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  • Mr Pheer
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2002
    • 22083

    #1

    Bye Bye, Huggles!

    LoL So Fucking Banned!

    Originally posted by Huggles
    Dude you are a fucking loser. I would fucking stab you to death or hit you with my car. I'm not the type of person you want angry, because if I get in the mood to hurt you, I'm not going to hurt you, I'll probably kill you.
  • Tube Ace
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2008
    • 4941

    #2
    Finally got my first assclown banned. My only regret is it took so long. At least 10 others should have had the same fate.

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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94735

      #3
      I knew he wouldn't last . . .

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      • fuzebox
        making it rain
        • Oct 2003
        • 22352

        #4
        Damn, end of an era.

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        • lezinterracial
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2012
          • 3117

          #5
          Read the title as Huggies. I thought Huggies may have sent free diapers to Dylan Mulvaney or something.
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          • amacontent
            STANLEY CUP CHAMPION !
            • Feb 2003
            • 13023

            #6
            He will be back under different name. Is this the state of the world where you have zero life to actually sit and type on your computer what people like he does. And so many more here that dont cross the line and just post meaningless hate stuff.
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            • 2MuchMark
              Mark of 2Much.net
              • Aug 2004
              • 50980

              #7
              What did he do? Which thread?

              I sensed a meltdown coming but didn't know where it would occur.

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              • LeRoy
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                • Jul 2007
                • 13364

                #8
                Damn.. he was all over this forum!
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                • Mr Pheer
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 22083

                  #9
                  Originally posted by 2MuchMark
                  What did he do? Which thread?

                  I sensed a meltdown coming but didn't know where it would occur.
                  Click the blue arrow in the quote...

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                  • CaptainHowdy
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 94735

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LeRoy
                    Damn.. he was all over this forum!
                    The usual GFY posting cycle: from "whack" to "whacky", and from "whacky" to full-blown "whacko".

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                    • 2MuchMark
                      Mark of 2Much.net
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 50980

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                      Click the blue arrow in the quote...
                      Wow Holy shit!!!!!

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                      • brassmonkey
                        Pay It Forward
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 77396

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                        The usual GFY posting cycle: from "whack" to "whacky", and from "whacky" to full-blown "whacko".
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                        • Kittens
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                          • Jan 2016
                          • 1440

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tube Ace
                          Finally got my first assclown banned. My only regret is it took so long. At least 10 others should have had the same fate.

                          The real flex is pissing off snowflakes on this board so much without breaking the rules that they go crying to the admins begging for them to ban you or they'll stop advertising.

                          Sadly this board has gone down so much that nobody with that kind of pull still posts here, so I'm not going to be banned anymore.

                          Point in case, this is the longest nick I've ever owned. Usually I'm banned in a year or two.

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                          • Tube Ace
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 4941

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kittens
                            The real flex is pissing off snowflakes on this board so much without breaking the rules that they go crying to the admins begging for them to ban you or they'll stop advertising.

                            Sadly this board has gone down so much that nobody with that kind of pull still posts here, so I'm not going to be banned anymore.

                            Point in case, this is the longest nick I've ever owned. Usually I'm banned in a year or two.
                            I didn't report him this time or weeks ago when he made the same exact threat to kill me by running me over in a vehicle when I challenged him to a fight mano a mano on his own turf, even though I knew it was clearly a bannable offense. I know he's too pussy to do shit. He's nothing but a cowardly troll.

                            "The smallest dog barks the loudest."

                            The OP of this thread went so far as to make this thread to celebrate his banning, same as he gloated when I was banned for posting factual documents about him. Therein lies your clue.

                            In regards to him:

                            "Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you."

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                            • J. Falcon
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                              • May 2006
                              • 31645

                              #15
                              Good riddance.
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                              • Kittens
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                                • Jan 2016
                                • 1440

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                I didn't report him this time or weeks ago when he made the same exact threat to kill me by running me over in a vehicle when I challenged him to a fight mano a mano on his own turf, even though I knew it was clearly a bannable offense. I know he's too pussy to do shit. He's nothing but a cowardly troll.

                                "The smallest dog barks the loudest."

                                The OP of this thread went so far as to make this thread to celebrate his banning, same as he gloated when I was banned for posting factual documents about him. Therein lies your clue.

                                In regards to him:

                                "Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you."
                                Come to my turf big boy and catch these lips.

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                                • Tube Ace
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 4941

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Kittens
                                  Come to my turf big boy and catch these lips.
                                  With my fist, elbow, knee or heel? Ladies' choice.





                                  Originally posted by 2MuchMark
                                  Wow Holy shit!!!!!
                                  I'm unfazed by his meaningless words. I can heel kick the forehead of a 6'5" man without jumping. I surround myself with fellow men capable of killing with their bare hands every day. Only difference is we exercise discipline and restraint, only willing to kill when absolutely necessary. I never let my emotions get the best of me. It's usually the quiet guys you should be most afraid of.

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                                  • JesseQuinn
                                    feeding the wolves
                                    • Aug 2012
                                    • 6627

                                    #18
                                    I would have been entertained by them doing a 'totally ungay' oiled up wrestling match. if 'challenged' Tube would be so down. just for a chance at prowess, not cuz he's gay or anything

                                    so much bad-assness on both sides. kickboxing is one of my fav workouts cuz you get to jump around and pretend to hit stuff but wow apparently some males bring things to a whole different level of emo

                                    to me the strongest men don't raise fists to anyone but I'm kooky that way


                                    re; the ban, a shame such an unforeseen event occurred. this is no doubt a shock to us all


                                    Originally posted by Kittens
                                    Point in case, this is the longest nick I've ever owned. Usually I'm banned in a year or two.


                                    pretty sure one of my very very extra-fav people here (who is totally not here anymore of course) has been banned like 7 times. probably more but loose guestimate

                                    in his 'off' times we communicate via a venue similar to whatsapp. my only contact there, but we need a way to get in touch every time he gets the hammer. funny as fuck to me that we have a back up plan for each time he gets banned...again

                                    no biz together, just music and friendship

                                    half my fav people here, easily, have been banned at least once. so funny to me. rolling with the incorrigible crew is an honour. I'm too polite to get banned (sadly) so must live vicariously through others


                                    bet Huggles is reading this thread...

                                    dude, what I'm saying below has nothing to do with your ban here, there and everywhere

                                    you've been really overt about your main issue. might wanna get on that as something to fight against. do it
                                    throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                    • Tube Ace
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 4941

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by JesseQuinn
                                      I would have been entertained by them doing a 'totally ungay' oiled up wrestling match. if 'challenged' Tube would be so down. just for a chance at prowess, not cuz he's gay or anything

                                      so much bad-assness on both sides. kickboxing is one of my fav workouts cuz you get to jump around and pretend to hit stuff but wow apparently some males bring things to a whole different level of emo

                                      to me the strongest men don't raise fists to anyone but I'm kooky that way


                                      re; the ban, a shame such an unforeseen event occurred. this is no doubt a shock to us all






                                      pretty sure one of my very very extra-fav people here (who is totally not here anymore of course) has been banned like 7 times. probably more but loose guestimate

                                      in his 'off' times we communicate via a venue similar to whatsapp. my only contact there, but we need a way to get in touch every time he gets the hammer. funny as fuck to me that we have a back up plan for each time he gets banned...again

                                      no biz together, just music and friendship

                                      half my fav people here, easily, have been banned at least once. so funny to me. rolling with the incorrigible crew is an honour. I'm too polite to get banned (sadly) so must live vicariously through others


                                      bet Huggles is reading this thread...

                                      dude, what I'm saying below has nothing to do with your ban here, there and everywhere

                                      you've been really overt about your main issue. might wanna get on that as something to fight against. do it

                                      Wrestling is way too much man-on-man body rubbing for my tastes. I much prefer striking fighting styles as I have long arms and legs with deadly accuracy and shockingly fast hand speed and power punches. Every new trainer I begin to work with warns I shouldn't be throwing such hard punches as consistently as I do and say I will gas out, but they are unaware of my insane cardio from distance running. (over 30 marathons run so far in past 4 years). I could run a marathon on a whim and not get a single blister on my body as I am such well-conditioned. I know it's difficult for you to understand how such a pretty man can also be equally as rugged as many people have made the same mistake.

                                      I just started training in Muay Thai and excelling quickly at my skills already. The clench/head pull down followed by a knee to the face is an absolutely vicious move.

                                      PS: you are one abhorrently delusional "feemale". If you have any power behind your strikes, you should hit a heavy bag when practicing to absorb impact. I dislocated my shoulder by throwing such a hard left hook while punching air a few years ago which will likely never heal correctly.

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                                      • Kittens
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                                        • Jan 2016
                                        • 1440

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                        With my fist, elbow, knee or heel? Ladies' choice.
                                        I'll be butt fucking naked making kissy faces at you. IDGAF.

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                                        • Tube Ace
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Nov 2008
                                          • 4941

                                          #21
                                          Wouldn't be the first time. I'm worshiped by gay men.

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                                          • Kittens
                                            👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏
                                            • Jan 2016
                                            • 1440

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                            Wouldn't be the first time. I'm worshiped by gay men.
                                            But is it gay if we beat each other up afterwords, or just a hate crime?

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                                            • Tube Ace
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 4941

                                              #23
                                              I'll pass.

                                              But if you really want to fight, just swing first and I'll be forced to defend myself.

                                              I'll do the honorable thing and leave your laid out body in the recovery position so you don't swallow your tongue and die, therefore you can live another day to make kissey faces to someone less forgiving.

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                                              • jscott
                                                jscizzle
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 25412

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                LoL So Fucking Banned!
                                                What happened?

                                                Originally posted by 2MuchMark
                                                What did he do? Which thread?
                                                I sensed a meltdown coming but didn't know where it would occur.
                                                You wacko's posted 4 threads about me in the last 2 days, I'd say you're the one(s) having meltdowns. Disconnect for a few days dude, take a breather.
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                                                • LeRoy
                                                  Porn Pusher
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 13364

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jscott
                                                  What happened?

                                                  You wacko's posted 4 threads about me in the last 2 days, I'd say you're the one(s) having meltdowns. Disconnect for a few days dude, take a breather.
                                                  Only 4? ;)
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                                                  • King Mark
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Aug 2016
                                                    • 27033

                                                    #26
                                                    Lol ace got punked

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                                                    • Tube Ace
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                      • 4941

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by King Mark
                                                      Lol ace got punked
                                                      How you figure that, Kang?

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                                                      • Kittens
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                                                        • Jan 2016
                                                        • 1440

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                                        I'll pass.

                                                        But if you really want to fight, just swing first and I'll be forced to defend myself.

                                                        I'll do the honorable thing and leave your laid out body in the recovery position so you don't swallow your tongue and die, therefore you can live another day to make kissey faces to someone less forgiving.
                                                        Hahahah you're so fragile. What's it like to have a micro-penis?

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                                                        • Tube Ace
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                          • 4941

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Kittens
                                                          Hahahah you're so fragile. What's it like to have a micro-penis?
                                                          I wouldn't know. My dick size is top 2% and body count is top 1% according to some stats I recently read.

                                                          In fact, my last flight from Fort Lauderdale required a manual pat down due to a "a large object in my groin area" after going through the x-ray machine. The TSA agent asked if I wanted the pat down performed as I stood there or in a private room. I had nothing to hide so I shrugged and said, "here is fine". I should have asked him to repeat himself louder so everyone on my flight could hear. #bigdickproblems

                                                          I'm starting to suspect you say this dumb shit and get off on my stories to see what it's like to have such a blessed life.

                                                          Oh, then the flight attendants thought I was Jake Gyllenhaal for some reason. Never heard that one before. She asked me to remove my sunglasses. When I did, she saw my baby blues and said "Nah, you're not him. You look better."

                                                          Trill shit.

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                                                          • Kittens
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                                                            • Jan 2016
                                                            • 1440

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                                            I'm starting to suspect you say this dumb shit and get off on my stories to see what it's like to have such a blessed life.
                                                            More so that I laugh my ass off that you're so starved for attention you make up these stories because you have no friends and this place is all you have. Kinda feel sad for you honestly.

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                                                            • NatalieK
                                                              Natalie K
                                                              • Apr 2010
                                                              • 20117

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                                              PS: you are one abhorrently delusional "feemale". If you have any power behind your strikes, you should hit a heavy bag when practicing to absorb impact. I dislocated my shoulder by throwing such a hard left hook while punching air a few years ago which will likely never heal correctly.
                                                              this makes me feel you´re not a pro at thai boxing or any martial art, as any one that practices any art of combat knows, shadow boxing is a great method of training & simply, no fighter would not dislocate their shoulder training without a bag...


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                                                              • Tube Ace
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Nov 2008
                                                                • 4941

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by NatalieK
                                                                this makes me feel you´re not a pro at thai boxing or any martial art, as any one that practices any art of combat knows, shadow boxing is a great method of training & simply, no fighter would not dislocate their shoulder training without a bag...


                                                                just my
                                                                I never claimed to be a pro fighter, and have no desire to be one. It takes 4-10 hours per day training which I have no time for. I've got a billion-dollar brain which I'd like to keep operating at optimum levels.

                                                                Dislocating my shoulder was a rookie mistake I made years ago while punching air as I was pissed off about a now-ex gf who should be in prison. I simply stated I punch fast and hard as I'm very strong with powerful broad shoulders, as my trainers have all acknowledged.

                                                                I just got back from a 3 hour bag-hitting session on my second day training in Muay Thai. My trainer, who was impressed by my stamina, called me a "professional runner", at which I could be considered world-class.

                                                                So, try again, doll.

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                                                                • Tube Ace
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Nov 2008
                                                                  • 4941

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Kittens
                                                                  More so that I laugh my ass off that you're so starved for attention you make up these stories because you have no friends and this place is all you have. Kinda feel sad for you honestly.
                                                                  I'll take it as a compliment if you really think I'm making any of my stories up. I have NEVER told a lie or embellished any stories on GFY.

                                                                  People are often intimidated by my presence, even though I've always considered myself a gentleman. I've seen your photo, and you will never have the slightest clue as to what a life such as mine is like. I would bet my left nut you have never been called handsome in your entire pathetic life - something I experience multiple times on a daily basis.

                                                                  Nonetheless, there's a saying...

                                                                  "Eagles don't fly with pigeons."



                                                                  Or...



                                                                  Now go run along and brag to your mom I just acknowledged your pathetic existence.

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                                                                  • Kittens
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                                                                    • Jan 2016
                                                                    • 1440

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Thanks for your 63rd blog entry of the day, got anymore?

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                                                                    • Tube Ace
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                                      • 4941

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Eh, the sleeping are kicking in. Give me your best and maybe I'll give it a shot before I fall asleep.

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                                                                      • plsureking
                                                                        bored
                                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                                        • 4904

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                        The usual GFY posting cycle: from "whack" to "whacky", and from "whacky" to full-blown "whacko".
                                                                        its really the only social place left on the internet where a lunatic can be themselves.

                                                                        very few rules. mainly just dont get emotional.

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                                                                        • ruff
                                                                          I have a plan B
                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 5507

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I lost the thread of this thread. I was never here.
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                                                                          • NatalieK
                                                                            Natalie K
                                                                            • Apr 2010
                                                                            • 20117

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                                                            I just got back from a 3 hour bag-hitting session on my second day training in Muay Thai. My trainer, who was impressed by my stamina, called me a "professional runner", at which I could be considered world-class.

                                                                            So, try again, doll.
                                                                            my partner trained a few years Muay thai, after the black in Tang soo do...

                                                                            Why are you training 3hr on a bag?

                                                                            Muay Thai is man v man or shadow majority of training, maybe an hour on the bag. Your stamina would be better seen in the ring & work harder on your legs than your arms if you want to be good at Thai boxing sunshine.
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                                                                            • 2MuchMark
                                                                              Mark of 2Much.net
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 50980

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by jscott
                                                                              What happened?



                                                                              You wacko's posted 4 threads about me in the last 2 days, I'd say you're the one(s) having meltdowns. Disconnect for a few days dude, take a breather.
                                                                              I heard that you are really short…I’m sorry to hear that but come on you can still be short and be a “real man”. Just think positive.

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                                                                              • Tube Ace
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Nov 2008
                                                                                • 4941

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by NatalieK
                                                                                my partner trained a few years Muay thai, after the black in Tang soo do...

                                                                                Why are you training 3hr on a bag?

                                                                                Muay Thai is man v man or shadow majority of training, maybe an hour on the bag. Your stamina would be better seen in the ring & work harder on your legs than your arms if you want to be good at Thai boxing sunshine.
                                                                                Well, thanks for asking, sweetheart. Before my 3-hour bag hitting session yesterday, I went to the gym for 2 hours (designed for powerlifters, where chalk is allowed and many squat racks are available) and lifted over 50,000 lbs in cumulative lifts, consisting of barbell back squats, reverse hack squats, leg extensions, Bulgarian split squats, lunges, jump squats, jumping rope, bench press, pull-ups, triceps dips as well as seated and standing calf raises.

                                                                                FYI, the 6 ft Muay Thai bag can be punched or kicked, on which I practiced my high kick yesterday.



                                                                                Thankfully, I don't feel as much pain in my shins as I thought I would. I still need to work on my technique standing on my toes while rotating hips instead of flat-footed (according to my trainer). It's difficult breaking habits when you've been doing something differently your entire life. I also need to stand with my head back and not leaning forward as much since getting caught in a clinch could get me killed with a knee strike.



                                                                                I've always done things in an unorthodox manner, which could be attributed to me being left-handed. I do feel as if I will be able to switch left or right stances pretty easily.

                                                                                I decided to train in Muay Thai on a whim 2 days ago, so it's a new learning experience which I am thoroughly enjoying already.

                                                                                I'll also start running with 1 pound weights (same weight as 16 oz sparring gloves) in my hands held higher up than I'm used to running for better conditioning.

                                                                                Boxing was always my preferred combat sport, which of course is a whole different sport, requiring a completely different strategy.

                                                                                I'm not sure why you thought I claimed to be a professional fighter which I have no intention of doing, considering simply 'heading' a soccer/football can cause memory issues and concussions.

                                                                                https://abcnews.go.com/Health/header...soccer-safety/



                                                                                If an inflatable ball can cause that kind of brain damage, what do you think a flying knee to the head can do?



                                                                                Any other questions for me, doll?

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                                                                                • NatalieK
                                                                                  Natalie K
                                                                                  • Apr 2010
                                                                                  • 20117

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Tube Ace

                                                                                  Any other questions for me, doll?
                                                                                  why not post some selfies, would be nice to see you training...


                                                                                  seen my partner training, been in the ring with him, jumped out after for 10mins, lol nerves got the better of me & I don´t mind training, just the ring can be intense
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                                                                                  • Tube Ace
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                                                    • 4941

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by NatalieK
                                                                                    why not post some selfies, would be nice to see you training...


                                                                                    seen my partner training, been in the ring with him, jumped out after for 10mins, lol nerves got the better of me & I don´t mind training, just the ring can be intense

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                                                                                    • O MARINA
                                                                                      I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 13796

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                                                                      I wouldn't know. My dick size is top 2% and body count is top 1% according to some stats I recently read.

                                                                                      In fact, my last flight from Fort Lauderdale required a manual pat down due to a "a large object in my groin area" after going through the x-ray machine. The TSA agent asked if I wanted the pat down performed as I stood there or in a private room. I had nothing to hide so I shrugged and said, "here is fine". I should have asked him to repeat himself louder so everyone on my flight could hear. #bigdickproblems

                                                                                      I'm starting to suspect you say this dumb shit and get off on my stories to see what it's like to have such a blessed life.

                                                                                      Oh, then the flight attendants thought I was Jake Gyllenhaal for some reason. Never heard that one before. She asked me to remove my sunglasses. When I did, she saw my baby blues and said "Nah, you're not him. You look better."

                                                                                      Trill shit.


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                                                                                      • Tube Ace
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                                                        • 4941

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                                                                        I wouldn't know. My dick size is top 2% and body count is top 1% according to some stats I recently read.

                                                                                        In fact, my last flight from Fort Lauderdale required a manual pat down due to a "a large object in my groin area" after going through the x-ray machine. The TSA agent asked if I wanted the pat down performed as I stood there or in a private room. I had nothing to hide so I shrugged and said, "here is fine". I should have asked him to repeat himself louder so everyone on my flight could hear. #bigdickproblems

                                                                                        I'm starting to suspect you say this dumb shit and get off on my stories to see what it's like to have such a blessed life.

                                                                                        Oh, then the flight attendants thought I was Jake Gyllenhaal for some reason. Never heard that one before. She asked me to remove my sunglasses. When I did, she saw my baby blues and said "Nah, you're not him. You look better."

                                                                                        Trill shit.
                                                                                        Originally posted by O MARINA

                                                                                        The night before, I met an Asian and Black girl (both 21 y.o. college students) at a Mexican restaurant's bar on Olas Blvd in Ft Lauderdale while watching the WCF Game 6 of the Lakers vs Warriors (May 12, Lakers won the series that night).

                                                                                        Long story short, after shot-gunning Redbull and Vodkas (per the Asian girl's idea), the Black girl invites me to go with them to The Wharf bar/club where we have more drinks.





                                                                                        As we were exiting the club, some dude told her she looked like Grace Jones, which she had no idea who she was (remember she was only 21). So she Googled Grace Jones on her phone and sounded upset showing me her phone like "do I look like her?!?". I had to explain it was probably because we look like an odd couple and I sort of resemble Dolph Lundgren, apparently, as I've heard it multiple times.



                                                                                        The Asian chick disappeared as she wandered off to get some blow with some guys while Grace and I hung out.




                                                                                        Once her friend re-appears, I call an uber to get back to my airbnb, as I have a flight within a few hours back to Mexico.

                                                                                        On my way home in the uber, she tells me she wanted to "slide", as the kids call it these days, but my beauty sleep is more important than a rando woman who looks like a supermodel. She's was really beautiful though, a sweetheart, and very physically fit.



                                                                                        "♬ it ain't safe, it ain't safe, it ain't safe ♬" was a reference to this G-Eazy song they played at the club.




                                                                                        Then, after getting felt up by the TSA agent, I boarded my flight and was asked if I was Jake Gyllenhaal as mentioned in previous post.



                                                                                        No big deal.

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                                                                                        • Kittens
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                                                                                          • Jan 2016
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          This guy is starting to get exhausting. I don't even read his replies anymore, just call him gay and close the tab.

                                                                                          Gayboy.

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                                                                                          • O MARINA
                                                                                            I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                                            • 13796

                                                                                            #46

                                                                                            at your stories & text convos.
                                                                                            "Lemme slide" never heard that one before.


                                                                                            How is Mexico, amigo, how is the beach?

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                                                                                            • O MARINA
                                                                                              I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                              • 13796

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Tube Ace
                                                                                              she tells me she wanted to "slide", as the kids call it these days, but my beauty sleep is more important than a rando woman..


                                                                                              Classic

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                                                                                              • O MARINA
                                                                                                I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                                • 13796

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Who is Huggles btw, looks like a Canadian, why did they argue?
                                                                                                Unban everyone

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                                                                                                • NatalieK
                                                                                                  Natalie K
                                                                                                  • Apr 2010
                                                                                                  • 20117

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Kittens
                                                                                                  This guy is starting to get exhausting. I don't even read his replies anymore, just call him gay and close the tab.

                                                                                                  Gayboy.
                                                                                                  oh kittens, he absolutely loves himself! Gotta give him that!

                                                                                                  Never known anyone up their own ass as much as True ass...


                                                                                                  Whoops mean´t Tube ace
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                                                                                                  • Kittens
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2016
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by NatalieK
                                                                                                    oh kittens, he absolutely loves himself! Gotta give him that!

                                                                                                    Never known anyone up their own ass as much as True ass...


                                                                                                    Whoops mean´t Tube ace

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