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  • TheGoldenChild
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 6940

    #1

    Golf ANYONE?

    QUESTION: Over a generation ago, in 1923, who was:

    1. President of the largest steel company?
    2. President of the largest gas company?
    3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?
    4. Greatest wheat speculator?
    5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
    6. Great Bear of Wall Street?

    These men were considered some of the world's most successful of
    their day. Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know

    The answer:
    1. The president of the largest steel company,
    Charles Schwab, died a pauper.
    2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane.
    3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison
    to die at home.
    4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.
    5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself.
    6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed
    suicide.
    However, in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the
    most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.

    What became of him?
    He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95.
    He was financially secure at the time of his death.

    THE MORAL:
    Screw work. Play golf. You'll live longer and be better off in the end.
  • LeeNoga
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 3043

    #2
    I will only play golf on those holes with NO water hazard, those holes with hazards I want to fish!

    Damn boat has been out of the water since Jul1, busted gears and I am going crazy.

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    • wargames
      Kliris
      • May 2003
      • 10423

      #3
      drunk golfing
      ICQ 212-115-582
      Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

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      • LeeNoga
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 3043

        #4
        drunk fishing!

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        • 12clicks
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 19813

          #5
          If Gene Sarazen had my game he'd have blown his fucking brains out.
          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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          • Pornwolf
            Drunk and Unruly
            • Jan 2002
            • 22712

            #6
            For some reason my nickname changes to 'Bogey' to the guys in my usual foursome in LA. Maybe they are fans of old movies or something?
            I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

            Webair, bitches.

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            • TheGoldenChild
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 6940

              #7
              Originally posted by 12clicks
              If Gene Sarazen had my game he'd have blown his fucking brains out.

              LOL

              My game has been unusually good the last few weeks.

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              • PornDaddy
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2001
                • 354

                #8
                jenny and I were playing golf the other day.
                Somewher between the first and second hole
                she got stung by a bee.

                I told her to shorten her stance a bit

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                • SykkBoy2
                  Jesus loves bacon
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 19969

                  #9
                  ah yes golf...or the game I call "fucking shit goddmn fuck"
                  Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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