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  • Diomed
    Converting like it's 1999
    • Jan 2009
    • 6167

    #1

    Why the hell does beating electronics work?

    I know there is no reason that beating or smacking electronics that are unresponsive should make them work.. But in many cases it does for me.

    What the fuck is up with that?
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  • Mr Pheer
    So Fucking Banned
    • Dec 2002
    • 22083

    #2
    Did you try asking Han Solo?

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    • CYF
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      • Mar 2009
      • 10973

      #3
      gotta show 'em who the boss is.
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      • BIGTYMER
        Junior Achiever
        • Nov 2004
        • 17066

        #4
        It only worked on old TVs years ago for me.

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        • d-null
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          • Apr 2007
          • 13724

          #5
          cold solder joints possibly connect again with a smack

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          • Max Potential
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2008
            • 1045

            #6
            Originally posted by Diomed
            I know there is no reason that beating or smacking electronics that are unresponsive should make them work.. But in many cases it does for me.

            What the fuck is up with that?
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            • Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE
              Barterer
              • Aug 2004
              • 4864

              #7
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              • FlowerKid
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2005
                • 1045

                #8
                Bad soldering or bad connections inside.

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                • anexsia
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2010
                  • 5735

                  #9
                  I used to beat the crap out of my old Nintendo console.

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                  • Harmon
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                    • Mar 2004
                    • 20012

                    #10
                    I beat my cock and it works. Why?
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                    • DamianJ
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 15808

                      #11
                      It's called Percussive Maintanence

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                      • JFK
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                        • Jan 2002
                        • 67373

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DamianJ
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                        • DamianJ
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                          • Jul 2006
                          • 15808

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JFK
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                          • martinsc
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                            • Jun 2005
                            • 27047

                            #14
                            it always worked on older TVs.... always....
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                              • Sep 2002
                              • 10600

                              #15
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                              • srockhard
                                Retired
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 1976

                                #16
                                I regularly beat my Brother.....laser printer. The fucker discontects himself from the network almost daily. When the beating is too severe I end up using old Hewey Packard but sometimes his ink jet gets a little messy.
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                                • blackmonsters
                                  Making PHP work
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 20970

                                  #17
                                  I have found that beating the product is most effective on TVs.
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                                  • Killswitch
                                    REVOLUTIONARY
                                    • Oct 2012
                                    • 2573

                                    #18
                                    Same reason beating your wife and kids make them work again too.

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                                    • woj
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                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 47882

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Killswitch
                                      Same reason beating your wife and kids make them work again too.
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                                      • Spunky
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                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133986

                                        #20
                                        I usually like to bounce them off a wall or two

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                                          • Jul 2004
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                                          #21


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                                          • fitzmulti
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                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 14861

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by anexsia
                                            I used to beat the crap out of my old Nintendo console.


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                                            • livexxx
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2005
                                              • 1201

                                              #23
                                              Typically dry solder joints where the surfaces of both connections are not tinned properly. Real bad ones form like a tube around the legs of components and over time oxidation within that forms a barrier. A good belt can re-form the contact albeit temporarily. Likewise similar problems happen with connectors and leads. Also crimped wire connections can oxidise and a jolt can re-connect by piercing the oxidation.
                                              Loose non housed connectors , same as before. Switches and anything mechanical can also exhibit the same problems.

                                              Sometimes also called cold solder joints, i've fixed a few with re-soldering after inspection, but it's a bit of an art to spot them and you need to be good to solder too. Luckily I worked on a missile guidance production line with 50 women but even then a good whack was the best solution (only for the argentinian export market)
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                                              • 2MuchMark
                                                Mark of 2Much.net
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 50980

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Diomed
                                                I know there is no reason that beating or smacking electronics that are unresponsive should make them work.. But in many cases it does for me.

                                                What the fuck is up with that?

                                                If you had a Mac you wouldn't have to beat it because it would work perfectly, every time, all the time.

                                                /runs away..

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                                                • JFK
                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 67373

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                  If you had a Mac you wouldn't have to beat it because it would work perfectly, every time, all the time.

                                                  /runs away..
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                                                  • georgeyw
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                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 9865

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                    If you had a Mac you wouldn't have to beat it because it would work perfectly, every time, all the time.

                                                    /runs away..
                                                    Go back to pulling yourself off over electric vehicles.
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                                                    • John-ACWM
                                                      Work Work Work
                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                      • 20060

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by anexsia
                                                      I used to beat the crap out of my old Nintendo console.

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                                                      • Killswitch
                                                        REVOLUTIONARY
                                                        • Oct 2012
                                                        • 2573

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                        If you had a Mac you wouldn't have to beat it because it would work perfectly, every time, all the time.

                                                        /runs away..

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                                                        • john FVC
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 671

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                          Go back to pulling yourself off over electric vehicles.


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                                                          • RKLover
                                                            A B User
                                                            • Dec 2007
                                                            • 256

                                                            #30
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                                                            • 2MuchMark
                                                              Mark of 2Much.net
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 50980

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                              Go back to pulling yourself off over electric vehicles.
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                                                              • iwantchixx
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 12860

                                                                #32
                                                                For complex electronics, it was solder joints, sockets and etc get loose/corroded over time. Circuit boards and solder paste contains highly corrosive chemicals. By beating it, you are merely temporarily remaking the electrical connection until it "falls off" again.

                                                                Resisters are culprits too, they dry out over time. Every type of resister dries out and becomes crumbly inside, certain ones take a few years, some take decades but a quick punch can sometimes make the connection good enough to start working temporarily until ti heats up again, thus then needing another beating.

                                                                For CRT tube tvs, it was mostly the yokes and power supplies that needed the jolt from a beating.

                                                                For stereos, it was volume pots and mains voltage supply lines across circuit boards and of course, the IC's and/or transistor's solder joints loosening from heat and vibration.

                                                                I recently retired a PC that needed to be kicked sideways with a flat foot to get it to see the NIC card.. fun times.

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