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Old 03-15-2004, 08:40 AM  
Shok
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The Chuck E. Cheese conspiracy

Ok so I take my daughters to Chuck E. Cheese yesterday. They are all about playing the games and winning tickets to trade for prizes.
Well last time we went, I noticed that when the game was over, sometimes there was no tickets.

Well this time I know why!

So while the game is going, im watching the tickets spitting out of the machine. I look up at the game and back at the tickets and they are gone!!

The little freaks are stealing the tickets.
Not only that, but they are all working together under the rule of one evil fat 6 year old hiding at the top of the playset tubes.
He has a following of 4-6 year olds that hide along machines waiting for tickets to spit out. Then they move in with lightning speed, steal your tickets and deliver them to the "boss" at the top.

I watched this go on for about an hour. Then the "boss" slides down and goes to the ticket cashout machine to get his points receipt.

On my way out, the "boss" was cashing out, when I walked by, I bent over and whispered to him: "I know what your up to and I'm telling your mom".

He looked at me in horror and ran to the bathroom.
It's now my mission in life to take the Chuck E. Cheese bandit down, I will let you know how it goes as the weeks progress.
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