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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38954

    #1

    Dont you hate it when....

    You change cars and the wipers / blinkers are on opposite sides? So whenever you go to indicate a turn, you wash your windshield instead?

    Thats my 'Dont you hate it when...???'

    Now Post yours


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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    Your finger slips thru the toilet paper.

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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38954

      #3
      Originally posted by L-Pink
      Your finger slips thru the toilet paper.
      Now... You HAD to make it about poo, didn't you? I mean, I am doing my best here to avoid the subject, and you just HAVE to bring it up?















      Anyway, for the record, the answers NO... I LOVE it when that happens!!!!


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      • V_RocKs
        Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
        • Nov 2003
        • 32448

        #4
        You think it is just a fart...

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        • candyflip
          Carpe Visio
          • Jul 2002
          • 43070

          #5
          Originally posted by L-Pink
          Your finger slips thru the toilet paper.
          Even worse when changing a diaper.

          Spend you some brain.
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          • WTFBucks
            Confirmed User
            • Sep 2011
            • 1229

            #6
            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
            I mean, I am doing my best here to avoid the subject, and you just HAVE to bring it up?
            Now as you stopped talking about poo all the time it sounds like fun

            POO


            POO poo
            POO
            POO



            But seriously: don't go back to poo i like you when you act like a grown up!


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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38954

              #7
              Originally posted by V_RocKs
              You think it is just a fart...
              Poo Reference....

              Originally posted by candyflip
              Even worse when changing a diaper.
              ANOTHER Poo Reference....

              Originally posted by WTFBucks
              Now as you stopped talking about poo all the time it sounds like fun

              POO


              POO poo
              POO
              POO



              But seriously: don't go back to poo i like you when you act like a grown up!
              LOADS OF Poo References....


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              • porno jew
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Nov 2006
                • 10166

                #8
                i hate it when drunk drivers don't signal.

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                • 2012
                  So Fucking What
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 17189

                  #9
                  ... you give yourself a toilet paper cut
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                  • B.Barnato
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 3618

                    #10
                    You go in for a normal dump and end up splattering the whole bowl.

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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38954

                      #11
                      Originally posted by porno jew
                      i hate it when drunk drivers don't signal.
                      Sorry... I'm usually too busy wiping my windshield...


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                      • John-ACWM
                        Work Work Work
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 20060

                        #12
                        Originally posted by B.Barnato
                        You go in for a normal dump and end up splattering the whole bowl.

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                        • Jakez
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 5656

                          #13
                          What car has them on the opposite side? Never ran into that problem..
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                          • CurrentlySober
                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 38954

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jakez
                            What car has them on the opposite side? Never ran into that problem..
                            Actually, its fairly normal in the UK...

                            My current car has indicators on the RIGHT stick... The Mazda, that I test drove today, has them on the LEFT....


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                            • SatansCandy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 235

                              #15
                              Don't you hate liars, thieves and adulterers?

                              And yet you have lied, stolen and looked with lustful eyes (Adultery Matthew 5:28)

                              Don't you hate corrupt judges that don't punish law breaking hypocrites?

                              I do..."God is a righteous judge" - 2 Timothy.."He will cast the sons of Satan, the father of lust and pornography into the lake of fire" - John 8
                              "Look You Deaf and Blind" - Isaiah 42

                              "The tares are the children of Satan, the Father of Lust. Bind the tares and burn them. Cast them into the everlasting fire" - Jesus

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                              • CDSmith
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • May 2001
                                • 51460

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                Sorry... I'm usually too busy wiping my windshield...
                                With poo?



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                                • Constant Phil
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2012
                                  • 270

                                  #17
                                  I hate it when i just get done detailing my car and either that night or the next morning it rains/drizzles when it wasn't supposed to!

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                                  • Scott McD
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 67792

                                    #18
                                    When you wait all day for the delivery guy, then when you risk going for a shit thinking you'll have time and sit on the pan....... 'chap chap' at the door. Aaarrggghh !!


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                                    • CyberHustler
                                      Masterbaiter
                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 28760

                                      #19
                                      ...trying to let out a silent fart turns into a full fledged orchestra?

                                      I'm usually a "fart in front of whoever in public" kind of guy... but then there's those moments in class, at dinner or at court where you shouldn't...
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