court tomorrow morning - bottle of booze i allegedly stole at a club - GoFuckYourself.com

nico-t · 08-05-2007, 05:50 PM

I just prepared my speech ill be giving to the judge and it came out beautiful - its like a scene out of that lawyer movie with john travolta about the dirty water. Still, it would be a small miracle if i win this but if you dont try anything youll never win anything. Ill be back tomorrow with the outcome

BoyAlley · 08-05-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

Still, it would be a small miracle if i win this but if you dont try anything youll never win anything. Ill be back tomorrow with the outcome

Wow, it kind of sounds like even you think that you're guilty.

Clean_Franck · 08-05-2007, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Wow, it kind of sounds like even you think that you're guilty.

Humpy Leftnut · 08-05-2007, 05:59 PM

just want your 15 minutes of court fame? ;P

Doctor Dre · 08-05-2007, 06:05 PM

And why did you steal a bottle of booze ?

Scootermuze · 08-05-2007, 06:12 PM

Why would they want to take ya to court over a $20 bottle of booze?

nico-t · 08-05-2007, 06:16 PM

short story:
- grabbed a bottle from bar at club
- a while later i was grabbed by some bouncers: "pay 100 euros or we call police"
- didnt pay ofcourse, police came, courtcase was born

RayBonga · 08-05-2007, 06:18 PM

Tell them you're in AA and that you are a very sick man

sonofsam · 08-05-2007, 06:21 PM

Why you would tell GFY about this is beyond me.

nico-t · 08-05-2007, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Why you would tell GFY about this is beyond me.

im pretty excited about this shit, always had it with court cases... ive won 1 out of them all, but the feeling you get of beating the system is fucking great

Libertine · 08-05-2007, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

short story:
- grabbed a bottle from bar at club
- a while later i was grabbed by some bouncers: "pay 100 euros or we call police"
- didnt pay ofcourse, police came, courtcase was born

So basically, you did steal a bottle of booze. What the fuck?

baddog · 08-05-2007, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

short story:
- grabbed a bottle from bar at club
- a while later i was grabbed by some bouncers: "pay 100 euros or we call police"
- didnt pay ofcourse, police came, courtcase was born

shorter story:
- you stole a bottle of booze and got caught

FakeNick · 08-05-2007, 06:51 PM

so you are basically a theif is what you are telling us

did you also steal a wallet at the vegas show a few weeks back what about that shoulder back a couple of days ago

you are a theif plain and simple

everyone needs to remember this guys nick for the next time he is at a show and something gets stolen

Spunky · 08-05-2007, 06:55 PM

Prepare for ass reaming from big black mens

Antonio · 08-05-2007, 07:00 PM

what was in the bottle? vodka? tequila?

Aquarius · 08-05-2007, 07:05 PM

stealing is bad, ok?

stickyfingerz · 08-05-2007, 07:29 PM

You want the truth??? You cant handle the truth!... The truth is I spend 80 hours a week making wooden shoes and tending to my tulips. You think your average man wants to be out there walking that line? That line between clogs and tulips, and RISKING HIS LIFE if a dike should spring a leak? IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? You KNOW down deep, deep in your gut YOU WANT ME OUT THERE. You NEED ME OUT THERE! You want me cobbling shoes and growing tulips so you can go along with your boring lives of fucking tight pussy and partying while I spend my time making shoes and growing flowers. YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

LiveDose · 08-05-2007, 07:31 PM

Just tell him someone else put the bottle in your pocket. Works every time!

jonesonyou · 08-05-2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

I just prepared my speech ill be giving to the judge and it came out beautiful - its like a scene out of that lawyer movie with john travolta about the dirty water. Still, it would be a small miracle if i win this but if you dont try anything youll never win anything. Ill be back tomorrow with the outcome

That Movie sucked.

RayBonga · 08-05-2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Prepare for ass reaming from big black mens

Watch Boyalley starting to pick up bottles at da club

Babaganoosh · 08-05-2007, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

You want the truth??? You cant handle the truth!... The truth is I spend 80 hours a week making wooden shoes and tending to my tulips. You think your average man wants to be out there walking that line? That line between clogs and tulips, and RISKING HIS LIFE if a dike should spring a leak? IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? You KNOW down deep, deep in your gut YOU WANT ME OUT THERE. You NEED ME OUT THERE! You want me cobbling shoes and growing tulips so you can go along with your boring lives of fucking tight pussy and partying while I spend my time making shoes and growing flowers. YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

I think I just soiled myself.

Damian_Maxcash · 08-05-2007, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

You want the truth??? You cant handle the truth!... The truth is I spend 80 hours a week making wooden shoes and tending to my tulips. You think your average man wants to be out there walking that line? That line between clogs and tulips, and RISKING HIS LIFE if a dike should spring a leak? IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? You KNOW down deep, deep in your gut YOU WANT ME OUT THERE. You NEED ME OUT THERE! You want me cobbling shoes and growing tulips so you can go along with your boring lives of fucking tight pussy and partying while I spend my time making shoes and growing flowers. YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

lol -

Just because you so much effort into it

nico-t · 08-06-2007, 03:43 AM

hahaha I love all the dumb asses calling me a thief! Tell that to the judge who just dropped the charges of theft, and dropped the 100 euro charges, making it a total of only 1 glass i have to pay of a whopping...... €1.80

im so fucking good its not even funny anymore... once again i prevailed hahahaa

stickyfingerz · 08-06-2007, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by damian2001

lol -

Just because you so much effort into it

Was little effort. About 30 seconds of work. Flowed right off my fingertips.

polish_aristocrat · 08-06-2007, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

hahaha I love all the dumb asses calling me a thief! Tell that to the judge who just dropped the charges of theft, and dropped the 100 euro charges, making it a total of only 1 glass i have to pay of a whopping...... ?1.80

im so fucking good its not even funny anymore... once again i prevailed hahahaa

congrats now you can afford to buy me drinks when i come to NL

EdgeXXX · 08-06-2007, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

hahaha I love all the dumb asses calling me a thief! Tell that to the judge who just dropped the charges of theft, and dropped the 100 euro charges, making it a total of only 1 glass i have to pay of a whopping...... ?1.80

im so fucking good its not even funny anymore... once again i prevailed hahahaa

I'm not so sure that's something you want to admit to being proud of...

nico-t · 08-06-2007, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Was little effort. About 30 seconds of work. Flowed right off my fingertips.

it looks like a copy and paste of all your previous posts, that shouldnt take long... but mixing your old posts up with the movie does deserve a B+ for effort

nico-t · 08-06-2007, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

congrats now you can afford to buy me drinks when i come to NL

only if you want to hold hands

Jarmusch · 08-06-2007, 06:30 AM

That's when you know you have a drinking problem.

bizarrejan · 08-06-2007, 07:14 AM

haha, so how come the you only had to pay 1.80?

Marie · 08-06-2007, 07:27 AM

That's pretty cheap for a glass. What kind of crap do you drink? Apfelkorn? Bessen? LOL

nico-t · 08-06-2007, 07:43 AM

gin....... the court didnt have an idea what 1 glass would cost so they said 1.80 lol.. its prolly 4 euros or something.

buzzy · 08-06-2007, 07:47 AM

what was that film called with travolta?

tranza · 08-06-2007, 07:53 AM

Congrats on "winning".....

rvincent · 08-06-2007, 08:08 AM

1.8EUR for a drink?
What's the pub address, quick?! :-)

polle54 · 08-06-2007, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by FakeNick

so you are basically a theif is what you are telling us

did you also steal a wallet at the vegas show a few weeks back what about that shoulder back a couple of days ago

you are a theif plain and simple

everyone needs to remember this guys nick for the next time he is at a show and something gets stolen

and you are a holy smuck who never has tried to do anything borderline.

Sure it's stealing but we all been there, hammered, shitfaced and in good company and someone get's a less than brilliant idea like that.

You can hardly compare it with stealing a wallet....

If course you should be fined for doing this but that's it.

I would not have the slightest problem dealing with a shitfaced guy in a way too good mood who I saw steal a bottle of boose.
I would however never work with a guy who stole a wallet from another person or a guy who stole something from a supermarket.
It's a double standard but heck at least I can see the world in other colors than black and white.

Let us know when you taste your first beer mr. FakeNick. I am sure it will be a great day for you

Everyone needs to remember not to hang out with your boring ass next time you are at a show

baddog · 08-06-2007, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by polle54

and you are a holy smuck who never has tried to do anything borderline.

Sure it's stealing but we all been there, hammered, shitfaced and in good company and someone get's a less than brilliant idea like that.

You can hardly compare it with stealing a wallet....

If course you should be fined for doing this but that's it.

I would not have the slightest problem dealing with a shitfaced guy in a way too good mood who I saw steal a bottle of boose.
I would however never work with a guy who stole a wallet from another person or a guy who stole something from a supermarket.
It's a double standard but heck at least I can see the world in other colors than black and white.

Let us know when you taste your first beer mr. FakeNick. I am sure it will be a great day for you

Everyone needs to remember not to hang out with your boring ass next time you are at a show

You are as much of an idiot as nico-tool is. Just as dishonest too it appears.

dissipate · 08-06-2007, 09:40 AM

So you're bragging about getting away with theft?

polish_aristocrat · 08-06-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You are as much of an idiot as nico-tool is. Just as dishonest too it appears.

i guess its an age and culture thing

if you're with guys aged 19, having no money, and their main goal is to get drunk, then they can do some stupid shit like steal a bottle of some wine or whatever it was

nothing to be proud about, but neither is passing out in the public when you're drunk etc but most guys did it at their late teen's or early 20's probably

things like that happen when you're drunk and when you want to feel free etc, when you're young

especially when you're with people who have no money , like poor students etc.. for them saving 5 bucks on a drink is an achievement

most people have been there I guess...

FakeNick · 08-06-2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

once again i prevailed hahahaa

so you have done this before and got away with it also

Violetta · 08-06-2007, 09:53 AM

Sounds like a life sentence!

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-06-2007, 09:58 AM

Good Luck!!!

FakeNick · 08-06-2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by polle54

Everyone needs to remember not to hang out with your boring ass next time you are at a show

you are corerct they do

instead they should hang out you with and nico-theif but have to keep constantly making sure they still have their wallets

nico-t · 08-06-2007, 10:14 AM

laughing my ass off here at some of the remarks... its a drunk-as-hell action for the kicks of it you fools, it has nothing to do with 'real' stealing. Yall are really a bunch of saints huh. Polle is right on the money with his post. And i still think baddog gave his dog an original name no matter how much he dislikes me

Brother Bilo · 08-06-2007, 10:19 AM

So you did steal the booze and then blew the judge or something to get the charges dropped. So basically, you stole "content" and then when confronted with paying for the theft, you got a judge to remove your liability. So you still took the "content", used it, and never paid? Wow, stand up guy this one, I know I'm impressed.

nico-t · 08-06-2007, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by FakeNick

you are corerct they do

instead they should hang out you with and nico-theif but have to keep constantly making sure they still have their wallets

according to the court i am no thief and they even understood it was all a joke to have a lil fun. Its funny that some of you pornographers seem to know it better than an officer of justice and a judge

Clark Miller · 08-06-2007, 10:22 AM

Reality TV... sitcom or drama?

frostyimpressions · 08-06-2007, 10:26 AM

I hope that bottle was worth it.

techtony · 08-06-2007, 10:28 AM

see at our club we would have taken the bottle back, or it would be wearing you.

scottybuzz · 08-06-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

i guess its an age and culture thing

if you're with guys aged 19, having no money, and their main goal is to get drunk, then they can do some stupid shit like steal a bottle of some wine or whatever it was

nothing to be proud about, but neither is passing out in the public when you're drunk etc but most guys did it at their late teen's or early 20's probably

things like that happen when you're drunk and when you want to feel free etc, when you're young

especially when you're with people who have no money , like poor students etc.. for them saving 5 bucks on a drink is an achievement

most people have been there I guess...

true that. but I think the club were a bit stupid to call the police. next time just take the bottle of nico - t and send him on his bike back home. calling police is only going to be trouble for both parties.

but yes we have all been there. when i was with my friends last time clubbing we went into a bar late one night and there were all these left over drinks and they just went straight for them. half glasses of vodka and stuff. I wouldnt touch them, who knows they could have been spiked. I know 2 people who have gone to hospital coz they got they're drinks spiked.

But yeh, they saw it as an achievment and got totally fucked.

do i think what nico t did was right? no, but should the police have come over 100 euros and a drunk student? no. take the bottle off him and kick him out of the club.

08-05-2007, 05:50 PM	#1
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	court tomorrow morning - bottle of booze i allegedly stole at a club I just prepared my speech ill be giving to the judge and it came out beautiful - its like a scene out of that lawyer movie with john travolta about the dirty water. Still, it would be a small miracle if i win this but if you dont try anything youll never win anything. Ill be back tomorrow with the outcome

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	short story: - grabbed a bottle from bar at club - a while later i was grabbed by some bouncers: "pay 100 euros or we call police" - didnt pay ofcourse, police came, courtcase was born

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	hahaha I love all the dumb asses calling me a thief! Tell that to the judge who just dropped the charges of theft, and dropped the 100 euro charges, making it a total of only 1 glass i have to pay of a whopping...... €1.80 im so fucking good its not even funny anymore... once again i prevailed hahahaa

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	gin....... the court didnt have an idea what 1 glass would cost so they said 1.80 lol.. its prolly 4 euros or something.

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08-06-2007, 10:14 AM	#44
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	laughing my ass off here at some of the remarks... its a drunk-as-hell action for the kicks of it you fools, it has nothing to do with 'real' stealing. Yall are really a bunch of saints huh. Polle is right on the money with his post. And i still think baddog gave his dog an original name no matter how much he dislikes me

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Brother Bilo Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I live in cage Posts: 4,193	So you did steal the booze and then blew the judge or something to get the charges dropped. So basically, you stole "content" and then when confronted with paying for the theft, you got a judge to remove your liability. So you still took the "content", used it, and never paid? Wow, stand up guy this one, I know I'm impressed. __________________

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