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  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
    • Jul 2004
    • 38323

    #1

    WARNING: Explosive Implants

    The Transportation Security Administration warns airlines and foreign security agencies that terrorists might try to surgically implant bombs in their bodies as a way to evade security.

    White House spokesman Jay Carney said the intelligence that led to the warning "does not relate to an imminent or specific threat." But the TSA urges foreign security agencies to ramp up security in response.

    "As a precaution, passengers flying from international locations to U.S. destinations may notice additional security measures in place," TSA spokesman Nicholas Kimball said. "Measures may include interaction with passengers, in addition to the use of other screening methods such as pat-downs and the use of enhanced tools and technologies."








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  • ottopottomouse
    She is ugly, bad luck.
    • Jan 2010
    • 13177

    #2
    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
    TSA spokesman Nicholas Kimball said. "Measures may include interaction with passengers
    They just want an excuse to molest people.
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    13101

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    • Si
      Such Fun!
      • Feb 2008
      • 13900

      #3
      I hear all airports have been buying t-shirt websites stocks of all shirts with slogans such as "boob inspector" and will be issuing them to employees as part of the uniform very soon.

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      • MaDalton
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        • Feb 2004
        • 39861

        #4
        so all implants over 100 ml have to be removed?
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        • seeandsee
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          • Mar 2006
          • 50945

          #5
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          • Scott McD
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            • Nov 2002
            • 67798

            #6
            Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


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            • JamesGw
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              • Apr 2011
              • 1237

              #7
              This is getting ridiculous.
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              • _Richard_
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2006
                • 30991

                #8
                i want to make a joke aobut some sort of penis implant next

                but i now believe that would be very foolish.

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                • ottopottomouse
                  She is ugly, bad luck.
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 13177

                  #9
                  Originally posted by _Richard_
                  i want to make a joke aobut some sort of penis implant next

                  but i now believe that would be very foolish.
                  Where would you like it 'implanted'?
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                  • BFT3K
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 10764

                    #10
                    This may sound a bit off the wall, but if the TSA is going to test and x-ray everyone to this extent, why not merge these procedures with health tests? Blood and cancer screening with your pat-down?

                    It may not be so crazy...

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                    • harvey
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                      • Jul 2001
                      • 9266

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude



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                      • TheSquealer
                        Mayor of Thneedville
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 26174

                        #12
                        Obviously terrorists don't exist and aren't trying to blow up planes anyway they can.
                        .
                        Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

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                        • officemike
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                          • Apr 2011
                          • 127

                          #13
                          They had considered anal implants, but their heads are up there.
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                          • Adam X
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                            • Apr 2002
                            • 2493

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JamesGw
                            This is getting ridiculous.

                            to say the least!

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                            • _Richard_
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 30991

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                              Where would you like it 'implanted'?
                              that's good! haha i was making a gay joke!

                              phew.

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                              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 38323

                                #16
                                Originally posted by harvey

                                So which choice is Spinal Tap's drummer going to take?
                                Good keen observation, although I think he died in a tragic drumming accident a few years back, so that would make it a moot point in that case, wouldn't it?

                                FYI, Spinal Tap is my favorite band.





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                                • Jman
                                  Already an AI veteran
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 22838

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by _Richard_
                                  i want to make a joke aobut some sort of penis implant next

                                  but i now believe that would be very foolish.
                                  Just take a viagra before you go to US... They will think you have a WMD in your pants.

                                  Man I am sooo asking for the patdown next time the opportunity comes... I'll grunt and moan while they frisk me
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                                  • georgeyw
                                    58008 53773
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 9865

                                    #18
                                    What is it actually like to go through a US airport these days?
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                                    • IllTestYourGirls
                                      Ah My Balls
                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 14311

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by georgeyw
                                      What is it actually like to go through a US airport these days?
                                      Bad. They felt up my 2 year old. I have not flown since and I will never fly again. And that was a few years BEFORE all this other bullshit.

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                                      • MrMaxwell
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 10057

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by georgeyw
                                        What is it actually like to go through a US airport these days?

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                                        • B.Barnato
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Nov 2010
                                          • 3618

                                          #21
                                          Dear Americans, enjoy your freedom.

                                          Old Europe is watching with envy.

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                                          • TheSquealer
                                            Mayor of Thneedville
                                            • Oct 2004
                                            • 26174

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by B.Barnato
                                            Dear Americans, enjoy your freedom.

                                            Old Europe is watching with envy.
                                            Dear Europeans,

                                            Americans don't give a fuck what you think about what happens in the US AND, stop pretending like you don't have laws or stringent airport security.

                                            Kthnxbai!
                                            America
                                            .
                                            Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                                            Rochard

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                                            • MrMaxwell
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 10057

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by B.Barnato
                                              Dear Americans, enjoy your freedom.

                                              Old Europe is watching with envy.
                                              We may get some freedom back, some day, you know... and we still have some really good freedoms left.. sad that is the most we can really say for it, and we're losing most of what is left, now

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                                              • Socks
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 8475

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by TheSquealer
                                                Dear Europeans,

                                                Americans don't give a fuck what you think about what happens in the US AND, stop pretending like you don't have laws or stringent airport security.

                                                Kthnxbai!
                                                America
                                                I've smoked a blunt PAST security INSIDE the Amsterdam Airport, in the middle of an aisle, sitting at a table drinking a beer.

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                                                • georgeyw
                                                  58008 53773
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 9865

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                                  No seriously, i'll be at LAX and Fortworth in a few months and not real keen on being touched up or microwaved.
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                                                  • Elli
                                                    Reach for those stars!
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 17991

                                                    #26
                                                    How microwaved are those TSA agents getting as they stand beside those machines all day?
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                                                    • IllTestYourGirls
                                                      Ah My Balls
                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                      • 14311

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Elli
                                                      How microwaved are those TSA agents getting as they stand beside those machines all day?
                                                      They are getting cancer

                                                      http://healthland.time.com/2011/06/3...agents-cancer/

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