Help Uncle Squishy be a player

[Squishy]

I need to take multiple girls home with me tonight for wild monkey sex. I will feel incomplete unless I do this. I am 6'5", 170, and not unattractive, but I get a little shy when macking the ladies. Tips and advice are encouraged.

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[Gary]

jump in front of a car, chicks dig that.

[Roberto]

well you know what monkeys do in your situation right?

[Squishy]

Originally posted by Roberto:
well you know what monkeys do in your situation right?

Jump in front of cars?

[Roberto]

not exactly, but it's sure a great cure for all problems

[Keev]

They pick crabs from your nuts and groom ya for hours

[X37375787]

Pretend you're the Real Boneprone


Works for me all the time. Chix luv it !

[Squishy]

Originally posted by Equinox:
Pretend you're the Real Boneprone


Works for me all the time. Chix luv it !

I have a nametag that says, "HELLO, MY NAME IS The Anal Hobbit" Will that help, ya think?

[Jamdin]

Be sure to wear a condom while fucking a monkey...

The ladies would be more attracted to you if you cut out the monkey during sex. Nothing worse than a jealous monkey...

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[RockDaddy]

Stick a big banana in your pocket.

Get a t-shirt that says

International Sex Olympics
2001 Gold Medal Champion
16 Hour Marathon Event

Be sure to grab your banana and shake it a little when you see the girls reading your shirt.

Try that if the car thing doesn't work out


RD

[eRock]

Freaky circus sex is much better...

[[Labret]]

GHB

[Squishy]

Originally posted by [Labret]:

GHB

You truly are wise, Jedi Master!