CS can do like this?

[MatureKing]

[CurrentlySober]

No, unfortunately I cunt, but that's because animals like hippos and horses etc, actually have extendable anuses!

When they poo, the anus extends outwards, by a good few inches, enabling the poo to fall a few inches from the body... Nature's answer to stopping them needing to squat down...

Of course, not having it is kinda a blessing as for me, as I can just go directly down, into my pants, and enjoy the sensation of it running down my legs into my socks & shoes, but I digress (& fap...)

So while I cunt do it myself, I can understand the enjoyment of the Hippo spinning its tail to 'get involved', interact & play with the poo...

However thankyou for some lovely morning wood, & i cunt even explain how much i wood lik 2 sit behind the hippo... But a man can but dream... 😢😢😢

coz i cunt a4da hippo...