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  • Huggles
    GFY'S #1 retard
    • Feb 2003
    • 12507
    #1

    Dick pic thread

    Haha just kidding.

    Seriously though, why is it, in 2024, there is no Medical AI that if you took a pic of a rash or a cut on your dick, and get an assessment or prescription for meds.

    I was wasted and zippered up my cock when commando a few years ago, the metal of the zipper pinched my dickhead and actual caused a gash. It was extremely painful and I though my dick as going to rot off for like a week. I swear it was infected and all fucked up for like 3 days, and after I just showered and poured rum on my dick after the shower, it seemed to get better. Would have been nice if I could have shown my dick to a computer and asked it for a second opinion. I stayed drunk and high the entire time and watched the Lord of the Rings extended. Fucking great movies.
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    • jscott
      jscizzle
      • Feb 2001
      • 25411
      #2
      Medical AI, I bet it's coming soon. Although I personally would rather deal with a real human. And holy shit you got zipperdicked like Stiller on that one movie!!! OUCH!

      edit: found it:

      “If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.”
      —Jordan B. Peterson

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        • King Mark
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2016
          • 27033
          #3
          With the quality of phone cameras these days, they can zoom in so far it's unbelievable. Soon, they'll even be able to zoom in on your lil pecker and make your dream a reality.

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            • feetpics
              So Fucking Banned
              • Dec 2023
              • 79
              #4
              That never would have happened if you smoked weed

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                • CaptainHowdy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94730
                  #5

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                    • 2MuchMark
                      Mark of 2Much.net
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 50971
                      #6

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                        • amacontent
                          STANLEY CUP CHAMPION !
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 13022
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy

                          Now thats funny captain
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                            • NoWhErE
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 10583
                              #8
                              Why depend on AI when it would be easier and cheaper to release a
                              Series of videos on Youtube on how to properly operate complex machinery such as zippers?

                              Problem solved
                              skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                • Huggles
                                  GFY'S #1 retard
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 12507
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by NoWhErE
                                  Why depend on AI when it would be easier and cheaper to release a
                                  Series of videos on Youtube on how to properly operate complex machinery such as zippers?

                                  Problem solved
                                  It is easy to zip up your junk if you have an ample amount to get stuck in the zipper, maybe you don't have that problem?
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                                  The best AI video maker portal.

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                                    • 2MuchMark
                                      Mark of 2Much.net
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 50971
                                      #10

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                                          • Nov 2023
                                          • 106
                                          #11

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                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 94730
                                              #12

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                                                • Huggles
                                                  GFY'S #1 retard
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 12507
                                                  #13
                                                  Now we're gettin' back to some entertaining GFY!
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                                                  The best AI video maker portal.

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                                                    • NoWhErE
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                      • 10583
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Huggles
                                                      It is easy to zip up your junk if you have an ample amount to get stuck in the zipper, maybe you don't have that problem?
                                                      No, I groom myself so it's not a problem.
                                                      skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 38941
                                                          #15


                                                          👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                                                            • ruff
                                                              I have a plan B
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 5507
                                                              #16
                                                              Whatever happened to button-fly Levi jeans?
                                                              CryptoFeeds

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                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 94730
                                                                  #17

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