SteveLightSpeed's Greatest Hits (Tribute to Steve and his Legacy)

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  • will76
    Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
    • May 2003
    • 18037

    #1

    SteveLightSpeed's Greatest Hits (Tribute to Steve and his Legacy)

    No not his comedy act, but all of his fuck ups over the years.

    1. Faking Tawnee Stone's Death: RIP Tawnee Stone (1982-2010)
    Then his bullshit announcement that it was a joke: You'll NEVER believe this...


    2. Your own self ownage of the announcement of the next Lightspeed super star: This is the next Lightspeedgirl superstar


    3. Then there is the multiple times you claimed to leave GFY but you always came back: I'm done with GFY, fuck you all


    4. Your fake mansion that you claimed you bought then the gay video you posted anouncing it was a joke: Gay Video


    5. Your post to traffic sellers looking for a guarantee, showing you have no clue when it comes to buying traffic: Traffic sellers -- I'll buy your traffic, IF...


    6. Sticking up for your buddy Chris Mallick as Epass fucked thousands of people out of Millions of dollars: I think Chris Mallick will make this right


    7. Your cocky, "I need help" thread just to stub your nose and flip off everyone else saying you don't need anyone's help: Swallowing my pride and asking for help.


    8. Your lightspeed is closing down joke thread: Lightspeedcash closes its doors (One day soon you probably wont think that post was very funny.)


    9. Your admission of doing drugs and cheating on your wife: Steve Lightspeed did DRUGS and CHEATED ON HIS WIFE...


    10. More retarded thoughts from you about what is hurting the industry: A threat bigger than tubes and shady billing combined? (are you serious, did you really believe that " MASSIVE PERSONAL STORAGE SPACE " was bigger than all other threats combined? moron.)


    11. Your attempt at comedy, how many times do you have to FAIL before you realize you are not good with jokes (see first post of this thread): Let me Steve all over you...


    12. Your announcement where you plan to adapt and evolve and make lots of money: Time to EVOLVE! I have a new business plan that will fuck everyone in the biz! (most likely your tube killer idea lol.)


    13. Your post saying you had 5 million to spend: I have 5 million dollars to spend (no you don't lol).


    14. Your genius revelation on how to beat torrent sites: The way to beat torrents


    15. Some stupid shit about you fucking your own models: NEW SPONSOR PROGRAM: Steve's Lost His Mind!


    16. One of my personal favorites when I knew you were a dumb ass, your announcement of buying a studio house giving pictures of it and where it is located before you even went to closing on it: Just bought a new 3600 sq foot studio/house!



    The biggest thing that made you a douche bag was that after all of the dumb ass stuff you have done there still was a lot of people trying to help you evolve your business. But in the end all you wanted to do was try to sue people. You were either to stubborn or too lazy (or both) to actually change you business model and turn your business around.

    Congrats... Did I miss anything ?
    Last edited by will76; 01-09-2011, 08:42 PM.
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  • Coup
    🚨 PBBC International 🚨
    • Apr 2010
    • 9931

    #2
    Haha, laying the smack down.

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    • Agent 488
      Registered User
      • Feb 2006
      • 22511

      #3
      ok we get it ....

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      • dantes
        Registered User
        • Sep 2006
        • 66

        #4
        you must have a lot of free time on your hands
        i recommend nakedhosting.com

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        • will76
          Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
          • May 2003
          • 18037

          #5
          Originally posted by Agent 488
          ok we get it ....



          ok just wanted to make sure.

          Originally posted by dantes
          you must have a lot of free time on your hands
          I admit I did waste about 20 mins gathering the links. But I have wasted a lot more than that trying to help steve, so this will be the last bit of time he ever gets from me. I also watched both football games today, took a nap and watched Inception tonight. I guess I needed a day 100% off from doing "work".
          Last edited by will76; 01-09-2011, 08:57 PM.
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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133987

            #6
            That's quite a list,after the Tawnee bullshit I think a lot of people will question anything he says now

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            • DWB
              Registered User
              • Jul 2003
              • 31779

              #7
              Originally posted by will76
              Did I miss anything?
              Apparently you're missing a life.

              Steve made a bad joke and said some dumb things, so be it. Humans make mistakes. We all do. Move on. I'm sure Steve has already.

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              • Mike Honcho
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2007
                • 1608

                #8

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                • DWB
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 31779

                  #9
                  Originally posted by will76
                  I admit I did waste about 20 mins gathering the links. But I have wasted a lot more than that trying to help steve, so this will be the last bit of time he ever gets from me. I also watched both football games today, took a nap and watched Inception tonight. I guess I needed a day 100% off from doing "work".
                  You have a TON of energy man, redirect it to something productive. You'll thank yourself later for it.

                  I'm guilty of the same thing sometimes, when you just want to hammer someone to death, but it gets you nowhere. Porn doesn't care. GFY doesn't care. People don't care. Steve could fuck everyone's mother on this board and give them all herpes and after a week it would be forgotten about.

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                  • the Shemp
                    congrats to the winners
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 10891

                    #10
                    who amongst us can stand up to the scrutiny of will76...?
                    i use Vacares...so should you
                    Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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                    • TeenCat
                      Too lazy to set a koala
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 16139

                      #11
                      i dont want to be millionaire anymore ...

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                      • DWB
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 31779

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
                        Or collectivity be fucked out of millions of dollars like epassporte and do nothing about it..
                        Exactly.

                        I've always said that it is IMPOSSIBLE to fail out of porn. Doesn't matter if you lie, cheat, steal or are a total fuck up, porn is always there for you and you will be re-welcomed back with open arms.

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                        • will76
                          Making $$$$ w/ ClickCash
                          • May 2003
                          • 18037

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                          Apparently you're missing a life.

                          Steve made a bad joke and said some dumb things, so be it. Humans make mistakes. We all do. Move on. I'm sure Steve has already.

                          ah yes, i have no life. I wasted a few minutes gather some old links. I should go hang myself now because my life sucks so much.

                          Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                          You have a TON of energy man, redirect it to something productive. You'll thank yourself later for it.

                          I'm guilty of the same thing sometimes, when you just want to hammer someone to death, but it gets you nowhere. Porn doesn't care. GFY doesn't care. People don't care. Steve could fuck everyone's mother on this board and give them all herpes and after a week it would be forgotten about.
                          Who says I don't redirect my energy at productive stuff, what do you think I do post on GFY hardcore and I am lazy the 99.99% of the other time in my life?? I work hard, i come here for entertainment i dug up those old threads for my amusement, thought i would share, do I care about the people who don't care... nope.

                          Originally posted by Jesus H Christ
                          20 minutes? ...you must read incredibly fast..........
                          I didn't re-read all of the threads, hell I posted in the majority of them and remember them, go search post made by steve with 50+ replies. You will see everyone of them.

                          Originally posted by the Shemp
                          who amongst us can stand up to the scrutiny of will76...?
                          not even Will76 can stand up to Will76's standards...


                          but seriously, does Steve stand up to your own standards? Or do you think you are on the same level or below his idiocy ?
                          Last edited by will76; 01-09-2011, 09:37 PM.
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                          • CybermedAndy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 4170

                            #14
                            Ouch ... rapeage

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                            • Brujah
                              Beer Money Baron
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 22157

                              #15
                              I didn't even read it, but it had a lot of stuff to say so it must be true.

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