S class

[IAW]

S Class is the king of the road.
If you have money, drive S Class.
You will probably get attacked by slave owners, because it is their afftribute.
If you survive, start sharing folk wisdom.

[IAW]

This is the new king of the road

[IAW]

Any of you drive the king of the road??

[Squrr]

I totally definitely had one but I uhh threw the keys into the sewer

[celandina]

I am an audi man but S is nice

[sandman!]

I am more of a suv man

[Dead]

I rented one in Florida once at the airport and drove the wheels off that bitch! Got it up to 120 over the bridge from Tampa to Clearwater

[CaptainHowdy]

I'm a biped type of person . . .

[Rochard]

I will be sticking with my Jeep Grand Cherokee. It's coming to the end of it's life and I will be replacing it with another Jeep Grand Cherokee.

[BAKO]

I had one for 3 years as a lease 2015. Best car of all time

[IAW]

I had one for 3 years as a lease 2015. Best car of all time

Its not called king of the road for no reason.

[Huggles]

S Class is the king of the road.
If you have money, drive S Class.
You will probably get attacked by slave owners, because it is their afftribute.
If you survive, start sharing folk wisdom.

I'm rocking a 1993 Plymouth Voyager minivan 5 speed right meow, drove the balls off it for 3 years now and it hasn't let me down, cost me nothing more than oil and gas. Paid $500 and I had to change the headgasket by loosening the head and lifting it an inch to slide a new gasket under. Was amazing, took like 20 minutes, still holds but the gasket leaks for about a minute when you start the van on a hot afternoon.

The Supra I bought with porn money was crazy, too bad I let my friend from high school drive it and he crashed it 4 hours later! It never ran right again and my broker sold it to a crazy guy who crashed it right after he bought it, haha.

[Dead]

I will be sticking with my Jeep Grand Cherokee. It's coming to the end of it's life and I will be replacing it with another Jeep Grand Cherokee.

you definitely are a chick

[Dead]

I'm rocking a 1993 Plymouth Voyager minivan 5 speed right meow, drove the balls off it for 3 years now and it hasn't let me down, cost me nothing more than oil and gas. Paid $500 and I had to change the headgasket by loosening the head and lifting it an inch to slide a new gasket under. Was amazing, took like 20 minutes, still holds but the gasket leaks for about a minute when you start the van on a hot afternoon.

The Supra I bought with porn money was crazy, too bad I let my friend from high school drive it and he crashed it 4 hours later! It never ran right again and my broker sold it to a crazy guy who crashed it right after he bought it, haha.

You'arr old

[IAW]

Nothing weird about it. They sell some exotics for higher prices, while S CLASS remains the KING OF THE ROAD.

No need to take my word, you can do your own research.

[Minte]

I am on my second S class. I had an S550 4matic for nearly 8 years. Put about 50,000 miles on it. I traded it in for a 2023 S500 last December. It's a dead ringer for the picture posted at the start of this thread. Mine is built on the AMG line, but it's not really an AMG. It only looks like it. I didn't order this car. It was the only new S that they had in stock. So far, my impression of the car is good. However, the car has a lot more gadgets than I'll ever use.

[IAW]

I am on my second S class. I had an S550 4matic for nearly 8 years. Put about 50,000 miles on it. I traded it in for a 2023 S500 last December. It's a dead ringer for the picture posted at the start of this thread. Mine is built on the AMG line, but it's not really an AMG. It only looks like it. I didn't order this car. It was the only new S that they had in stock. So far, my impression of the car is good. However, the car has a lot more gadgets than I'll ever use.

Is it black on black? If not, then this is not serious and therefore not the attribute of slave owners.

[Minte]

It is, this is the MB build sheet on it

MODEL: 2023 S500V4
040 Black
201 Black Leather
Standard Accessories
01U Pre-installation for Navigation Services
12B Owners Manual
14U Smartphone Integration
16U Apple CarPlay™
17U Android Auto
21U Dashcam
22U Pre-installation for MBUX Entertainment
232 Garage Door Opener
233 Active Distance Assist DISTRONIC®
235 PARKTRONIC with Active Parking Assist
243 Active Lane Keeping Assist
249 Auto-dimming Driver and Rearview Mirrors
264 License Plate Holder
266 Active Distance Assist DISTRONIC® with Active Steering Assist
275 Power Driver Seats with Memory
282 Through-loading feature
292 Pre-Safe Impulse Side
293 Rear Side Airbags
297 Power Rear-Side Window Sunshades
321 Fingerprint scanner
32U Sound personalisation
34U Remote Services Premium
351 eCall-Emergency System
355 Extended MBUX functions"
365 MB Navigation
367 Live Traffic
37U Remote Services Advanced
384 Communications module (LTE Advanced) for the use of Mercedes me
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401 Heated & Ventilated Front Seats
413 Panorama Sunroof
421 9G-TRONIC 9-Speed Automatic Transmission
432 Active Multicontour Front Seats with Massage
436 Comfort Front Headrests
461 English Inscriptions
475 Tire Pressure Monitoring System
489 AIRMATIC
494 USA specification
501 Surround View Camera
513 Speed Limit Assist
517 HD Radio
534 MBUX multimedia system
536 SiriusXM Radio with Free Trial Period
540 Power Rear-Window Sunshade
543 Double Sun Visors
546 Active Speed Limit Assist
551 Anti-Theft Alarm System
562 PRE-SAFE® Impulse
581 4-Zone Climate Control
587 Side Mirror Logo Projector
596 Heat, Noise insulating, & Infrared Reflecting glass
608 Adaptive High Beam Assist
11.23.2022 10.34.52
634 Omission of first-aid kit
636 Omission of Warning Triangle
640 Active Curve Illuminating Full LED
668 Sea Packing & Dispatch
726 Trim Part Center Console Black in Glass Optic
72B Additional USB Ports
783 Radio remote control with panic switch
803 Technical modifications
810 Burmester® Surround Sound System
852 Advanced Alarm with Parking Collision Detection
868 12.3" Center Display
874 MAGIC VISION CONTROL®
881 Electronic Trunk Closer
883 Soft-Close Doors
887 Independent Trunk Locking
889 KEYLESS-GO®
891 Multi-Color Ambient Lighting
897 Inductive wireless charging and NFC pairing
8U0 Heated Windshield Washer Fluid Reservoir
902 Rapid Heating Front Seats
916 Large Capacity Fuel Tank
942 Cargo Organizer System
943 Toll payment system
986 Identification label with VIN number
989 VIN Code
B01 EQ Boost 48V System
B13 Rear loading sill protection in stainless steel
K32 Active Lane Change Assist
K33 Extended Restart in Stop-and-Go Traffic
K34 Route-Based Speed Action
P09 Sun Protection Package Code
P20 Driver Assistance Package
P21 AIR BALANCE
P47 Surround View System
P53 ENERGIZING AIR CONTROL
P64 Memory Package
P82 URBAN GUARD vehicle protection Plus
PBG MBUX Navigation Premium
R66 Extended Mobility Tires
U10 Passenger Seat Weight Sensing System
U19 Augmented Video for Navigaton
U25 Illuminated Door Sills
U29 Sport Brake system with "Mercedes-Benz" lettering
U35 12V Power Plug in Cargo Area
Options
DB0 Warmth Comfort Package $3,800
223 Power Rear Seats
276 Rear Seat with Memory
402 Heated &Ventilated Rear Seats
443 Heated Steering Wheel
903 Rapid Heating Rear Seats
906 Front Heated Arm Rests
907 Rear Heated Arm Rests
P69 Warmth &Comfort Packag

[IAW]

Ok
You are the king of the road

[DBS.US]

I live to a island with no cars. I do have a nice golf cart.

[curlydoggo]

I drive a vehicle that costs around 1 million euros every day. It’s called metro. I spare time and energy on not having to navigate through busy streets and looking for a parking spot. Downsides: fellow passengers sometimes smell.

[Look Chang]

^^^

[Huggles]

When the sunroof of my in-law's GLA 250 Mercedes shattered, it was over $4,000 just to replace the glass...

[Retiree]

S-class died with the last version W222. The new one is a joke...cheap $50 screen and a tablet worth $100 being the only interior? And it looks horrible, too.

[jamezon]

i drive a mitsubishi from 1999, it has a cigarette lighter and an ashtree..also i can ignore the seat belt without getting educated . i hate to get educated by those fucking new cars . im 50 , i could afford an s-class but i hate german cars (im german) . as long its possible for me to obtain sex without paying for it, i keep my mitsubishi

[IAW]

S-class died with the last version W222. The new one is a joke...cheap $50 screen and a tablet worth $100 being the only interior? And it looks horrible, too.

No.
S Class is the King of the Road.

[Huggles]

i drive a mitsubishi from 1999, it has a cigarette lighter and an ashtree..also i can ignore the seat belt without getting educated . i hate to get educated by those fucking new cars . im 50 , i could afford an s-class but i hate german cars (im german) . as long its possible for me to obtain sex without paying for it, i keep my mitsubishi

I love my 1993 Plymouth Voyager 5 speed


Older cars are awesome, it hasn't cost me a dime in 3 years of beating the ever living shit out of it. All I have to do is top up the radiator with plain water, put cheap 10w-30 oil in it, and gas. Never lets me down!


Also, when driving up country on the mountain roads, you can be flooring it and having fun and taking corners fast, driving the minivan 9/10 and you're not really breaking any laws and it is a ton of fun to throw into corners. Modern cars are so fast that you can't even push them 5/10 without breaking so many laws and be doing twice the limit without even flooring it!


My buddy bought a used 5 or 7 series, I forget which, years back, and he had the remote trunk-opening option on it, which used hydraulics to power open the trunk. Well, the hydraulics leaked and the fluid got into the battery(?) compartment or whatever, and it also held some other electronics apparently and fried them. Just to fix that was thousands and thousands of dollars, lol. He had traded in his old M5 for it after spending $14,000 replacing the SMG transmission with another transmission that was twice as rough shifting.


Probably my favourite car I owned was my Year 2000 Honda S2000... that was a great car!

[IAW]

When the sunroof of my in-law's GLA 250 Mercedes shattered, it was over $4,000 just to replace the glass...

GLA is not the king of the road.
S Class is the King of the Road.