NUCLEAR WAR????????

[pr0]

Holy shit...if India & Pakistan start a fucking nuclear war, im going to personally go over there & kick both their asses...Starting with Pakistan.

So far i've got

1 - Anti Tank Rifle
6 - Fully Automatic Assault Rifles
2 - Grenades
16 - Ho's willing to die for me


Anyone wanna contribute to the fund?


Please reply in the following format

"#" / "Type of Weapon or Contribution"


For example

5 - Golden Rings
2 - Turtle Doves
3 - Nasty Sluts

[This message has been edited by pr0 (edited 12-26-2001).]

[Trax]

its actually not that funny.. india is willing to fight against pakistan.. even the indians would like to kill them ..... we don´t need another war.

[pr0]

Yea actually it is fucking funny.

[pr0]

Come on guys..i know for a fact SNOW & Boneprone have large artillery collections.

Please be so kind as to donate

[Slick]

I'm just waiting for someone to post their comment about them having a old water jug, he he he.

[BabeHunter]

I can get you some M-16 and Uzis

[AaronM]

Here is what I am willing to donate to the cause. If I am allow to go I will throw in the good stuff: B.A.R., Armalite AR-50 .50BMG, & my HK MP5 A3



It is a pitty that I was not invited to the shooting party that Snow is planning in Vegas.

[sp0nix]

AaronM,

what a nice collection you have there, ya think I can play with it sometime heh

[AaronM]

Originally posted by sp0nix:
AaronM,

what a nice collection you have there, ya think I can play with it sometime heh

Sure, do you mind if I give you the bullets first?

[AaronM]

Oh, and I will throw in a shitload of tactical equipment and ammo to go with it. Tac vests, holsters, body armor, if it is tactical, I probably have it.

[TommyGun]

Originally posted by AaronM:
Oh, and I will throw in a shitload of tactical equipment and ammo to go with it. Tac vests, holsters, body armor, if it is tactical, I probably have it.

Well, I have SCUBA equipment. If I can borrow a gun, then I'll head up the Naval "sneak up on the beach and blow them all away" Dept.



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[AaronM]

Originally posted by TommyGun:
Well, I have SCUBA equipment. If I can borrow a gun, then I'll head up the Naval "sneak up on the beach and blow them all away" Dept.

Hey, do you do much Scuba diving in Wisconsin? I hear that place is even better than Cozumel.

[TommyGun]

Originally posted by AaronM:
Hey, do you do much Scuba diving in Wisconsin? I hear that place is even better than Cozumel.

Lake Michigan sucks to dive in. Not much to see and its quite cold. Warm water diving in SE-Asia or in the Crib is by far the best. My next trip is to the Maldives then to Costa Rica.



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[AaronM]

You are gonna need a gun if you are going to Costa Rica.

[TommyGun]

Originally posted by AaronM:
You are gonna need a gun if you are going to Costa Rica.

Nah, I'll be on a boat way out in the CoCo's. Maybe a spear gun to ward off all the Hammerheads!


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[pr0]

Ok AaronM will lead the ground invasion/supply lines. TommyGun your on Naval detail....I will find & map all the important ports/harbors for you.


Now we need some Air support. Anyone with model airplanes/rockets that can go 10+ miles...we may be able to launch some small scale air attacks right off the coast.


Next thing we need is an armored division..im thinking slightly modified PT Cruisers as gunner vehicles & Suburbans for our heavy armored vehicles. Of course if anyone has any HumV's...please speak now!

[pr0]

Ok we just got a donation from one of the pimp family members of 27 hookers.

This will surely be a plus, as we will evenly distribute them over the base.

Every solider willing to fight will get their knob slobbed on!

[TommyGun]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by pr0:
Ok AaronM will lead the ground invasion/supply lines. TommyGun your on Naval detail....I will find & map all the important ports/harbors for you.

Sounds good! Can I get some hot chicks in sexy wetsuits to be my assistants?


Now we need some Air support. Anyone with model airplanes/rockets that can go 10+ miles...we may be able to launch some small scale air attacks right off the coast.

Well, contact "Lightning Free", he sounds like he could handle our air support.


Next thing we need is an armored division..im thinking slightly modified PT Cruisers as gunner vehicles & Suburbans for our heavy armored vehicles. Of course if anyone has any HumV's...please speak now!

Anyone?



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[AaronM]

Cyber Erotica has a hummer and Snow has a nice SUV that we can modify.

[pr0]

Ok AaronM you contact CyberErotica, ask them if we can obtain a 3-month lease/borrow. Also tell them we will give them 15% the booty we plunder from the villagers & carry out with the hummer.

I'll contact snow about the Sport Utility, im pretty sure he got a Dirt Bike for his little boy, so we may be able to swindle him outta that.

TommyGun, Chicks in wetsuits are already taken care of, I got 2 of my girls on the way to pick you up.

AaronM we need to find someone with a house on the east or west coast, preferrably on the water as our base of operations.

Lets do this shit!

BREAK!

[AaronM]

PornJester is in FL and Blakk Frogg is in NY. Try them for a base. I also have a Cop friend in Jacksonville but that is not on the water.

Let us not forget about Terry in Key West.

[pr0]

Key west i believe will be a suitable base of operations.

Lets call up some contractors & get some peirs up, we need private docks, public docks will tip us off to the enemy.

Can we get some encryption going in this post???

[spacedog]

This thread's funny..
I have a collection of swords & daggers..
100 miscellaneous swords
14 scottish claymores
244 miscellaneous daggers & knives
1 grenade
1 9mm BB gun
1 22 rifle
2 50mm bullets
10 ww2 bayonets
3 civil war bayonets
1 longshank...(Very, very old..1726)

[spacedog]

Someone say docks??
I got my own dock out back of my house in Wells Harbor, Maine...

[pr0]

Ok spacedog your in charge of trash collection. Fashion your ww2 bayonets into trash spears & pick up all the beer cans from our pre-war party.

After thats complete i will be more than happy to loan you some real weapons & hook you up with one of my hookers for some pre-war bangin....then its off to pakistan with ya!

[bookmarc]

Originally posted by pr0:
Yea actually it is fucking funny.

YOU FUCKING SUCK !!

[pr0]

Oh snap im sorry bro...i'll send a hooker right over.

[bookmarc]

Originally posted by pr0:
Yea actually it is fucking funny.

http://september11.archive.org/

remind you of something ... wanna still fucking laugh ...huh ?

i know one thing ... noone will ever feel & know the pain, fear, anger, sarrow, tears, and host of other things until you have been walkin the earth for over 15 years with a scar on your face to show for one such terror attack .... and specially when you where in grade school and your best friend was killed in it .... in front of your eyes when you were running with sevral others to save your own.

it still pains man .... it pain very bad Sorry.

GFY
BookMarc

[pr0]

Ok...letme clue you in on something....

Its a fucking joke asshole....

Humor is the cure to all sickness.

[Trax]

Originally posted by Trax:
its actually not that funny.. india is willing to fight against pakistan.. even the indians would like to kill them ..... we don´t need another war.

lol.. indians.. lol
i love my typing mistakes haha

[bookmarc]

Originally posted by pr0:
Ok...letme clue you in on something....

Its a fucking joke asshole....

Humor is the cure to all sickness.

ah!! sorry for being sooooooo very humourless.... did sept 11 reminder from me wipe that grin of your face ?

did you know that a indian women on the border was killed when pakistan fired last night ? not to mention a couple of casuilties .... huh ? still fucking think its humourus ?

People are dieing and its NOT .... read my lips you smart ass ..... I do NOT FUCKING fcking very humours.

[pr0]

honestly i'm more interested in my turkey sandwhich than continuing this conversation.

[bookmarc]

Originally posted by pr0:
honestly i'm more interested in my turkey sandwhich than continuing this conversation.

I thought so too !!

Regards,

BookMarc



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[pr0]

Tough Guy you sure put me in my place!

Now back to watching porn & spending $ on worthless shit i dont need, but somehow feel compelled to buy.

God Bless America

[bookmarc]

Originally posted by pr0:
Tough Guy you sure put me in my place!

Now back to watching porn & spending $ on worthless shit i dont need, but somehow feel compelled to buy.

God Bless America

Sorry man, nothing personal just that you'll never know whats what till you have been in the thick of it.

Best Regards And GFY,
Bookmarc




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[pr0]

Ok now who's bringing the beer?

I got the Dooby Snacks covered

[bookmarc]

GOD BLESS INDIA AND HUMANITY !!

BookMarc

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[pr0]

Jesus man...what do you want a cookie? How about a Greeting Card?

[BabeHunter]

GOD BLESS ISRAEL

[pr0]

Oh man....& now the freaks come out.


Someone get me some lawn darts & a bag of lime

[BabeHunter]

Originally posted by pr0:
Oh man....& now the freaks come out.
Someone get me some lawn darts & a bag of lime

are you calling me a freak?
lol

[pr0]

no no no...you got me all wrong

[BabeHunter]

k

[pr0]

god bless my ball sack

[BabeHunter]

Originally posted by pr0:
god bless my ball sack

I'm really sorry for you

[pr0]

Latest news:

Pakistan & India Exchanging fire on the border lines.


I'll be there exchanging kisses with the ladies when the men are at war.

[bookmarc]

Originally posted by pr0:
Latest news:

Pakistan & India Exchanging fire on the border lines.


I'll be there exchanging kisses with the ladies when the men are at war.

We have been exchanging fire with pakistan since the last few days ... with many killed. and its only getting worse ...

and i'll take up your offer for the cookie .... noone baked for me this xmas



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[AaronM]

Originally posted by pr0:
god bless my ball sack

Speaking of small miracles...

[TaDoW]

Originally posted by AaronM:
Here is what I am willing to donate to the cause. If I am allow to go I will throw in the good stuff: B.A.R., Armalite AR-50 .50BMG, & my HK MP5 A3



It is a pitty that I was not invited to the shooting party that Snow is planning in Vegas.

Aww c'mon Aaron ... you checked more guns than that at our door on friday...

that's all you can give?


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I'm really not anyone important...

[B.Diker]

Just give me the sniper ,i love it much and use it like a professional (upps i have to have a break to playing counter*strike) Lol

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