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  • gaby
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 712

    #1

    This is The Answer!

    This is The Answer!

    Killing Osama Bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

    Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

    Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.


    from an email
    hehehe
  • TheFLY
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2001
    • 11856

    #2
    Yeah I agree -- we need to do something "different" with him...

    Maybe we can smother him with roses... then that won't make him a martyr... Haha...

    Or we can launch him out into space like Superman...

    Or maybe we can put him up for ransom for lots of money after we've secretly given him a lobotomy...

    Or we can tatoo his entire body with stars and stripes.

    I still like my Smithsonian idea..



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    • tenletters
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 2079

      #3
      What was the question?
      Useless Without Pics

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      • Amputate Your Head
        There can be only one
        • Aug 2001
        • 39075

        #4
        I like soup!
        SIG TOO BIG

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        • tenletters
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 2079

          #5
          Why is there only "chicken" noodle soup??

          Are people afraid to eat pig noodle soup? How about cow noodle soup? I know the can would have to be alot bigger, but, so what.
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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6
            Chicken noodle soup has magical properties...
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