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  • myjah
    Back in the harbor
    • Sep 2003
    • 11482

    #1

    Just pre-ordered this

    http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Com.../dp/B001G70QW8

    What do you think? Would you use this?

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  • edgeprod
    Permanently Gone
    • Mar 2004
    • 10019

    #2
    I think our maid uses something similar. I see them in the garbage sometimes. I have no idea what the fuck it is.

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    • 420
      cuck
      • Mar 2003
      • 11571

      #3
      Does it measure the amount of bacteria in your toilet?
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      • Famemonster
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2014
        • 536

        #4
        The longer that shit is the better, i say its a good purchase.

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        • edgeprod
          Permanently Gone
          • Mar 2004
          • 10019

          #5
          Originally posted by Famemonster
          The longer that shit is the better, i say its a good purchase.
          I just pictured Jill cleaning the toilet from the living room, with an enormous handle.

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          • mineistaken
            See signature :)
            • Apr 2007
            • 29656

            #6
            After reading reviews I found out that the image is completely misleading and it is being used by disabled people to wipe themselves clean. Thought it was toilet cleaner judging by the picture.
            Last edited by mineistaken; 10-25-2014, 04:37 PM.

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            • SBJ
              So Fucking Fabulous
              • Apr 2003
              • 11387

              #7
              Originally posted by mineistaken
              After reading reviews I found out that the image is completely misleading and it is being used by disabled people to wipe themselves clean. Thought it was toilet cleaner judging by the picture.

              Same!

              This is just the staff trolling the trolls?? cause come on why would you post about a $99 CUP and now a ass wiper for the too fat or disabled..

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              • pornmasta
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jun 2006
                • 20016

                #8
                whooah it looks too cool, i want the same thing !

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                • 420
                  cuck
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 11571

                  #9
                  Originally posted by edgeprod
                  I think our maid uses something similar. I see them in the garbage sometimes. I have no idea what the fuck it is.
                  Does she have really short arms? Minnie says they're for wiping your ass.
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                  • WDF
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 2248

                    #10


                    Please HELP

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                    • MrTrollkien
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Mar 2014
                      • 2360

                      #11
                      I bought this for my husband after he had a bad accident to help him feel clean. He uses it every day. Nice item."

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                      • Manfap
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 2626

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mineistaken
                        After reading reviews I found out that the image is completely misleading and it is being used by disabled people to wipe themselves clean. Thought it was toilet cleaner judging by the picture.
                        They need a goose.

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                        • edgeprod
                          Permanently Gone
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 10019

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 420
                          Does she have really short arms? Minnie says they're for wiping your ass.
                          Haha, I think she uses some Clorox wand or something.

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                          • F-U-Jimmy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 6853

                            #14
                            It's a fat persons ass wiper..
                            icq. 176240424 44.years as a pornographer !!!!!!!!!!!

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                            • nico-t
                              emperor of my world
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 29903

                              #15
                              shove it up your ass and post the picture

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                              • 420
                                cuck
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 11571

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SBJ
                                Same!

                                This is just the staff trolling the trolls?? cause come on why would you post about a $99 CUP and now a ass wiper for the too fat or disabled..
                                She was serious about the cup. Then she started fucking with everyone for fucking with her about the cup.
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                                • PAR
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2005
                                  • 1835

                                  #17
                                  why not just buy a clorox disposable toilet brush..

                                  As for the fat person ass whipper .. That solves one of life's little mysteries...

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                                  • aka123
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2014
                                    • 4450

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by myjah
                                    http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Com.../dp/B001G70QW8

                                    What do you think? Would you use this?

                                    Only if it comes labeled as a official iPhone accessory. And it identifies what it is wiping.

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                                    • czarina
                                      Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 10752

                                      #19
                                      A wand to help you wipe your butt? Do you have mobility issues?
                                      Otherwise, hit your local yoga parlor and start stretching and bending. There's no reason why a normal human being couldn't reach his own butt.

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                                      • PR_Glen
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 9058

                                        #20
                                        ass mop for the win! now comes with a curve!
                                        webmaster at pimproll dot com

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                                        • Scott McD
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 67798

                                          #21
                                          Erm, no thanks i can wipe my ass unaided thank you very much...


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                                          • CarlosTheGaucho
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 9556

                                            #22
                                            I heard CurrentlySober bought a VIP package
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                                            • 420
                                              cuck
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 11571

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                              I heard CurrentlySober bought a VIP package
                                              I can only assume that means he recycles the used ones you send him.
                                              Last edited by 420; 10-29-2014, 01:16 PM.
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                                              • CurrentlySober
                                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 38945

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                I heard CurrentlySober bought a VIP package
                                                Originally posted by 420
                                                I can only assume that means he recycles the used ones you send him.
                                                Nope. The extra reach would indeed be handy... IF I actually wiped it in the first place...

                                                As my dear old Granny used to say... "Waste not, want not"

                                                Why flush all the glorious goodness away when you could still be playing with it a few hours later?


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                                                • myjah
                                                  Back in the harbor
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 11482

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by 420
                                                  She was serious about the cup. Then she started fucking with everyone for fucking with her about the cup.
                                                  this
                                                  VP of Marketing
                                                  AVN Media Network
                                                  Skype: AVNJill
                                                  [email protected]

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                                                  • DamianJ
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 15808

                                                    #26
                                                    You're SO good at this.

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                                                    • CourtneyR
                                                      Looking for traffic!
                                                      • Jan 2012
                                                      • 2976

                                                      #27
                                                      the fact that there is 383 reviews is depressing.

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                                                      • nico-t
                                                        emperor of my world
                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                        • 29903

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CourtneyR_FFN
                                                        the fact that there is 383 reviews is depressing.
                                                        fat people probably have a problem reaching back to their huge black hole of an asscrack, my guess is because of their jumbo sized armpit flaps.

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                                                        • CourtneyR
                                                          Looking for traffic!
                                                          • Jan 2012
                                                          • 2976

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by nico-t
                                                          fat people probably have a problem reaching back to their huge black hole of an asscrack, my guess is because of their jumbo sized armpit flaps.
                                                          If you cant wipe your own ass, it's probably time to make some changes.

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                                                          • JFK
                                                            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                            • 67373

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by 420
                                                            Does it measure the amount of bacteria in your toilet?
                                                            no , on your tounge

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                                                            • 420
                                                              cuck
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 11571

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by DamianJ
                                                              You're SO good at this.
                                                              Thanks, some people might call me a mind reader. What do you think? Is Tommy Vagitarian a good name?
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                                                              • O MARINA
                                                                I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 13796

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by edgeprod
                                                                I just pictured Jill cleaning the toilet from the living room, with an enormous handle.
                                                                I picture her with a selfie stick instead!!!!

                                                                http://www.the85stylepeople.com/407-...d-hot-pink.jpg

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