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  • BFT3K
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2005
    • 10764

    #1

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    I'll start it off....


    Just like the original Grinch, my heart is also very very small.


    Once I eliminate the EPA you'll literally be able to feel the pollution in the air. You'll be able to reach out and grab it, just like this.


    As a big fat divisive douche bag, I've added less than this amount of civility to US politics. What can I say, I'm a greedy, cheating, self-serving, ass!


    If your dick were this small, you'd be an angry idiot too!


    See this? This represents the likelihood of me defeating Obama in 2012.
    Last edited by BFT3K; 12-12-2011, 03:15 PM.
  • MaDalton
    I am Amazing Content!
    • Feb 2004
    • 39861

    #2
    "I've seen Mitt in the Sauna, his penis is that small"
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    • SmokeyTheBear
      ►SouthOfHeaven
      • Jun 2004
      • 28609

      #3
      hatisblack at yahoo.com

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      • Jon Oso
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2005
        • 2241

        #4
        If you don't vote for me, I crush your head... just like this.
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        • kane
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Aug 2001
          • 20684

          #5
          "My second mistress had a clit this big. . . oddly it was twice the size of my cock."

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          • uno
            RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
            • Dec 2002
            • 18450

            #6
            I only let him stick the head in this far.
            -uno
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            • LAJ
              Gingerific
              • Jun 2001
              • 5567

              #7
              LOL... damn good responses here. Too hard to top!
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              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                • Jul 2004
                • 38323

                #8










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                • calvinawe
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 786

                  #9
                  invisible nipples
                  yep.

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                  • Tom_PM
                    Porn Meister
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 16443

                    #10

                    "Our chances of beating Obama are this many."
                    43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                    • raymor
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 3745

                      #11
                      Obama's "jobs plan" (new taxes and paperwork) has created THIS many jobs.
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                      • Tom_PM
                        Porn Meister
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 16443

                        #12
                        13 years of tax cuts for the rich has created less than this many jobs.
                        43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                        • beerptrol
                          Confirmed Asshole
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 12722

                          #13
                          *chances of me staying faithful to my 3rd wife while defending The Sanctity of Marriage*
                          Last edited by beerptrol; 12-13-2011, 02:14 PM.
                          “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
                          -- Ulysses S. Grant

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                          • Barry-xlovecam
                            It's 42
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 18083

                            #14
                            If my brains were dynamite
                            I could pop my eyeballs out this far ...


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                            • crash_jackson
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 591

                              #15
                              lol... nice pics
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