Non Math Riddles

**SilverTab** · 08-13-2003, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by Project-Shadow

11 ^-^

Hehe I tried all three
( How many letters are in the "alphabet",
How many letters are in "the alphabet",
How many letters are in the alphabet)

500 cheaters for the riddles...

and BTW I haven't cheated...if I win the prize, just give it to someone else anyway I don't need it...just doing this for fun

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by Tala
Surprised? You put prizes on the line.

I dont care about the prizes. I will pay up no matter what. I would love it if people tried before resorting to google at least.

If ya heard it fine but cmon people have some honor.

**MattK** · 08-13-2003, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by Project-Shadow
We are twins,
We are close together,
But we will not touch,
But far apart,
We become one.
What are we?

boobs

**xxweekxx** · 08-13-2003, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
ok funky one. I need to piss damn it.

Dick, a professional writer who does not use electronics to write, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddently Dick died. How did he die?

see how time has passed and our superstars didnt answer this question! Thats cuz it aint on google

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
ok funky one. I need to piss damn it.

Dick, a professional writer who does not use electronics to write, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddently Dick died. How did he die?

new page.

**DJRCyberAVS** · 08-13-2003, 10:14 PM

Suddenly

**MattK** · 08-13-2003, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
ok funky one. I need to piss damn it.

Dick, a professional writer who does not use electronics to write, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddently Dick died. How did he die?

struck by lightning

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by xxweekxx

see how time has passed and our superstars didnt answer this question! Thats cuz i didnt see it on google

good, having to dig way back and rephrase em how from how I use to hear em.

**Project-Shadow** · 08-13-2003, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
Suddenly

Actually he died suddently :P

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by MattK

struck by lightning

the cabin would have been struck so why would he die?

**Tala** · 08-13-2003, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by DJRCyberAVS
Suddenly

Heart Attack?

**DJRCyberAVS** · 08-13-2003, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by Project-Shadow

Actually he died suddently :P

Yeah, amazing how I'm still getting em right...

**completetosser** · 08-13-2003, 10:15 PM

Nobody knows.

And I haven't been cheating, just doing this for fun

**Project-Shadow** · 08-13-2003, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by MattK

boobs

Eyes

**Project-Shadow** · 08-13-2003, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by completetosser
Nobody knows.

And I haven't been cheating, just doing this for fun

Same here.. its 7am here and i need something to do till my download is finished :p

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by Tala

Heart Attack?

it is all in the question, just needed a pee break. grabbing a soda now.

**MattK** · 08-13-2003, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

the cabin would have been struck so why would he die?

he was sitting by an open window

**SilverTab** · 08-13-2003, 10:16 PM

How did he died? he died suddenly!

**Project-Shadow** · 08-13-2003, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

it is all in the question, just needed a pee break. grabbing a soda now.

*me thinks he hasn't seen us answer on previous pages*

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:17 PM

a few of you I know have not been cheating, either ya dont answer or sometimes get it wrong

**Tala** · 08-13-2003, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by SilverTab
How did he died? he died suddenly!

Okay, seriously, that's ghey.

**MattK** · 08-13-2003, 10:18 PM

doh

**completetosser** · 08-13-2003, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by Project-Shadow

Same here.. its 7am here and i need something to do till my download is finished :p

So where in the UK are you then?

**SilverTab** · 08-13-2003, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
a few of you I know have not been cheating, either ya dont answer or sometimes get it wrong

And I had quite a few wrongs LOL

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by Tala
Okay, seriously, that's ghey.

that is not the answer. Not gunna get that gay on ya all.

**Project-Shadow** · 08-13-2003, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by completetosser

So where in the UK are you then?

I'm a 10 minute drive from Heathrow.
Feltham/Hounslow...
The planes have already started -_- No sleep for me today

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

that is not the answer. Not gunna get that gay on ya all.

btw someone was kinda close.

**Tala** · 08-13-2003, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent

that is not the answer.

Oh good.

"It was a dark and stormy night..."

He was stabbed forty times with his felt-tip pen.

**SilverTab** · 08-13-2003, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by MattK

struck by lightning

he was writting a suicide note...and he killed himself...nothing to do with the tunderstorm!

**MattO** · 08-13-2003, 10:21 PM

lightning struck his plane and the shit killed him (like a crash ya'know)

**Project-Shadow** · 08-13-2003, 10:21 PM

*admits to cheating for this one*

He died in a plane crash. "Dick" is a professional skywriter. While writing a letter, his plane was hit by lighting

**Tala** · 08-13-2003, 10:22 PM

Hmmm...if he was sitting by an open window, someone could have shot him, the sound of which would be masked by the thunder.

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by MattO
lightning struck his plane and the shit killed him

correct he was a skywritter.

**MattK** · 08-13-2003, 10:22 PM

he was sitting in the bath tub writing when the lightning struck?

**MattO** · 08-13-2003, 10:22 PM

cool I didn't cheat heheh

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by Project-Shadow
*admits to cheating for this one*

He died in a plane crash. "Dick" is a professional skywriter. While writing a letter, his plane was hit by lighting

**Tala** · 08-13-2003, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by Project-Shadow
*admits to cheating for this one*

He died in a plane crash. "Dick" is a professional skywriter. While writing a letter, his plane was hit by lighting

I like my felt tip pen theory better.

**SilverTab** · 08-13-2003, 10:23 PM

Some guy enters in a restaurant, order some albatros, take a bite at his meal and kills himself right after...why!
(If anyone gets this one without cheating, he's lying...! LOL)

**Project-Shadow** · 08-13-2003, 10:23 PM

How many times can you subtract $5 from $25?

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:24 PM

Two boats are of equal size and strength. One is made of wood and the other of steel. Explain which one weighs more.

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by Project-Shadow
How many times can you subtract $5 from $25?

once

**Tala** · 08-13-2003, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by SilverTab
Some guy enters in a restaurant, order some albatros, take a bite at his meal and kills himself right after...why!
(If anyone gets this one without cheating, he's lying...! LOL)

For ordering albatross to begin with.

**Project-Shadow** · 08-13-2003, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Two boats are of equal size and strength. One is made of wood and the other of steel. Explain which one weighs more.

Wood because it soaks up the water?

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by SilverTab
Some guy enters in a restaurant, order some albatros, take a bite at his meal and kills himself right after...why!
(If anyone gets this one without cheating, he's lying...! LOL)

umm the bird was not dead yet and he felt really bad for making it cry.

**completetosser** · 08-13-2003, 10:26 PM

Omly once

I think at this point I'll say good night - or good morning to my fellow brits - and get to sleep.

Thanks for the entertainment - it's been good fun

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by Project-Shadow

Wood because it soaks up the water?

for this question assume the water does not soak up. its on dry dock.

**Project-Shadow** · 08-13-2003, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by completetosser
Omly once

I think at this point I'll say good night - or good morning to my fellow brits - and get to sleep.

Thanks for the entertainment - it's been good fun

Night mate.. let the bed bugs bite :P

**DJRCyberAVS** · 08-13-2003, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by Tala
For ordering albatross to begin with.

**Tala** · 08-13-2003, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by Project-Shadow

Wood because it soaks up the water?

You wouldn't make a boat that wasn't water resistant unless you were trapped in the 18th century or something...boats were sealed with pitch because it repels water.

However, wood would be heavier because it takes more of it to displace the same amount of water that a steel hull displaces, which is how boats float.

**freeadultcontent** · 08-13-2003, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by completetosser
Omly once

I think at this point I'll say good night - or good morning to my fellow brits - and get to sleep.

Thanks for the entertainment - it's been good fun

night completetosser, I knew the 25 one cause it was one I lost to a long time ago.

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