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  • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 4753

    #1

    Hmmm ...

    The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, Which human
    body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated? " No one answered
    until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders
    a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the
    principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

    Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to
    10 times its size when stimulated? " "Anybody?"

    Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases
    10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

    Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy, " then turned to Mary and continued,
    "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
    (1) you have a dirty mind,
    (2) you didn't read your homework, and
    (3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.

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    Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!!
    The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
    I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples
  • HQ
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 3539

    #2
    hahaha

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    • SNOW
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2001
      • 3963

      #3
      lol

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      • Lev
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2001
        • 3545

        #4
        During the game "who wants to be a millionaire" Regis asks the player the following question:

        Where does your wife prefer to have sex?

        (a)in the shower
        (b)outside
        (c)in the kitchen
        (d)on the bed

        The player thinks, thinks, then says that he wants to call a friend. Looking at his wife, Regis says, "I think it's better to ask the audience"

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        • boneprone
          Hall Of Fame
          • Jan 2001
          • 34415

          #5
          bp4l

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          • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2001
            • 4753

            #6
            A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

            The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

            Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

            The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

            The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!".

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            Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!!
            The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
            I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples

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            • JakeR
              Confirmed User
              • May 2001
              • 1760

              #7
              haha
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