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  • Grapesoda
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2003
    • 46238

    #1

    I started sleeping outside

    .. on the deck. I sleep with a some quilts laid down and a pillow. my dog guards me.... first night was 80 deg when I went to sleep, got up about 4am it was still 75 deg...

    it's weird since I'm sleeping 'on the floor' I now have an infinity view bed... and I'm wondering do I need the .45 for the bigger cats? I don't think they will 'stalk a human' with a big dog there... I worry about a fucking rattler climbing on to me while I'm cutting zzzz's
  • Bladewire
    StraightBro
    • Aug 2003
    • 56228

    #2
    Just don't sleep out there when you're on you're period, wait until your cycle is over. You don't want coyotes or wolves to get your scent


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    • CaptainHowdy
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      • Dec 2004
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      #3
      You have a mauling fetish??

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      • Rochard
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        • Dec 2001
        • 75733

        #4
        Originally posted by Bladewire
        Just don't sleep out there when you're on you're period, wait until your cycle is over. You don't want coyotes or wolves to get your scent
        OMG. You didn't just say that.
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        • Smack dat
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          • Jul 2016
          • 4613

          #5
          Originally posted by Grapesoda
          .. on the deck. I sleep with a some quilts laid down and a pillow. my dog guards me.... first night was 80 deg when I went to sleep, got up about 4am it was still 75 deg...

          it's weird since I'm sleeping 'on the floor' I now have an infinity view bed... and I'm wondering do I need the .45 for the bigger cats? I don't think they will 'stalk a human' with a big dog there... I worry about a fucking rattler climbing on to me while I'm cutting zzzz's
          Bigger cats like what?

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          • Bladewire
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            • Aug 2003
            • 56228

            #6

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            • dyna mo
              just a fucking jerk
              • Dec 2008
              • 68184

              #7
              I'd be more concerned with the spiders.

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              • CurrentlySober
                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                • Aug 2002
                • 38946

                #8
                Ive been homeless too in the past...


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                • Grapesoda
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                  • Jul 2003
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Smack dat
                  Bigger cats like what?
                  cougars on occasion in the area

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                  • Grapesoda
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 46238

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bladewire

                    Here sleep on this elevated hunting platform, it's portable, around $200 and it can go up to 10 feet high. I don't want anything happening to your dog. You can also use it to shoot porn at cool angles on the property

                    You can buy it here
                    3000 ft is high enough for me

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                    • Grapesoda
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 46238

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                      I'd be more concerned with the spiders.
                      living in the country you see spiders all the time

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                      • Grapesoda
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 46238

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                        Ive been homeless too in the past...
                        yep me too...

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                        • Smack dat
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                          • Jul 2016
                          • 4613

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Grapesoda
                          cougars on occasion in the area
                          Don't fear the cougars.

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                          • just a punk
                            So fuckin' bored
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 32393

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Smack dat
                            Bigger cats like what?
                            The natural born predators that can grab and eat you like that:

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                            • GFED
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                              • May 2002
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                              #15
                              I wouldn't carry anything less than a .45... I'm still trying to sell my H&R 922, Savage Arms .32 and LeFever 20 gauge is anyone is interested...
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                              • CaptainHowdy
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                                • Dec 2004
                                • 94735

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Smack dat
                                Don't fear the cougars.

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                                • dyna mo
                                  just a fucking jerk
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 68184

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                  living in the country you see spiders all the time
                                  Exactly my point.

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                                  • Bladewire
                                    StraightBro
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 56228

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                    cougars on occasion in the area














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                                    • pimpmaster9000
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                                      • Dec 2011
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                                      #19
                                      Set up a perimeter like arnold did in the predator movie...can you buy claymores in the USA?....if not ruburself with mud to be invisible and stalk the big cats and snakes with a knife in your mouth...the element of surprise must be on your side...
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                                      • Grapesoda
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 46238

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by crucifissio
                                        Set up a perimeter like arnold did in the predator movie...can you buy claymores in the USA?....if not ruburself with mud to be invisible and stalk the big cats and snakes with a knife in your mouth...the element of surprise must be on your side...
                                        I block off one into the patio with a couple of chairs in the table so my poor dog can relax

                                        before I did that he mostly sat up all night long walking from one end to the other

                                        I don't think the cats want to fuck with my dog he's a hundred and seventy pounds

                                        Either way we'll all have a moment to think about it before anything happens

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                                        • marcop
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                                          • Nov 2005
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Smack dat
                                          Don't fear the cougars.
                                          A friend in Santa Paula, in Ventura County north of where Brian is, heard a commotion on his porch, and went to investigate. He found a cougar carrying off his 100lb dog, which the cougar had just killed.

                                          These are not animals you should fuck with.

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                                          • Bladewire
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                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 56228

                                            #22





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                                            • Grapesoda
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                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 46238

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by marcop
                                              A friend in Santa Paula, in Ventura County north of where Brian is, heard a commotion on his porch, and went to investigate. He found a cougar carrying off his 100lb dog, which the cougar had just killed.

                                              These are not animals you should fuck with.
                                              I agree... we get notice in the news when the cats are around the area.. in Cornel I could hear the horses when the cats came around...



                                              the damn view though Marco.... nothing out there, no TV, no radio, nothing just the night and the world...

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                                              • Bladewire
                                                StraightBro
                                                • Aug 2003
                                                • 56228

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                I agree... we get notice in the news when the cats are around the area.. in Cornel I could hear the horses when the cats came around...



                                                the damn view though Marco.... nothing out there, no TV, no radio, nothing just the night and the world...
                                                The cats are always around dude.

                                                It's the middle of summer right after the heat wave low water supply low food supply.

                                                The news doesn't have your phone number to call you when a cat is on the next hill over on its way to your place, nor do they give hourly or daily updates on the news you weirdo


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                                                • MindWaste
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                                                  • Mar 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  If i slept outside id get picked up by the cops.. whould say bum wandering outside and through me int he brink...
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                                                  • Bladewire
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                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                    • 56228

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MindWaste
                                                    If i slept outside id get picked up by the cops.. whould say bum wandering outside and through me int he brink...
                                                    Grapesoda is one of those fancy "free range" bums living in the hills of southern California living off the land & weed & wild vegan pussy with his canine & feline sidekicks in tow.


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                                                    • SBJ
                                                      So Fucking Fabulous
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 11387

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                      Ive been homeless too in the past...
                                                      that was exactly what I was going to post.. gotta get up earlier.

                                                      I don't like sleeping outside with all the noises.. that and the fact I'm up all night and sleep during the day.

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                                                      • Rochard
                                                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                        • 75733

                                                        #28
                                                        All kidding aside, it sounds like fun....
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                                                        • onwebcam
                                                          Fake Nick 1.0
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 27689

                                                          #29
                                                          I've done a lot of camping in my time but never slept unprotected. Way to many incidents have occurred even in a tent.. But even walls and doors sometimes don't help.. I live in an old late 1800s hotel. It's too big for 1 person to keep track of everything that goes on.. I have a door for my cat to come in and out of as she pleases on the first floor. Well, the neighborhood critters have figured this out. The first 2 floors I use as storage for my business and the 3rd is my loft. The loft is impenetrable but you're in no mans land at night on the other floors.. So far I've come to find a opossum decided to take up shelter here during the winter. I caught him eating the cat food one night.. Several other cats.. For the past week I noticed my cat was blowing through some food so I knew I had a new visitor. Last night I met Mr. Raccoon. He greeted me at the top of my stairs. I scared him just as much as he did me so he moved along rather quickly.. Haven't seen or heard from him since, yet... Luckily my visitors have been more afraid of me than me of them so far though.. Also helps that I'm in town I guess.. If I were in the country I'd probably be rethinking the cat door.
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                                                          • Grapesoda
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 46238

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Bladewire
                                                            Grapesoda is one of those fancy "free range" bums living in the hills of southern California living off the land & weed & wild vegan pussy with his canine & feline sidekicks in tow.
                                                            don't forget the conspiracy

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                                                            • Grapesoda
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 46238

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SBJ
                                                              that was exactly what I was going to post.. gotta get up earlier.

                                                              I don't like sleeping outside with all the noises.. that and the fact I'm up all night and sleep during the day.
                                                              noise? the humming birds are a bit loud when they come check me out... the damn hummers even buzzed me at the building when the feeder was empty.... the conspiracy acts out once in a while...

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                                                              • Grapesoda
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 46238

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by onwebcam
                                                                I've done a lot of camping in my time but never slept unprotected. Way to many incidents have occurred even in a tent.. But even walls and doors sometimes don't help.. I live in an old late 1800s hotel. It's too big for 1 person to keep track of everything that goes on.. I have a door for my cat to come in and out of as she pleases on the first floor. Well, the neighborhood critters have figured this out. The first 2 floors I use as storage for my business and the 3rd is my loft. The loft is impenetrable but you're in no mans land at night on the other floors.. So far I've come to find a opossum decided to take up shelter here during the winter. I caught him eating the cat food one night.. Several other cats.. For the past week I noticed my cat was blowing through some food so I knew I had a new visitor. Last night I met Mr. Raccoon. He greeted me at the top of my stairs. I scared him just as much as he did me so he moved along rather quickly.. Haven't seen or heard from him since, yet... Luckily my visitors have been more afraid of me than me of them so far though.. Also helps that I'm in town I guess.. If I were in the country I'd probably be rethinking the cat door.
                                                                yup.. just moved out of a 4300 sq ft place I was living in with my dog....pain in the ass to get a coffee or take a leak... 50 yards, up 2, 1/2 flights of steps to the office....if I get killed, I get killed... get hit by a car, killed by a crazy BF, die from cancer from eating pussy... killed by a cat... big deal...

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                                                                • Grapesoda
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                  • 46238

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                  All kidding aside, it sounds like fun....
                                                                  all kidding aside.... there is a very spiritual aspect ... I feel part of this place now..... good night.. going out now.....

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                                                                  • onwebcam
                                                                    Fake Nick 1.0
                                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                                    • 27689

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                                    yup.. just moved out of a 4300 sq ft place I was living in with my dog....pain in the ass to get a coffee or take a leak... 50 yards, up 2, 1/2 flights of steps to the office....if I get killed, I get killed... get hit by a car, killed by a crazy BF, die from cancer from eating pussy... killed by a cat... big deal...
                                                                    I'm making a change again here real soon as well. 3 years of this place has met my wits end. I have a place I've been working on for retirement but it's about 1.5 hours away from my son so that permanent move will be awhile.. About to move the business end elsewhere and I'm thinking about getting a houseboat or something for a while.. I don't want to buy anything else in this market..
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                                                                    • crockett
                                                                      in a van by the river
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 76818

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                                      .. on the deck. I sleep with a some quilts laid down and a pillow. my dog guards me.... first night was 80 deg when I went to sleep, got up about 4am it was still 75 deg...

                                                                      it's weird since I'm sleeping 'on the floor' I now have an infinity view bed... and I'm wondering do I need the .45 for the bigger cats? I don't think they will 'stalk a human' with a big dog there... I worry about a fucking rattler climbing on to me while I'm cutting zzzz's
                                                                      LPink is way ahead of you..

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                                                                      • Grapesoda
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                        • 46238

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by crockett
                                                                        LPink is way ahead of you..

                                                                        be cool if it was lpink.... I'm building a 20ftx30ft or 40ft tented deck to live on in good weather. if I wanted to live wild up here they would let me

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                                                                        • bronco67
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                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                          • 29032

                                                                          #37
                                                                          A .22 should take care of the bigger cats.

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                                                                          • Grapesoda
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Jul 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            contrary to popular belief, I do NOT like to kill stuff. pretty sure the high intensity LED flashlight will drive the cats off

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                                                                            • PR_Glen
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                                                                              • Oct 2006
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              You guys not have mosquitoes out there? snakes and other things keep to themselves for the most part. bugs don't


                                                                              Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                              A .22 should take care of the bigger cats.
                                                                              like a tabby?
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                                                                              • bronco67
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                                                                                • Dec 2006
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                                                                You guys not have mosquitoes out there? snakes and other things keep to themselves for the most part. bugs don't




                                                                                like a tabby?
                                                                                Shhhhh....I'm trying to "help" him.

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                                                                                • Grapesoda
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                                                                  You guys not have mosquitoes out there? snakes and other things keep to themselves for the most part. bugs don't




                                                                                  like a tabby?
                                                                                  for some reason the mosquitoes don't really bother me... I don't use scented products on my skin when I'm out around the house. mountain lions are the cats we are referencing. plus I've lived in the country around here for 7 years already... just move further in is all... closer to Malibu. in fact have a Malibu address now. thing is the address and the location are not on the same road... go figure right? makes finding the place kinda difficult if you aren't in the loop

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                                                                                  • Grapesoda
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                                                                                    • Jul 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by bronco67
                                                                                    Shhhhh....I'm trying to "help" him.
                                                                                    I could use help with some editing, love the grammar Nazi stuff about you.. and some physical stuff... I have had an operation on each elbow. 1 operation on my right shoulder and 2 operations on my left shoulder. bone issues, torn ligaments and bicep leaving me with 10% mobility on the left and needing another operation on the right shoulder, bone stuff, torn ligaments and bicep... plus the torn meniscus in my left knee. I'm doing the rowing machine 30 min a day 4-5 times a week and the elliptical 75 min 4-5 times a week.

                                                                                    I'm not sure what you guys goal in the gym is. my goals are very specific. super solid core strength, solid legs and to be able to move weight around very close up. I fuck hot young women, they will NOT tolerate anything other than a damn good pounding, in many positions until it clicks for them. they all talk... you let one ,down you are out... risk I'm not willing to take.

                                                                                    me working out is hit and miss. I have hurt myself so bad I wasn't able to do anything for a few months. after the 2015 surgery on the left shoulder I was told NOT to lift a cup of coffee with my left arm for 4 months... right now I'm pretty good. just doing the cardio and the core stuff.. some leg stuff.... shooting is great exercise. strong legs help. my shoulders are failing though.

                                                                                    I smoke weed all day to combat the pain and try to maintain consistent exercise. it's weird being on such intense Psychoactive drug 24 hours a day for over 3 years. I don't dream. I wake about every 1.5-2 hours.... check stuff and close my eyes again. I just get up and continue what I was doing when I think I have had enough 'sleep'. yet my waking hours have states of dreamtime interspaced though out the day, sometime I'm not completely lucid for brief time however I'm pretty much 100% on track with stuff.

                                                                                    it's a very strange life.... as far as the political stuff goes: we are made of exactly the same stuff... there is no race, only tribes. the only difference between us is what we say to and about each other. that's it. we all want the same thing. opportunities for others to have and share in human dignity.

                                                                                    I accept god. my thoughts are we are all entitled to one thing. and one thing only. free will. that's it. however we as humanity have the resources available right now, today to grant every human on this plant clean water, food, health care, education and the opportunity to earn self respect and dignity.

                                                                                    so you can see why my opinion on divisive political rhetoric is pretty low...

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                                                                                    • RyuLion
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Here you go:
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                                                                                      but yeah, your huge dog will hear them if they're near by..

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                                                                                      • Grapesoda
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                                                                                        • Jul 2003
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by RyuLion
                                                                                        Here you go:
                                                                                        https://signalquest.com/product/acce...hoCJWwQAvD_BwE

                                                                                        but yeah, your huge dog will hear them if they're near by..
                                                                                        pretty cool... chat later..

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                                                                                        • NatalieK
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                                                                                          • Apr 2010
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          we sleep on our roof balcony loads through summer, the air´s nice and breathable & the stars are lush to sleep under




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                                                                                          • BaldBastard
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                                                                                            • Jan 2001
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            hang on

                                                                                            Your sleeping on the patio, when its 23c and you need to pack a 45 in case the boogie man gets you

                                                                                            unfreaking believable, maybe think of changing country, somewhere warmer for a start.

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                                                                                              • lezinterracial
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                What elevation? Wonder if less mosquitoes at higher elevations.
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                                                                                                • NatalieK
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2010
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by MrBaldBastard
                                                                                                  hang on

                                                                                                  Your sleeping on the patio, when its 23c and you need to pack a 45 in case the boogie man gets you

                                                                                                  unfreaking believable, maybe think of changing country, somewhere warmer for a start.
                                                                                                  he said 80f, 26c...

                                                                                                  although, was like that here in March, now here in Spain, it stays hotter than that through the night, about 95 in the day and 80 at night
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                                                                                                  • Bladewire
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by lezinterracial
                                                                                                    What elevation? Wonder if less mosquitoes at higher elevations.
                                                                                                    Mosquitoes are known not to bite those with cancer, large amounts of drugs in their system ( alcohol, weed, etc. ) , people who are dehydrated, people with low Co2 levels or have low hormonal imbalances ( low testosterone & low estrogen levels )


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