I Comtrolled My Dragons...One Split Second Would Have Changed Everything

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  • ilnjscb
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2009
    • 8973

    #1

    I Comtrolled My Dragons...One Split Second Would Have Changed Everything

    So my friend Barack Obama, who is the president, is feeling kind of low becuase of his approval ratings, and my other friend Bruce Springsteen is also feeling bad cause he is getting old, and my other friend Tom Cruise, is feeling bad cause he is crazy. So anyway they asked me to stay with them at the white house just to make sure everything was cool. So I brought my dragons, all three of them. Barack had a goat parked out back in the rose garden, and Bruce had his sheep out there too. Tom had an imaginary land octupus but none of us could see him. At around about precisely exactly 6:15AM, the goat starts howling something fierce, and the sheep is yelling too - My Dragons! I think they were going to eat them! While the secret service was scrambling, I got out my dragon whistle, and blew a long descending scale, which I was trained to do at band camp. My dragons came to me on the white house porch, and the secret service got the goat back to his goat house. The sheep had singed fur but bruce said he liked the look, so all was well.

  • atom
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    • Apr 2002
    • 2740

    #2
    I LoL'd!!!
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    • Far-L
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      • Feb 2002
      • 6065

      #3
      genius. just genius.
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      • TheSquealer
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        • Oct 2004
        • 26176

        #4
        haha... awesome.
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        • HappyTugger
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          • Jul 2011
          • 58

          #5
          Lame. Should have kept it to Game of Thrones.

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          • Ferus
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            • Feb 2013
            • 4108

            #6
            The namedrop ratio is to high...

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            • ilnjscb
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              • Jun 2009
              • 8973

              #7
              Originally posted by HappyTugger
              Lame. Should have kept it to Game of Thrones.
              I thought about that but I am way too lazy

              Originally posted by Ferus
              The namedrop ratio is to high...
              Yeah, that's my favorite part - its the part I am lampooning about dear old Mike

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              • Super Nick
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                • Apr 2015
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                #8
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                • Zuzana Designs
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                  • Feb 2005
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                  #9
                  I would have shot them all in the leg.

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                  • ilnjscb
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                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8973

                    #10
                    I comtrolled my arrow to the knee

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                    • woj
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                      • Jul 2002
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                      #11
                      not bad...
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                      • scarlettcontent
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                        • Mar 2006
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                        #12
                        great story!


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                        • ilnjscb
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                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8973

                          #13
                          What did I write this about?

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                          • SBJ
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                            • Apr 2003
                            • 11387

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ilnjscb
                            What did I write this about?
                            or why did I bump this?

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                            • ilnjscb
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8973

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SBJ
                              or why did I bump this?

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                              • CaptainHowdy
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                                • Dec 2004
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                                #16
                                Another missing GFY gem . . .

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