Dont just leave without paying your bill, leave feces wrapped in a napkin on the seat.
http://www.nj.com/news/jjournal/inde...790.xml&coll=3
".. John Muia, 30, of Jersey City, was sentenced to 90 days in jail for walking out without paying after ordering several expensive meals at high-class restaurants in Weehawken.
But he reportedly won't do any additional jail time for crime No. 2: Leaving feces wrapped in a napkin on his seat. .."
Imagine having to clean that up, and you thought your job was rough.
