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Old 12-12-2018, 10:54 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Originally Posted by RedFred View Post
Good article. I thought of writing one for when you shit your pants, but mine wasnt as detailed. It went something like this.

1) Shit your pants.

2) Stand up and announced loudly to everyone within earshot "Look everyone ! Ive just shit my fucking pants"

3) Smile and enjoy it...

Ermm.. and thats kinda it really...
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