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  • All1
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2013
    • 215

    #1

    Useless javascript thread!

    Code:
    <script type="text/javascript">
    
    $(function() {
    
        $('body .invis').applyOpacityFixForIE();
    
        setTimeout(
            function() {
                $('#contentbg').dnsFadeIn();
            }, 500
        );
    
        setTimeout(
            function() {
                $('#title, #footer').dnsFadeIn();
            }, 1500
        );
    
        //$('#vbg').get(0).play();
    
    });
    
    $(window).load( function(){
        $('.dyn-text, .dyn-text-const').dynResize();
        $('.dyn-text').removeClass('dyn-text');
        
    });
    
    
    function showPlans() {
        var $plans = $('#plans');
        if ($plans.hasClass('invis')) {        
            showClip($plans);
    
            setTimeout(function(){$('#blueprint').toggleClass('rotate3');},500);
            setTimeout(
                function() {
                    setTimeout(function(){$('#bluePencil').toggleClass('rotate6')},250);
                    setTimeout(function(){$('#yellPencil').toggleClass('rotate3')},400);
                    setTimeout(function(){$('#strEdge').toggleClass('rotate6')},500);                
                    
                    setTimeout(function(){ $('#blueM1').dnsFadeIn(); }, 1000);
                    setTimeout(function(){ $('#blueM2').dnsFadeIn(); }, 3000);          
    
                },250
            );
        }
    }
    
    function showCard() {
        var $card = $('#card');
        if ($card.hasClass('invis')) {
            showClip($card);
    
            setTimeout(function(){$('#bizCard').toggleClass('rotate6');},500);        
            setTimeout(function(){$('#bizM1').dnsFadeIn();},1250);
            setTimeout(function(){$('#bizM2').dnsFadeIn();},3250);
            setTimeout(function(){$('#bizM3').dnsFadeIn();},5250);    
        }
    
    
    </script>
    Rot in hell
    Last edited by All1; 06-24-2013, 08:41 PM.
  • facialfreak
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    • Feb 2005
    • 3018

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    • All1
      So Fucking Banned
      • May 2013
      • 215

      #3
      monday monday
      Last edited by All1; 06-24-2013, 08:41 PM.

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        • Mar 2006
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