help with HTACCESS redirect

[cam_girls]

I want to do something like this

RedirectMatch 301 (.*)\.html$ http://www.example.com$1.php



This is the URL people will click

http://photosofclouds.com/clouds/GHOSTS_Buddha.png

GOES TO

http://photosofclouds.com/index.php?...reenwidth=1024

http:/photosofclouds.com/index.php?showimage=GHOSTS_Buddha.png&screenwidth= 1024

There's no real directory /clouds

[Juicy D. Links]

Google it

[TheDoc]

It's understandable that regular expression would trip you up after inventing some machine code thingy in a 6 inch wide jpg.

[cam_girls]

I read 10 sites from Google, and got this far


RedirectMatch 301 (.*)\.html$ http://www.example.com$1.php


not sure what the $ is after html and the 1 is for.


I can go to alt.www.webmaster but they take a day or two not many gurus around

[Brujah]

Redirect 301 .* http://www.clickmojo.com/

[cam_girls]

It's understandable that regular expression would trip you up after inventing some machine code thingy in a 6 inch wide jpg.

You mean my 6th model of computation?





I already know 1000X the average human being, I design regular expression parsers in my sleep, doesn't mean I want to RESEARCH and be a great hacker at everything

[AdultKing]

Fail

8char

[cam_girls]

if you can't fucking do it don't post

CAPICHE?

Someone with a brain reply with the line of code

the rest of you can fuck off!

[cam_girls]

Fail

8char

There's 2 things wrong with your username

[Brujah]

lol we're laughing because anyone that knows regex knows what the $ is for

[TheDoc]

You mean my 6th model of computation?





I already know 1000X the average human being, I design regular expression parsers in my sleep, doesn't mean I want to RESEARCH and be a great hacker at everything

Yes, that silly graphic that attempts to represent something far more advanced then a 6 inch jpeg could ever display.

Sure, the average human is dirt poor and has like a 3rd grade education, if they're lucky. So that isn't really much of a claim... maybe if you were a 1000x smarter than the guys at MIT, then that would be a claim worthy of something.

You design regular expression parsers? Hahahaha... and you don't know what a $ and numbers are, but you design them in your sleep?

Oh man... I'm laughing, glad nobody is around.

[V_RocKs]

RewriteEngine On
RewriteRule ^clouds/(.+)$ index.php?showimage=$1&screenwidth=1024 [L]

[B.Barnato]

wait i got this

%$>/(&/(F45&356653$&77)(/&)(%&/$%§%&/()%($&§%(/)FZHJT/(&%/(//3:56!"§!"§%$§%6357/6§

[signupdamnit]

http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/misc/rewriteguide.html
http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/mod/mod_rewrite.html

^ To actually understand it.

[Tempest]

Anyone else see a server hack in his future?

[cam_girls]

RewriteEngine On
RewriteRule ^clouds/(.+)$ index.php?showimage=$1&screenwidth=1024 [L]

That went to the right page

http://photosofclouds.com/clouds/GHOSTS_Buddha.png

but the image didn't display, so I'll have to hand code a shorter URL

OK thanks everyone!













UNCHOPPED those 2!

[fris]

RewriteEngine On
RewriteRule ^clouds/(.+)$ index.php?showimage=$1&screenwidth=1024 [L]

please dont help him

[dynastoned]

You mean my 6th model of computation?





I already know 1000X the average human being, I design regular expression parsers in my sleep, doesn't mean I want to RESEARCH and be a great hacker at everything

this entire thread is comedy.

[papill0n]

you fucking intellectual cripple

[cam_girls]

oh for Pete's sake.

what's with all the babies whining?

[Kafka]

I read 10 sites from Google, and got this far


RedirectMatch 301 (.*)\.html$ http://www.example.com$1.php


not sure what the $ is after html and the 1 is for.

$ means : ending with html , in this case any filename ending with .html
$1 = (.*) you can substitute anything between the parentheses with $1 (variable).

[DWB]

What in the hell is going on in this thread?

[NetHorse]

What in the hell is going on in this thread?

A simple request by the OP, flaming by everyone else for not understanding basic redirects followed by a claim of being an intellectual genius by the OP.

This thread rocks my fucking world.

[seeandsee]

just a sec. stupid question but i have to ask

WHO THE FUCK MADE HTACCESS?!?

[TheDoc]

just a sec. stupid question but i have to ask

WHO THE FUCK MADE HTACCESS?!?

Apache I would assume.

[seeandsee]

Apache I would assume.

there must be some complete documentation then about all stuff

[NetHorse]

there must be some complete documentation then about all stuff

It was posted above.

http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/misc/rewriteguide.html
http://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.0/mod/mod_rewrite.html

^ To actually understand it.

[misterhhs]

I have a book with more than 100 pages on the apache module mod_rewrite.
Guess what ?

[CurrentlySober]

TOP TIP !!! 4 Real!!!

just make something up, that looks kinda correct, then hit up your host and complain that its their fault it doesn't work... Threaten to make a big fuss on GFY saying that their servers are misconfigered, and lo and behold, they will write whatever .htaccses you need for you...

[cam_girls]

I've posted half a dozen program codes for other people's requests in GFY

and I am a REAL Genius!


You can believe either of two people here!








GUSTY THE OGRE!

[fris]

ya real genius for sure.

[cam_girls]

OK last cloud pic...

[fris]

i feel sorry for whoever lives in that building, looks ghetto

[PromoterX]

I'd help but someone once said... "Despite the tons of examples and docs, mod_rewrite is voodoo. Damned cool voodoo, but still voodoo."

[AdultKing]

I'm guessing the cloud site is cam_girls new money making venture being put in place for when he defaults on his pawned domain and his domain is forfeit.

[cam_girls]

i feel sorry for whoever lives in that building, looks ghetto

Good enough for Buddha to have a lie down!

[martinsc]