Lets Have Some Fun......

[mailman]

Attation this is a rip off :

I saw this somewhere else and I thought it would be fun to try here. The idea is to write any lines of the films. The condition is that they have to make sense with the one which has been written before it, almost like it is answering it.
For example, I start with:

"Princess Leia is wondering about Master Luke. She doesn't know where he is. I don't know where he is. Nobody knows where he is"

And someone answers with another SW line from any movie, like:

"That wizard's just a crazy old man."

Okay? Let's have some fun.


Oki so i will start:

"Dude wheres my car?"

[FADE19]

"Are you Talking to me?, Are you talking to me?????"

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[mailman]

"Yeah im talking to you."

[FADE19]

"Don't call me Fancis, Francis"

[mailman]

"what you talking about willis?"

[On-top]

First, I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?

[Amputate Your Head]

"Are you threatening me?"

[On-top]

"You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?"

[mailman]

"Yes"

[On-top]

"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again."

[CDSmith]

"You're the disease....I'm the cure"

[On-top]

"What's the score here? What's next?"

[GiggleBerries]

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[goodgirl]

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[Jamdin]

"You're a . . . You're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother, and I don't know who you have wings, but you have very lovely legs, and you're a very nice tiny person, and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was, I'm an orphan, and I've never taken drugs, because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant."

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[mailman]

"and i wanna kill you, but i wont"

[CDSmith]

"no, I've never done any writing because................. The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

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[tuffruff]

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shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

[mailman]

"okay i'll do that"

[Ludedude]

"FUBAR, big time"

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[Penrod]

"My name is Diego Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."

[SykkBoy]

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[Amputate Your Head]

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[Penrod]

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[bryany]

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[Hot Tropical Babes]

"You complete me"

[JackFoley]

"Oh, there's something I ought to tell you... I'm not left-handed either."

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[hottshot]

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[Snake Doctor]

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[mailman]

"white men cant jump"

[brav]

don't bite

[Steve]

"did you fuck my wife?"

[SykkBoy]

"I kick ass for the lord..."



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[Amputate Your Head]

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[ToolGuy]

"How do ya like them apples?"

[brav]

"Funny queer, not funny Ha-Ha"

[kittykat69]

"What the Hell am i looking at?"
"Now, you're looking at now, sir"
"Well what happened to then?"
"We missed it"
"when?"
"Just now"
"just now?"
"!Just now"
"Well go bach to then"
"We can't"
"Why?"
"We missed it"
"When?"
"Just now"
"When will then be now?"
"Soon...."

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[JakeR]

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[Amputate Your Head]

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[rhizome]

"Hey look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear or do I have to slip you my lip for a convincer?"

[SykkBoy]

"We have eternity to experience your flesh..."

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[MrPanama]

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[DarkJedi]

"who's your daddy and what does he do ?"