A Male Driver's Observation:
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a
female driver cut right in
front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive
on to the shoulder to
avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver
enough that he hung his
arm out his window and flipped the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96
miles each day. Of
these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of
the bumper-to-bumper
is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the 7
lanes I am not in, that
means I pass a new car something like every 40 feet
per lane. That's 7 cars
every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982
cars every mile, or
31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to
bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the
number to something like
36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically, half of
these are driven by
females, that's 18,000.
In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the
worst day of their
period. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love
life as dissatisfying or
unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of
all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all
females carry weapons
and this number is increasing.
This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
least one female that has
a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem,
has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst
day of her period,
and is armed.
Flip one off?
I think not.
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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a
female driver cut right in
front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive
on to the shoulder to
avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver
enough that he hung his
arm out his window and flipped the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96
miles each day. Of
these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of
the bumper-to-bumper
is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the 7
lanes I am not in, that
means I pass a new car something like every 40 feet
per lane. That's 7 cars
every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982
cars every mile, or
31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to
bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the
number to something like
36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically, half of
these are driven by
females, that's 18,000.
In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the
worst day of their
period. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love
life as dissatisfying or
unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of
all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all
females carry weapons
and this number is increasing.
This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
least one female that has
a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem,
has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst
day of her period,
and is armed.
Flip one off?
I think not.
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