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  • pornjacker
    Banned
    • Dec 2001
    • 140
    #1

    Left hander's


    Did you know that left handed people have a shorter life span than the right hander's. Yup its true they have more accidents on average in a right handed world so I hope this thread helps you lefties feel a little safer.


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      • Aug 2001
      • 14486
      #2
      what the hell
      nice

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        • SykkBoy2
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          • Feb 2001
          • 19969
          #3
          well us ambidextrous people are a bit fucked then, eh? we'll not know which side will cater to the curve....

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            • Exxxotica
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              #4
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                • AzteK
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                  • Feb 2001
                  • 3451
                  #5
                  Am I tripping?

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                    • onlyreal
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                      • Jun 2001
                      • 853
                      #6
                      how you do that
                      reversin page

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075
                          #7
                          ok...time for me to lay off the tequila.
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                            • Star
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                              • Nov 2001
                              • 74
                              #8
                              hahaha,

                              kinda like when i first started to learn how to write everything went right to left
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                                • Shooter
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                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 2842
                                  #9
                                  Since I'm ambidextrous, does that mean I'm immortal?

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                                    • Naughty
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                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 6487
                                      #10
                                      hehehe, kewl.

                                      I am left handed too... let me get some more facts on the creative, left handed peoples among us

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                                        • Caroline
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                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 405
                                          #11
                                          Im a lefty!
                                          We are more creative than right handed people.
                                          We are more passionate than right handed people.
                                          We as a whole, are more intelligent than right handed people. (well, maybe )
                                          and about the accidents... i rolled a truck once, so maybe that counts as my accident! but i didnt die. obviously

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                                            • TheApostate
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                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 589
                                              #12
                                              ?kcuf eht tahW
                                              .driew si sihT

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                                                • yys
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                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 1922
                                                  #13
                                                  kcab ti egnahc ,ti ekil tnod I

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                                                    • yys
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                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 1922
                                                      #14
                                                      tsop elbuod

                                                      [This message has been edited by yys (edited 12-20-2001).]

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                                                        • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
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                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 4753
                                                          #15
                                                          I wonder if I post STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN in here if we'll be able to hear "The Satanic Ten Commandments ?!? ... or maybe we just post ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST, and hear Freddie tell us how he loves to smoke marijuana ?!?
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                                                            • GregP
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                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 539
                                                              #16
                                                              Being left handed I know for sure that we are smarter , better lovers, better fighters (they never see the left hand coming) and better looking

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                                                                • pornjacker
                                                                  Banned
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 140
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Did you know that the human race is one of the only creatures on the whole planet (and there's billions of species) that display "handedness" 99.9999% of all creatures are ambidextrous.

                                                                  One of the best explanations for this oddity is the fact that most of the vital human organs are in the right hand side of the body so to hold a shield in your left hand and a spear in your right hand gives you a greater chance of survival in combat.

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                                                                    • pornjacker
                                                                      Banned
                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                      • 140
                                                                      #18
                                                                      do it again...and you will be BANNED.

                                                                      [This message has been edited by RAM (edited 12-20-2001).]

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                                                                        • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
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                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 4753
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Balls of steel ... Brains of SHIT !!!

                                                                          That's all I can say ...

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                                                                            • pornjacker
                                                                              Banned
                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                              • 140
                                                                              #20
                                                                              RAM what's your problem ya big girlz blouze
                                                                              people were enjoying the thread before ya bust it
                                                                              If ya wanna act like a 2 year old then ban me

                                                                              shit I thought GFY was a place to have a bit of fun
                                                                              maybe you can explain what harm I did with the post.


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                                                                                • RAM
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                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 7047
                                                                                  #21
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                                                                                    • Naughty
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                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 6487
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Naughty:
                                                                                      I am left handed too... let me get some more facts on the creative, left handed peoples among us
                                                                                      Well, here you go:
                                                                                      Ancient Customs

                                                                                      In ancient times, Aztecs gave medicine for kidney problems with the left hand, and medicine for liver problems with the right hand.

                                                                                      When a Mayan wanted to know the future, they would visit a soothsayer who would rub both his legs. If the right leg twitched, the future was good. If the left leg twitched, doom was coming.

                                                                                      In Chinese tradition, the yin, or right side, lives in harmony with the left side, the yang. Neither side dominates the other.

                                                                                      In medieval heraldry, a "sinister bend" or a left-handed stripe across a coat-of-arms was the mark of a bastard, a "son of the left hand."

                                                                                      In Japan, there was a time when a wife being left-handed was ground for a divorce. Today the prejudice against lefties has lessened.

                                                                                      Native American's used to discourage left-handedness by strapping the left hand of an infant to their cradleboard, while leaving the right hand free.

                                                                                      The Egyptians thought it was good luck to enter a house left foot first.

                                                                                      Some biblical texts claim Eve was made from Adam's left rib.

                                                                                      In ancient Peru, it was believed by the Incas that being left-handed was a sign of good luck.

                                                                                      An old Irish saying states, "The left hand of a dead man dipped in a milk pail causes cream."

                                                                                      Wearing a medal on the left side of the body became a custom thanks to the crusaders. They chose to wear their emblems close to their hearts.

                                                                                      Word's for the Lefties
                                                                                      In ancient Rome, the word meaning "left" was "sinister."

                                                                                      The English origins of the word "left" come from the Latin "laevus" meaning "the shield" or "lucky side."

                                                                                      The Latin word for "lefty" is "scaevola," the last name of Caius Mucius, who when he failed to kill an enemy, burned off his own right hand.

                                                                                      The Italian words for left and left-handed are "mancino and mancini" which translate to "defective and deceitful."

                                                                                      Skateboarders that are left-footed are called "goofy-footed."

                                                                                      In North American sign language, a raised right hand means "powerful" and "brave." A left hand place over a right hand means "burial" and "death."

                                                                                      An insult or a put down is known as a "left-handed compliment."

                                                                                      In sailing terms, a "left-handed ship" means the ship in considered unlucky.

                                                                                      In Australian terms, a "molly-dooker" is a "sissy-fisted" lefty.

                                                                                      The Spanish word for left-handed is "zurdo" or "wrong."

                                                                                      Ambidextrous taken to mean "able to use both hands equally," really translates as "having two right hands."

                                                                                      British slang for left-handed are: kefty, scrammy, and wacky.

                                                                                      In German, a left-handed person is called "linkisch" or "clumsy."

                                                                                      The Irish word for left-handed is "ciatog." Many superstitions are linked to lefties in Ireland. Often times they are thought to be treacherous and evil.

                                                                                      In Hindu, "khabbalabra" means "left."

                                                                                      Once there was a disease in olden times called lyft-adyl or "left disease." It turned out to be paralysis.

                                                                                      Lefties in the United States are called: southpaws, wrong-way drivers, and portsiders.

                                                                                      The German word for left is "link" which means "awkward." The word for right is "recht" which means "true, good, and just."

                                                                                      In the Oxford English Dictionary, left is defined as "the distinctive epithet of the hand which is normally the weaker of the two."

                                                                                      Once the French word for left, "gauche," meant "bent." Now it means "socially inept" or "awkward."

                                                                                      A promise you have no intentions of keeping is called a "left-handed oath."

                                                                                      In France, "passing the weapon to the left" means to die.

                                                                                      The Famous
                                                                                      Left-handed brains can often handle music easily, but have trouble with language. Bob Dylan, a lefty, wrote the music for "Blowin' in the Wind" in less than five minutes, but it took him a month to write the lyrics.

                                                                                      Only 5 presidents of the United States have been left-handed: James Garfield, Harry Truman, Gerald Ford, George Bush, and Bill Clinton.

                                                                                      Benjamin Franklin signed the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution with his left hand.

                                                                                      Ronald Regan was born left-handed, but he was forced to switch to his right hand.

                                                                                      The only astronaut to fly in all three space programs, Mercury, Gemini and Apollo, was left-handed Wally Schirra.

                                                                                      When painting the Sistine Chapel, Michelangelo used both hands to paint.

                                                                                      Sportswriter, Charles Seymour, coined the term "southpaw" when he noticed left- handed pitchers threw from the south side of the mound.

                                                                                      Animals
                                                                                      In studies, 45% of toads tended to have a preference for their left forelimbs.

                                                                                      The fish, turbot, is a "left-eyed" flounder and the halibut is a right-eyed flounder. Lobsters are also subject to handedness. If the left claw is bigger than the right, it's left handed, and vice versa.

                                                                                      Mice and rats are equally divided into lefties and righties, regardless of breeding. However, they will easily switch paws if it makes obtaining food easier.

                                                                                      The left tusks of Arctic whales can grow to be 9 feet long and spiral in a counter clockwise direction.

                                                                                      In zoo research, apelike animals, like lemurs and galagos, are primarily left-handed.

                                                                                      Miscellaneous
                                                                                      Of the five people that designed the Macintosh computer, four were left-handed.

                                                                                      The left hand contains 27 bones, 28 muscles, 3 main nerves and 2 major arteries. So does the right hamd.

                                                                                      It is easier for a lefty to try "mirror writing" then a righty. This was a skill mastered by left-handers Lewis Carroll and Leonarde da Vinci.

                                                                                      There are other ways to test for handedness than by which hand you write with. Without thinking about it, draw a circle with your right hand. Then draw one with your left hand. If you drew the circle clockwise, chances are you're left handed.

                                                                                      In handwriting analysis, there is little difference between left and right-handed writing. The only consistent difference is how the t's are crossed. Half of lefties cross right to left, while most righties cross left to right.

                                                                                      According to SAT results, left-handed students have higher math scores than right-handed students do.

                                                                                      When hanging the United States' flag, it must fly to the left of any other flag when you look at it head on.

                                                                                      On a carousel, the brass ring is always on the rider's right side.

                                                                                      Most champion fencers are left-handed.

                                                                                      The hammered dulcimer calls for the left hand to play a lead role in carrying the melody.

                                                                                      Twenty percent of all Mensa members are left-handed.

                                                                                      England's Queen Victoria was left-handed. She also had the longest reign in British history, 63 years.

                                                                                      In 1811, the first recorded set of Siamese twins was born. They were called Chang and Eng, "Right and Left."

                                                                                      A lefty is less likely to be able to roll their tongue than a right-handed person.

                                                                                      When typing, the left hand does most of the work, as the most popular letters (a,e,r,s,t) are on the left side of the keyboard.

                                                                                      When looking at Michelangelo's David, look at the hand David held his sling in. It seems David was a lefty.

                                                                                      Miss Manners declares that while food id properly served to the left of a guest, it is ok for a left-handed person to request to be served from the right.

                                                                                      The official Boy Scout handshake actually uses the left hand, not the right. The founder of the Scouts was ambidextrous, but he chose the left hand because it is closer to the heart.

                                                                                      On a left-handed person, the nails tend to grow faster on the left hand than on the right hand.

                                                                                      On a standard "qwerty" keyboard, there are 1,447 English words that are typed solely with the left hand. There are only 187 words typed with the right hand alone.


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                                                                                        • Cheshire
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                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 5738
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          What the hell was in that Brownie I just ate?!?!


                                                                                          just a little bit naughty

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                                                                                            • titmowse
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                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                              • 5320
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              hee hee!

                                                                                              lefties are the best!



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                                                                                                • Caroline
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 405
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  The Spanish word for left-handed is "zurdo" or "wrong."

                                                                                                  thats not completely true. its more like coniving... or tricky, in a coniving kinda way kinda hard to explain.
                                                                                                  i'd rather be a lefty.

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                                                                                                    • BruceM
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                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Cool. Btw I am left-handed.
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                                                                                                        • whoreans
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                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          now i know how u left handers feel sometimes

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