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Why do dogs lick their wieners ?
Because they can't make a fist
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What Chuck Norris is doing on the beach?
- Watching "Baywatch" live
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Q: Why the cockcrows don't have hands?
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Do you accept posting caricatures or funny cartoons there like these I drew:
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Some cool ones
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the doctor was examining luigi
have you ever committed sodomy? he asked
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a little early but.
'Twas the night after Christmas, his duties were done.
Now Santa was looking to have him some fun.
His stockings were flung on the floor and the chair,
And over the mantle his used underwear.
Mrs. Claus was as nervous as a blushing school girl.
Watching as Santa's desire did unfurl.
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And Santa responded by whipping it out.
Santa arose with a big booming clatter.
He was horny as hell, his dick growing fatter.
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Show me what comes to very bad boys."
From the front and the back, he gave her a fuck,
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His face was all red. His heart threatened to stall,
As his pearly white semen splattered the wall.
"Oh Santa," she cried, with moans of delight.
"Boys need to be naughty, to have a good night."
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