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  • SallyRand
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2008
    • 3487

    #1

    You Might Be A Democrat If..............

    (In response to:

    http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1014412 )


    You called George Bush, "George Herbert Walker Bush," and George Allen, "George Felix Allen," but think someone referring to Barack Obama as "Barack Hussein Obama" is a racist.

    You think "rich people" are evil, but are willing to over-look the fact that Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, George Soros, Michael Moore, and Al Franken are "rich", as well.

    You think the meaning and definition of the Constitution should change, based on your own feelings or opinions.

    You think the term "illegal alien" is a bad word.

    You think racial hatred is wrong, but "class hatred" is acceptable.

    You think violent gun-crime would automatically disappear if honest citizens could not bear arms.

    You think it was "un-ethical" for Bush to accept campaign donations from the NRA, but not when Clinton accepted campaign donations on behaf of the Communist Chinese government.

    You think that poverty is caused by the wealthy.

  • slapass
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 14625

    #2
    Wow, I pretty much agree with all of that. I am a democrat.

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    • BlackCrayon
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jun 2003
      • 19634

      #3
      no one ever referred to bush by his full name..the rest is just rabble. i also should add that both democrates and republicans do not serve the american people. its just a stupid game to keep people busy while they both fleece you.
      Last edited by BlackCrayon; 03-16-2011, 10:11 AM.
      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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      • xNetworx
        So Fucking What
        • Jan 2004
        • 14445

        #4
        Republicans who are not rich make me laugh

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        • SallyRand
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2008
          • 3487

          #5
          Originally posted by slapass
          Wow, I pretty much agree with all of that. I am a democrat.
          Don't you hate it when that happens?

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          • PR_Glen
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2006
            • 9058

            #6
            the way i see it anyone who labels themselves as one or the other is a fool regardless...

            No issue is black and white, so why vote based on your favourite party? team loyalty?
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            • TopbucksMatt
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2009
              • 111

              #7
              "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die." -- Abraham Lincoln [Dem]
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              • jimmy-3-way
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2001
                • 3861

                #8
                Originally posted by pimpporn
                Republicans who are not rich make me laugh
                Same here.

                Anyway none of this shit is true, it's just how Republicans paint Democrats.

                The reason people call Bush "George HW Bush" is because there are two George Bushes you fucking retard.
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                • SallyRand
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 3487

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                  Same here.

                  Anyway none of this shit is true, it's just how Republicans paint Democrats.

                  The reason people call Bush "George HW Bush" is because there are two George Bushes you fucking retard.

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                  • LAJ
                    Gingerific
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 5567

                    #10
                    Wow... what a ridiculous stretch that is.
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                    • Tom_PM
                      Porn Meister
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 16443

                      #11
                      Lincoln was not democrat, he was republican.
                      43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                      • Tom_PM
                        Porn Meister
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 16443

                        #12
                        I'll add a real one..

                        If you are distracted into arguing about abortion, gay marriage and immigration when the other side was elected for jobs, jobs and jobs.
                        43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                        • icymelon
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 3220

                          #13
                          if your in the adult industry it might be in your best interest to be a dem.

                          http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/arc....php?ref=fpblg

                          Santorum attacks JFK as "radical" for saying he believed in the separation of church and state during the 1960 presidential campaign

                          these days especially post bush the guys leading the republicans want religion injected to politics and my translation is go after porn.
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                          • papill0n
                            Unregistered Abuser
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 15547

                            #14
                            not only are you a 60yo guy pretending to be a woman but you are also an extreme loser

                            sucks to be you douchebag

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                            • alexchechs
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2008
                              • 3474

                              #15
                              Originally posted by papill0n
                              not only are you a 60yo guy pretending to be a woman but you are also an extreme loser

                              sucks to be you douchebag
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                              • jimmy-3-way
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 3861

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SallyRand
                                If your facile cartoon were more accurate it would more likely read, "Hey you kids with all the candy that people gave you for free, why don't you go down the block and share some of it with that kid who broke his leg and can't go out tonite?"

                                And the kids would say, "Fuck no, we're Republicans, we're going to take our free candy, run home, eat until we vomit, let someone else clean up the puke and then throw the rest of the candy in the trash so nobody else can eat it."
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                                • xNetworx
                                  So Fucking What
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 14445

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                  If your facile cartoon were more accurate it would more likely read, "Hey you kids with all the candy that people gave you for free, why don't you go down the block and share some of it with that kid who broke his leg and can't go out tonite?"

                                  And the kids would say, "Fuck no, we're Republicans, we're going to take our free candy, run home, eat until we vomit, let someone else clean up the puke and then throw the rest of the candy in the trash so nobody else can eat it."
                                  Yup and nine times of ten, they wouldn't have had all that candy if they weren't born on the block with the most candy.

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                                  • _Richard_
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 30989

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jimmy-3-way
                                    If your facile cartoon were more accurate it would more likely read, "Hey you kids with all the candy that people gave you for free, why don't you go down the block and share some of it with that kid who broke his leg and can't go out tonite?"

                                    And the kids would say, "Fuck no, we're Republicans, we're going to take our free candy, run home, eat until we vomit, let someone else clean up the puke and then throw the rest of the candy in the trash so nobody else can eat it."
                                    must have hired a democrat to draw it

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                                    • D Ghost
                                      null
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 9820

                                      #19
                                      Please see: http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1014482

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                                      • TheDoc
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 13827

                                        #20
                                        Bush had Herbert in his name too? I had no idea.

                                        Best part of your post, the constitution twist... then the tossing in of illegal aliens... You just kicked the Fourteenth Amendment in the balls with your statement. Lol

                                        Anyway...
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                                        • DEA - banned for life
                                          V.I.P.
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 7886

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by papill0n
                                          not only are you a 60yo guy pretending to be a woman but you are also an extreme loser

                                          sucks to be you douchebag
                                          another worthless post from one of the most bitter angry present day gfy users

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                                          • czarina
                                            Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 10751

                                            #22
                                            that didn't take long

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                                            • SallyRand
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jan 2008
                                              • 3487

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by LAJ
                                              Wow... what a ridiculous stretch that is.

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                                              • Poindexterity
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2008
                                                • 882

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                (In response to:

                                                http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1014412 )


                                                You called George Bush, "George Herbert Walker Bush," and George Allen, "George Felix Allen," but think someone referring to Barack Obama as "Barack Hussein Obama" is a racist.
                                                you twat.
                                                are you forgetting that we had ANOTHER president named George Bush?
                                                and that you are still called "president such and such" after your term is over.
                                                middle names were needed then.
                                                no sig

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                                                • jimmy-3-way
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 3861

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by pimpporn
                                                  Yup and nine times of ten, they wouldn't have had all that candy if they weren't born on the block with the most candy.
                                                  Someone should bump the thread where the dude was complaining about all of the darkies coming to his neighborhood to trick or treat at the crackas houses with the good candy.
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                                                  • SallyRand
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jan 2008
                                                    • 3487

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Poindexterity
                                                    you twat.
                                                    are you forgetting that we had ANOTHER president named George Bush?
                                                    and that you are still called "president such and such" after your term is over.
                                                    middle names were needed then.
                                                    Do you have a problem with the use of the name Barack Hussein Obama?

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                                                    • jimmy-3-way
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 3861

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                      Do you have a problem with the use of the name Barack Hussein Obama?
                                                      Nobody does, it's his name. But it's not common to use a person's middle name unless they could be confused with another person of the same name.

                                                      The reason you say it is because you're a racist ass motherfucker.
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                                                      • will76
                                                        Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 18037

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                        (In response to:

                                                        http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1014412 )


                                                        You called George Bush, "George Herbert Walker Bush," and George Allen, "George Felix Allen," but think someone referring to Barack Obama as "Barack Hussein Obama" is a racist.

                                                        You think "rich people" are evil, but are willing to over-look the fact that Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, George Soros, Michael Moore, and Al Franken are "rich", as well.

                                                        You think the meaning and definition of the Constitution should change, based on your own feelings or opinions.

                                                        You think the term "illegal alien" is a bad word.

                                                        You think racial hatred is wrong, but "class hatred" is acceptable.

                                                        You think violent gun-crime would automatically disappear if honest citizens could not bear arms.

                                                        You think it was "un-ethical" for Bush to accept campaign donations from the NRA, but not when Clinton accepted campaign donations on behaf of the Communist Chinese government.

                                                        You think that poverty is caused by the wealthy.



                                                        you might be a lunatic if.......



                                                        you are a 60+ year old fuck pretending to be an annoying college girl on a message board.

                                                        Does that fit you ok Marrion ???

                                                        Marrion, aka Sally Rand, the 60+ year old man pretending to be a college girl (pictured below) caught scamming people: http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1012645

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                                                        • will76
                                                          Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 18037

                                                          #29
                                                          Why do you people even bother talking to this old man. Seriously, its bad enough arguing politics and shit with real, retarded people, arguing with this old fuck is worst then arguing with a fake nick. Do you think someone who is Paul's age and pretends to be a college girl opinion can have any sanity to it and matter ? Or do you really want the opinion of the lunatic ??? idiots.
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                                                          • SallyRand
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                            • 3487

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by will76
                                                            Why do you people even bother talking to this old man. Seriously, its bad enough arguing politics and shit with real, retarded people, arguing with this old fuck is worst then arguing with a fake nick. Do you think someone who is Paul's age and pretends to be a college girl opinion can have any sanity to it and matter ? Or do you really want the opinion of the lunatic ??? idiots.

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                                                            • dig420
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 9240

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SallyRand
                                                              Why are you pretending to be a woman, muppet?

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