Flakey Models

[fuzebox]

Four of my last twelve shoots have no showed, even after multiple confirmations including texts an hour before the shoot. Best one today didn't show for noon, called at four begging for work, and then didn't show up for six.

Fucking frustrating!!!

Just needed to rant. Who's got the best flake story?

[billywatson]

The #1 challenge when you're shooting girls in any sort of adult/hardcore setting is getting them to show up.

#2 -- male talent's soft dick.

[xNetworx]

Fake excuses (99% of the time)
Anything involving hospitals, sick relatives, accidents, deaths


So lame it was probably true:
My dog ate my tampon and he was sick so I had to take him to the vet

[fuzebox]

Excuses this week have been amazing. Had a girl claim to be stuck in the traffic 30 minutes away while a friend saw her near my location at the scheduled shoot time.

[arock10]

Oh u madddd

[xNetworx]

Excuses this week have been amazing. Had a girl claim to be stuck in the traffic 30 minutes away while a friend saw her near my location at the scheduled shoot time.

Always annoying when they say they have a flat tire. I ask them to text me a pic of it. They never do. I laugh when some say it was towed. They don't usually tow a car for a fucking flat lol

[AllAboutCams]

Are these new girls or have you shot them before

[LAJ]

Four of my last twelve shoots have no showed, even after multiple confirmations including texts an hour before the shoot. Best one today didn't show for noon, called at four begging for work, and then didn't show up for six.

Fucking frustrating!!!

Just needed to rant. Who's got the best flake story?

Dude you are batting .667... that's actually pretty damn good with models!

[trevesty]

Fake excuses (99% of the time)
Anything involving hospitals, sick relatives, accidents, deaths


So lame it was probably true:
My dog ate my tampon and he was sick so I had to take him to the vet

[NaughtyRob]

Don't want to go into stories but yeah one JUST flaked on me today. :-(

[NemesisEnforcer]

Don't want to go into stories but yeah one JUST flaked on me today. :-(

The girl that you posted for orders?

[Grapesoda]

The #1 challenge when you're shooting girls in any sort of adult/hardcore setting is getting them to show up.

#2 -- male talent's soft dick.

#3 the county of los angles trying to make you stop paying taxes

[blackmonsters]

Always annoying when they say they have a flat tire. I ask them to text me a pic of it. They never do. I laugh when some say it was towed. They don't usually tow a car for a fucking flat lol

Sorry but the yellow highlight proves you've had a lack of girlfriends.

[NaughtyRob]

No, she showed up yesterday, today a different girl flaked and she was someone I shot with before. :-/

The girl that you posted for orders?

[The Heron]

I'll showup for you Fuzebox!

[pgmorin]

The trouble with running a Cosplay website is that you need to meet the girl 1 - 2 week before the shooting so you can get all the measurement to make the costume.
The good thing about that extra step, it act like a filter and if the girl dont show up for that step you didnt lose any money and you move to a other girl.

[DeanCapture]

I've been pretty lucky over the years. Only had issues with a few flakes here & there but no spectacular stories to tell

[Porno Dan]

We do over 500 bookings a year and certain agencies are better than others.

I have found LA Direct Models and Foxxx Modeling are the two best for reliability.

[Zeiss]

My dog ate my tampon and he was sick so I had to take him to the vet

[Bourke]

We got a lot of no shows in the first year or so, but not anymore.
Being one of a small number of producers in Aus has the advantage that the serious girls come looking for us.

[Sabby]

I used to have a cam studio. One girl didn't show up because she found a dead body in her garbage chute and was too traumatised. Omg it wasn't even in the news.

[fitzmulti]

Don't want to go into stories but yeah one JUST flaked on me today. :-(

Yeah...that was some bullshit yesterday. UGH!

[JockoHomo]

Just wait until they need more money for meth...your phone will ring.

[k0nr4d]

I used to have a cam studio. One girl didn't show up because she found a dead body in her garbage chute and was too traumatised. Omg it wasn't even in the news.

Maybe it was a mouse or a bird? I had a bird fly down the steam pipe that comes out from my boiler and die in there. The smell was fucking rancid. My fiance's dad pulled it out for us because im not man enough to do it, and he puked all over the floor

[marcop]

My friend, Jim South of World Modeling, told me he had one well-known 1980's porn girl (Jacqueline Lorians) use the my-mom-died excuse as a reason for her flaking. Thing is, she used it twice.

[dgraves]

I always have at least one or two on stand-by just in case. It might even be worth paying a girl a little cash to be on stand-by.

[Jman]

Con them by telling them they can keep the hot clothes you bought for the shoot. Did it a few times and their face was priceless when they asked me about the clothes :D

[xNetworx]

Sorry but the yellow highlight proves you've had a lack of girlfriends.

And the quote above proves you don't know shit

[Kenny B!]

At a show last year in London I got some chick to do an impromptu BJ scene without even having a camera with me. Used my buddy's iphone to shoot him getting head.

You need a stronger pimp hand!

[Grapesoda]

At a show last year in London I got some chick to do an impromptu BJ scene without even having a camera with me. Used my buddy's iphone to shoot him getting head.

You need a stronger pimp hand!

[Kenny B!]

Nice pic, looks way better than the scene we shot on the iphone... You must have a galaxy S4!

[PR_Glen]

dude, i told you i slipped in the shower, got the 24 hour flu bug, was stuck in traffic and my dog totally ate my homework...

some people have no patience!