a hold of us in real time. Mine are:
Me:
MyRxBizcom on aol instant messenger.
215286749 is the UIN on ICQ
For Technical Questions:
Angelo
AIM: rxtekhead
ICQ: 284364796
This is in addition to the toll free number we pay for so you can contact us for free:
1-888-232-8107
Operator: x0
Accounts payable: 341
Tech: 203
New partners: 210
The next post will be testimonials so good that you'd think we wrote them ourselves.
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