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  • Brujah
    Beer Money Baron
    • Jan 2001
    • 22157

    #1

    PHP is much better than you think

    The biggest problem of these rants is that they come from people stuck in the old days of PHP. They either don't care or they don't want to admit that PHP actually evolves at a very fast pace, both at the language level but also at the community level. In fact, it evolves much faster than any other language or web platform. It has not always been the case, but the last 5 years have been an amazing journey for PHP.

    http://fabien.potencier.org/article/...than-you-think
  • Zoxxa
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2011
    • 1026

    #2
    I love php, I love python, I love ruby. I learned php first and I am great at it. I code all my web apps with it. I use CodeIgniter which I find to be the best framework for a one man team.

    What I realized early on was that I blamed PHP for being slow, when in fact I sucked balls at indexing my databases. I spent 99.99% of my time learning php and no time on my database design or SQL. I had shitty designs with shitty SQL queries that made my sites slow as fuck. People have put WAY too much attention towards the language and not enough on the database, this is the heart of your app and you need to learn how to optimize it. It is quite easy, spend the time.
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    • PornMD
      Mainstream Businessman
      • Jan 2007
      • 9291

      #3
      Who would bitch about PHP? It's the backbone of Wordpress among many other things and is an integral part of the web - I don't think that's by accident.
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      • 2012
        So Fucking What
        • Jul 2006
        • 17189

        #4
        safe mode
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        • r00bz
          Registered User
          • May 2012
          • 85

          #5
          Ruby > PHP
          so..
          Rails > CI
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          • SiliconToad
            Registered User
            • Nov 2002
            • 55

            #6
            Originally posted by r00bz
            Ruby > PHP
            so..
            Rails > CI
            You <= Stupid
            so..
            Idiot == You
            and..
            You != Reliable Source

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            • Zoxxa
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2011
              • 1026

              #7
              Operators, how clever.

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              • Brujah
                Beer Money Baron
                • Jan 2001
                • 22157

                #8
                I like Ruby too, as well as Python.

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                • nextri
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2004
                  • 1661

                  #9
                  facebook runs on php. I guess that says something..
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                  • seeandsee
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                    • Mar 2006
                    • 50945

                    #10
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                    • Barefootsies
                      Choice is an Illusion
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 42635

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SiliconToad
                      You <= Stupid
                      so..
                      Idiot == You
                      and..
                      You != Reliable Source
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                      • mafia_man
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 1965

                        #12
                        If I had to start a new project today from scratch I wouldn't pick PHP.

                        Yes it's popular, yes it powers Wordpress and the rest of them, yes it's a piece of piss to deploy but fuck me I severely dislike the language; from the syntax to the shitty bolted on OO system, wannabe closures and crappy defaults.

                        PHP is a bad language made infinitely worse by script kiddies who don't have a clue what they are doing.

                        I haven't looked back since moving to Ruby. That said if I was coding a commercial script like a tube script, I'd use PHP.
                        I'm out.

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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 39056

                          #13
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                          • Klen
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 32234

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mafia_man
                            If I had to start a new project today from scratch I wouldn't pick PHP.

                            Yes it's popular, yes it powers Wordpress and the rest of them, yes it's a piece of piss to deploy but fuck me I severely dislike the language; from the syntax to the shitty bolted on OO system, wannabe closures and crappy defaults.

                            PHP is a bad language made infinitely worse by script kiddies who don't have a clue what they are doing.

                            I haven't looked back since moving to Ruby. That said if I was coding a commercial script like a tube script, I'd use PHP.
                            The good and bad thing at php you can do same thing with million of different ways-for example when i was looking for pagination snippet,my goal was to find example which have less lines then any other.After like 100 examples found,average number of lines was from 150 to 250,till i found example which have only 5 lines.And what is irony,examples which i used before with 150 to 250 lines was bugged while this one with 5 lines works perfectly.And this is why i stick with PHP- even if something right now is not made good,they will fix it in future and make it better.

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                            • - Jesus Christ -
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 7197

                              #15
                              Originally posted by nextri
                              facebook runs on php. I guess that says something..
                              The code base is in PHP becasue its easier to coordinate the dev team using PHP, but its actually compiled as C before its deployed.

                              Amen

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                              • Kiopa_Matt
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 1448

                                #16
                                Originally posted by 2012
                                safe mode
                                Depreciated, and removed all together as of PHP v5.4.

                                http://php.net/manual/en/features.safe-mode.php
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                                • grumpy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 9870

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by mafia_man
                                  If I had to start a new project today from scratch I wouldn't pick PHP.

                                  Yes it's popular, yes it powers Wordpress and the rest of them, yes it's a piece of piss to deploy but fuck me I severely dislike the language; from the syntax to the shitty bolted on OO system, wannabe closures and crappy defaults.

                                  PHP is a bad language made infinitely worse by script kiddies who don't have a clue what they are doing.

                                  I haven't looked back since moving to Ruby. That said if I was coding a commercial script like a tube script, I'd use PHP.

                                  Your out of touch.
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                                  • blackmonsters
                                    Making PHP work
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 21132

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by nextri
                                    facebook runs on php. I guess that says something..
                                    Not really, since PHP, PERL, etc... all run in an interperter that is written in C.

                                    PHP, PERL, etc... are "easier ways" to execute C.

                                    Debating which is better is like debating which gas station has the best regular gas;
                                    neither is high octane.

                                    Good luck.



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                                    • mafia_man
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 1965

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by KlenTelaris
                                      The good and bad thing at php you can do same thing with million of different ways-for example when i was looking for pagination snippet,my goal was to find example which have less lines then any other.After like 100 examples found,average number of lines was from 150 to 250,till i found example which have only 5 lines.And what is irony,examples which i used before with 150 to 250 lines was bugged while this one with 5 lines works perfectly.And this is why i stick with PHP- even if something right now is not made good,they will fix it in future and make it better.
                                      How about 'gem will_paginate' and then sticking 'will_paginate' into my template file.

                                      Piece of piss in Rails.

                                      Originally posted by grumpy
                                      Your out of touch.
                                      You're*

                                      Expand on your shitty point.
                                      I'm out.

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                                      • HomerSimpson
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 13826

                                        #20
                                        php simply rocks...
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                                        • KillerK
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2008
                                          • 3406

                                          #21
                                          I think we will see a shift away from php on the larger more traffic'd websites.

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                                          • shake
                                            frc
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 4663

                                            #22
                                            The right tool for the job is the most important thing. I like PHP for simpler projects, and I'm trying to start using PHP frameworks for more complicated projects as it saves a lot of time. Really enjoying using Python for some interesting multithreaded projects I'm working on these days.
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                                            • Dvae
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 5326

                                              #23
                                              Anyone use Scala.
                                              Looks very interesting. Apparentlty Twitter runs on it.
                                              API listing here. Looks like it requires Java to run.
                                              .
                                              .

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                                              • mafia_man
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2005
                                                • 1965

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Dvae
                                                Anyone use Scala.
                                                Looks very interesting. Apparentlty Twitter runs on it.
                                                API listing here. Looks like it requires Java to run.
                                                Yes, but functional programming is hard to grasp if you come from OO.

                                                I do believe it's the future though: functional programming, actor model == multi-core scaling.
                                                I'm out.

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                                                • Confined
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jan 2006
                                                  • 93

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                                  The code base is in PHP becasue its easier to coordinate the dev team using PHP, but its actually compiled as C before its deployed.
                                                  +1 to jc.
                                                  Was just gonna type this...

                                                  https://github.com/facebook/hiphop-php

                                                  it's pretty good

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                                                  • r00bz
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • May 2012
                                                    • 85

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SiliconToad
                                                    You <= Stupid
                                                    so..
                                                    Idiot == You
                                                    and..
                                                    You != Reliable Source
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