Originally Posted by Sausage

Oh it was a cracker.

He posted about some surfer who apparently wrote an email to him telling him how amazing he was and how his business skills are the envy of all pornographers ... that he got what the industry embodied. Thing was that this 'surfer' used a lot of industry language and it was exactly the same style of writing that Markham uses.

Ok I admit it wasn't as good as the magic join links, the time when he admitted to banging an underage girl, or any of the other epic ones, but it was still an absolute cracker lol.