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  • TDF
    Triple OG nigga on GFY
    • Mar 2002
    • 27296

    #1

    clerks

    is this movie supposed to be in black and white or am I just that fucked up?? wtf?
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  • bhutocracy
    Not making A Comeback
    • Dec 2001
    • 10218

    #2
    what good would an indie movie be if it weren't in black and white? pshaw.. as if deadman walking and PI have taught us nothing.

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    • WiredGuy
      Pounding Googlebot
      • Aug 2002
      • 34512

      #3
      If its not, than we both got the same kazaa rip
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      • BigFrog
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2002
        • 2057

        #4
        that movie rocks.
        and i was working at a video store when it came out....played it at the store all the time...lol

        got that chewbacca song on my harddrive too

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        • DirtyDanza
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2002
          • 8375

          #5
          oh my god my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.....


          in a row?


          no,......
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          • TDF
            Triple OG nigga on GFY
            • Mar 2002
            • 27296

            #6
            Originally posted by Dirty_DS
            oh my god my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.....


            in a row?


            no,......

            hahah...they did that part a few minutes ago..pretty funny flick
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            • Rodent
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2001
              • 1462

              #7
              Yeah its suppose to be black and white. Fuckin classic movie, best SilentBob and Jay flick I think.
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              • TDF
                Triple OG nigga on GFY
                • Mar 2002
                • 27296

                #8
                hahahah...she got fucked by a stranger
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                • Swoit
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 256

                  #9
                  Classic line from it :

                  "I want to make fuck
                  bezerker..."


                  Heh

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                  • Samantha Cameron
                    Registered User
                    • May 2003
                    • 30

                    #10
                    I'm not even supposed to be here today

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                    • candyflip
                      Carpe Visio
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 43069

                      #11
                      "Weed weed weed, smokin' weed, drinkin' beers, doin' coke"

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                      • kronic
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 964

                        #12
                        My brother-in-law just bought me the New Jersey Trilogies for my birthday. Awesome gift!

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                        • vending_machine
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 1070

                          #13
                          I believe Clerks only cost about $50k to make, it was very low budget. So of course b&w was the choice as it is cheaper to produce..

                          My favorite quote:

                          Randal: "Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling, customer number four three five two. I'd like to place an order. Okay. I need on each of the following tapes. "Whispers In The Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume Eight", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My hahahaha Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns Three", "Cumming In Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave hahahaha", "Men Alone Two: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips" oh yeah and uh "All Holes Filled With Hard Cock". Yep...oh wait a minute, uh... what was that called again?!"
                          http://kdidymus.crosswinds.net/clerks.htm

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                          • Sarah_Jayne
                            Now with more Jayne
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 40077

                            #14
                            my all time fave movie...he couldn't afford colour..maxed out cc's making it. Too many classic lines ...I would be here all night.

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                            • Sarah_Jayne
                              Now with more Jayne
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 40077

                              #15
                              vending_machine - happy scrappy hero pup ;)

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                              • vending_machine
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 1070

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                vending_machine - happy scrappy hero pup ;)
                                My love for you is like a truck Berserker. Would you like some making fuck Berserker?



                                Ahh, I love that movie!

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                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                  Now with more Jayne
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 40077

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by vending_machine


                                  My love for you is like a truck Berserker. Would you like some making fuck Berserker?



                                  Did he say making fuck?




                                  I was once hit on by a guy wearing an olaf t-shirt. It was actually very tempting.

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                                  • candyflip
                                    Carpe Visio
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 43069

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by vending_machine
                                    I believe Clerks only cost about $50k to make, it was very low budget. So of course b&w was the choice as it is cheaper to produce..

                                    My favorite quote:
                                    http://kdidymus.crosswinds.net/clerks.htm

                                    I think I remember Kevin Smith saying that it was around $37,000 and he financed it using his credit cards. from me.

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                                    • candyflip
                                      Carpe Visio
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 43069

                                      #19
                                      While you're all at it. Check out the short lived Clerks cartoor that aired on ABC. You can download some DVD rips off of Kazaa. It's not the movie...but funny nonetheless.

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                                      • NetRodent
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 3985

                                        #20
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                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                          Now with more Jayne
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 40077

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by NetRodent
                                          "There are a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work...Most of them just cheat on you."
                                          God Bless Bob.

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                                          • PostWhore
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 4720

                                            #22
                                            am i the only one that thinks that movie is boring?
                                            Ask me how to monetize with adult traffic!

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                                            • vending_machine
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 1070

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by PostWhore
                                              am i the only one that thinks that movie is boring?
                                              Yes.

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                                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                                Now with more Jayne
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 40077

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by PostWhore
                                                am i the only one that thinks that movie is boring?
                                                did you ever work in a clerks type job?

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                                                • PostWhore
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 4720

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc


                                                  did you ever work in a clerks type job?
                                                  no
                                                  Ask me how to monetize with adult traffic!

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                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                                    Now with more Jayne
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 40077

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by PostWhore


                                                    no
                                                    then that it explains it. Remember..just because we serve you doesn't mean we like you.

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                                                    • Rockhound
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 334

                                                      #27
                                                      rd Kevin Smith sold a lot of his comic books to finance the movie and bought them back after movie made a shitload of profit and you can see them in Brodie's room in Mallrats.
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                                                      • Nasty D
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 2563

                                                        #28
                                                        hockey on the roof is classic


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                                                        • ronaldo
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 5475

                                                          #29
                                                          This is probably the funniest Kevin Smith interview I've ever seen.

                                                          http://www.viewaskew.com/tv/leno/blackcat.html

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                                                          • mrsexkey
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 197

                                                            #30
                                                            Kevin Smith grew up in the town that I live in. A few of my employees went to school with him. I live about 1/2 mile from the convenience store that he filmed the movie at. Still looks like a shit hole

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                                                            • Mike AI
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 3624

                                                              #31
                                                              Clerks is a great movie... I think it was made on a budget of like $40k or something...

                                                              Made Kevin Smith famous....


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