Caption Contest...

[EddyTheDog]

Whale washed up near Edinburgh beach

There have been reports that a whale has been washed up near a beach in Edinburgh.

SSPCA and Police Scotland have sent teams to the beach near the Rockville hotel in Joppa.

Initial reports said it was a basking shark. However, officers said they could be dealing with something larger than that.

I will start with - "Kirstie Alley swimming challenge ends in tragedy..."...

For the Brits - "Eamonn Holmes swimming challenge ends in tragedy...".....

I'm fat so I can tell fat jokes...

[rogueteens]

Scotland appeals for international help in building a whale-sized deep-fat fryer?

[EddyTheDog]

Scotland appeals for international help in building a whale-sized deep-fat fryer?

[kane]

Kim Kardashian's newest Instagram selfie shows her sunning it up in merry Scotland.

[Manfap]

Scotland appeals for international help in building a whale-sized deep-fat fryer?

They dont need international help.. they have the English Taxpayer

(to the Scottish Contingent that was a joke)

[EddyTheDog]

I hope that Scott's realize that if they go independent they are on there own - When Americans take the piss out of your accent you lose British protection...

[SilentKnight]

WeHatePorn offers more definitive proof of alien stealth submersibles.