White Trash Survival Kit:
Mustard........................................... .......check
Cheetos........................................... .......check
Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................ch eck
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser......................................... ..check
Red Dog.............................................ch eck
Misc. other cans of alcohol......................check
Sheet of plywood or door to float your chick (and booze) on...check
Next time let's all try to be a little better prepared, shall we?
Now, check out the picture to see if we have accounted for all of the essentials.
