You can't die of shock in a dream?
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Very close, but not exactly.Originally posted by completetosser
You can't die of shock in a dream?Comment
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Reposted for page 2.Originally posted by freeadultcontent
While reading a story of an axe murderer. Jane fell asleep and dreamt she was being chased through the some apartments and the murderer caught her and swung the axe. Just as the murderers axe was swung, jane ran into a room, shut the door and touched her neck to awaken her. The shock was so great she died instantly.
Is there anything wrong with this story? (typos, punctuation, and grammer do not count).Comment
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If she was dreaming, she wouldn't need to touch herself to wake up because she wasn't asleep - if you see what I meanComment
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LOL.... Yes, she's not dead otherwise she couldn't tell you what she'd been dreaming ;)Comment
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DJRCyberAVS correct again./ close enough.
Actually Jane died in her sleep, there is no way of knowing what she was dreaming.Comment
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kinda blew the gun on that answer, so will credit both of you.Comment
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ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
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Very simple one.
Dick has two coins which total 35 cents. Since one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?Comment
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The other reason a manhole cover is round is because the manhole is round.Originally posted by KRosh
To ensure a tightly sealed fit. Additionally, the manufacture of circular manhole covers is easier and more accurate than the manufacture of covers of any other shape. Lastly, round manhole covers, once removed, require less lifting and less manpower, as their shape allows them to be rolled.
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one is a dime, the other is a quarter.
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You type too fast.Originally posted by Tala
one is a dime, the other is a quarter.
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Now sit in MY lap.
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Beat me to itComment
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Typical - the only one I got
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stocktrader23, Tala, completetosser
correct all count since I did not give correct post yet.Comment
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No lap-sitting for you. :p
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Nother quick simple one.
How far can a wolf run into the woods?Comment
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Bah! No nipple tweaking for you then.Originally posted by Tala
No lap-sitting for you. :p
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Ah... not well up on US loose change ;)Comment
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Halfway. After that, he's running OUT of the woods.Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Nother quick simple one.
How far can a wolf run into the woods?
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halfway otherwise it's running out of the woods ;)Comment
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( . )Y( . )Originally posted by stocktrader23
Bah! No nipple tweaking for you then.
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I've lived here for two years now and I'm still getting used to it -sometimes I try and slip the odd 5p inOriginally posted by DJRCyberAVS
Ah... not well up on US loose change ;)
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btw yes I am working, have my ftp uploading so I cant do much else but post.
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It is impossible for anyone to survive longer than 7 days without drinking, yet abdul did a 10 day desert walk without finding water or bringing any along, at no time did it rain. How was this possible?Comment
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LOL I hate small change.... fucks your pockets up.Originally posted by completetosser
I've lived here for two years now and I'm still getting used to it -sometimes I try and slip the odd 5p in
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Abdul is a camel. They can survive up to two weeks without water, storing their water in their humps.Originally posted by freeadultcontent
btw yes I am working, have my ftp uploading so I cant do much else but post.
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It is impossible for anyone to survive longer than 7 days without drinking, yet abdul did a 10 day desert walk without finding water or bringing any along, at no time did it rain. How was this possible?
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he's a camelComment
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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
btw yes I am working, have my ftp uploading so I cant do much else but post.
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It is impossible for anyone to survive longer than 7 days without drinking, yet abdul did a 10 day desert walk without finding water or bringing any along, at no time did it rain. How was this possible?
He pulled a Kayla.
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Abdul is human. Try again.Originally posted by Tala
Abdul is a camel. They can survive up to two weeks without water, storing their water in their humps.Comment
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That would count as bringing it alongOriginally posted by stocktrader23
He pulled a Kayla.
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He drank something besides water.Originally posted by freeadultcontent
That would count as bringing it along
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He drank his own urine.Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Abdul is human. Try again.
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his friend friend brought water along or... he didn't survive (you didn't say he did)Comment
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I must get my Edward de Bono books out I think LOLComment
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Incidentally - what's a Kayla?Comment
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With a big sheet of plastic suspended at the corners and weighted in the center, you can collect condensation even in the desert.it only took one brick to make that window dropComment
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Ok urine counts as bringing it along.
He traveled alone.
He did survive.
He is human.Comment
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True, dat.Originally posted by frippeno
With a big sheet of plastic suspended at the corners and weighted in the center, you can collect condensation even in the desert.
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see urine replyOriginally posted by completetosser
Incidentally - what's a Kayla?Comment
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
He drank something besides water.
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He did not have a big sheet of plastic with him, just the clothes required for the desert.Originally posted by frippeno
With a big sheet of plastic suspended at the corners and weighted in the center, you can collect condensation even in the desert.Comment
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I agree with Stocktrader - he drank something that wasn't waterComment
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It was water.Originally posted by stocktrader23
He drank something besides water.Comment
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The desert was made of Ice and snow?Comment
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OasisComment
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Correct.Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
The desert was made of Ice and snow?
A desert is a region so arid that it supports little or no vegetation. Many areas of the far north are also considered deserts.Comment
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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Correct.
A desert is a region so arid that it supports little or no vegetation. Many areas of the far north are also considered deserts.
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