Why do Chinese kids do not believe in Santa???
Because they make the Toys
Because they make the Toys
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Why don't skeletons fight each other in bed? They don't have the guts, and neither does their partner because they're both fucking bone dry.Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence.
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Baby seal walks into a club....Comment
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What did the ghetto kid get for Christmas?
Your bike.Comment
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How do you really piss off an Asian?
Tell him he is bad at math.
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Last time I told my favourite 'Bad Joke' on here, a mod was so disgusted they deleted my post!
100% true!
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I witnessed quite a scene today!
There were tons of police cars on the bridge, and I was wondering what was going on. So I got out of my car to check it out, and there was a girl who was about to jump off the bridge.
At the same time, 4 or 5 bikers show up, and one of them — a real beast of a guy — gets off his bike and walks toward the girl. One of the cops says, “Hey! What are you doing??”
Probably didn’t want to miss his chance to become a legend…
So the biker says to the cop, “Let me handle this, big guy.”
Then he turns to the girl and says, “How about one last kiss from a real man before you jump?”
And the girl says yes! She starts making out with the biker passionately — like full-on tongue action — while the biker looks at his buddies and gives them a big thumbs-up...
Even the cops and the other bikers were like, “Damn, now that was a kiss, buddy!”
Then the biker tells the girl, “You should come ride with me — I’d give you a life of freedom and adventure… But tell me, why do you want to end your life?”
The girl replies: “Well… my parents won’t let me dress like a girl!”
Now I’m not so sure if she jumped… or if she got pushed!!!Comment
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