Just found a great joke at ConsumptionJunction.com
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Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and President Bush are out walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the
Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. "With a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for
farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
so that no infidels can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
impenetrable."
President Bush " says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
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Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and President Bush are out walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the
Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. "With a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for
farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
so that no infidels can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink
of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
impenetrable."
President Bush " says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
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