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  • theking
    Nice Kitty
    • Sep 2002
    • 21053

    #1

    While I was

    ...cooking the steaks on the grill...the neighbors dog came by to visit through the fence with my dogs...so I went over to the neighbors to inform him that his dog was on the loose and asked him if his dog could join my dogs for a steak dinner. He gave a thumbs up so I threw another steak on the grill. All of the dogs now have full stomachs and are sleeping.
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  • AdultKing
    Raise Your Weapon
    • Jun 2003
    • 15601

    #2
    You know if you used Market Samurai you could find better keywords to use in your posts

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    • 420
      cuck
      • Mar 2003
      • 11571

      #3


      Neighbor is a vegetarian eh? Why else would you invite his dog over but not him? Wait, I think I don't want to know.
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      • beerptrol
        Confirmed Asshole
        • Feb 2003
        • 12722

        #4
        You roofied them and now will have your way! Or would that be woofied?
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        • eipstudios
          So Fucking Banned
          • Dec 2008
          • 2001

          #5

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          • beenthereb4
            Dat's Nacho Cheese Baby
            • May 2013
            • 350

            #6
            Wish these new friggin computers would accept your Polaroid camera , be nice to have a picture of all the dogs together . Bet none of them complained their steak was to rare .Did you walk the dog back home or did the neighbor come get him ? Just asking cause these gfy members are on edge here .
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            • Horatio Caine
              full-time aspiring rapper
              • Aug 2012
              • 5746

              #7
              They will be back with sore asses. No steak.

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              • MaDalton
                I am Amazing Content!
                • Feb 2004
                • 39861

                #8
                those were the times when dogs would come together to grill their own steaks
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                • clickity click
                  So Fecking Bummed
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 3682

                  #9
                  It would be nice to see a photo of the bear dogs.

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                  • mineistaken
                    See signature :)
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 29656

                    #10
                    I read the first sentence and decided not to continue, but I am sure it was a great story. Keep posting.

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                    • georgeyw
                      58008 53773
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 9865

                      #11
                      TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                      "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                      • Spunky
                        I need a beer
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 133986

                        #12
                        What kind of steaks were they?

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                        • 420
                          cuck
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11571

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Spunky
                          What kind of steaks were they?
                          Another thread said they were tube steaks.
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                          • eipstudios
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 2001

                            #14
                            Blue Cow

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                            • 420
                              cuck
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 11571

                              #15
                              Originally posted by beerptrol
                              You roofied them and now will have your way! Or would that be woofied?
                              I can imagine theking saying woofied; probably thinks he's a dog himself.
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                              • PaperstreetWinston
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2014
                                • 2604

                                #16
                                love you for that! Cant help but admire people who have a soft spot for our four legged buddies ;)
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                                • eipstudios
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 2001

                                  #17

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                                  • AdultKing
                                    Raise Your Weapon
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 15601

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by 420
                                    I can imagine theking saying woofied; probably thinks he's a dog himself.
                                    Can more likely imagine him saying it because of a severe speech impediment.

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                                    • 420
                                      cuck
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 11571

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AdultKing
                                      Can more likely imagine him saying it because of a severe speech impediment.
                                      Everything sounds like this in my head.



                                      If you were talking about theking; the only impediment I remember him mentioning is his severe penis impediment.
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                                      • John-ACWM
                                        Work Work Work
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 20060

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by eipstudios
                                        Blue Cow

                                        or pittbull cow

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                                        • nico-t
                                          emperor of my world
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 29903

                                          #21
                                          Shigpit.

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