tranza, tranza, tranza. you want to be slapped down again?
I'll gladly do it.
long ago after several months of being in our click program, you finally reached the $25.00 payout. Your check was written along with thousands of others and mailed out to the 3rd world address you supplied upon signing up.
After standing by your mailbox fervently waiting for your $25.00 check to arrive for a few days, you got anxious and contacted my office. We replied by telling you to wait a few more days to see if it was just held up in the mail(after all, in his part of the world, the mail is delivered by donkey).
A week later, he hits us up again. We agree to send out a second check after verifying the address. Another week goes by and he hits us up again saying his new $25.00 check didn't arrive yet. We verify the address, tell him to wait a few more days, and see what happens.
A few days go by, he tells us his $25.00 check has still not arrived. My people ask AGAIN to verify his address. He assures us that the number on his mud hut and the name of his dirt road are correct and we AGAIN for a 3rd time, send out a check for $25.00. We now have 3 checks totalling $75.00 out in the mail to him to try to get $25.00 to his mud hut.
A day or two after the 3rd check is in the mail, Our little 3rd world imbecile runs to GFY and starts screaming that we're scamming him out of his $25.00,
At that point, I instructed my people to do nothing else for him.
to this day I do not know, nor do I care if he ever received and cashed 1 check, 3 checks, or no checks.
but God, I love telling the story every time our third world mud hut dweller gets up the balls to challenge me on it.
