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  • chadknowslaw
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    • Aug 2004
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    #51
    I ate some rice soup from a street vendor in Vientiane, Laos. That cleaned me out quite well -- took off a few pounds too. I just had to find a pharmacist in Bangkok to give me the right stuff to make it STOP.
    ChadKnowsLaw

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    • pornask
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2006
      • 6518

      #52
      If you're going to clean your body of shit, you may as well do it the 100% natural way. Check out http://www.drnatura.com/

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      • CDSmith
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        • May 2001
        • 51460

        #53
        I hear shit will be hitting the fan soon in this thread... http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=761077

        Maybe go ask Juicy what HE used. :D
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        • Sharky
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          • Mar 2002
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          #54
          Go search on Google for "the lemonade diet"

          That will work.
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          • bronco67
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2006
            • 29026

            #55
            There's this stuff I drank before my colonoscopy called phospha soda. You can buy it in the drug store. The night before my procedure, I had to drink a bootle of this stuff with a gallon of water.

            First, you need to be sitting down when you drink this stuff. It will bring you to your knees. Imagine squeezing 1000 lemons and mix it with a sack of buttholes. Worst ever.

            Anyway, be near the john, because if you have to go up or down stairs you will not make it. Everything starts coming out. You keep drinking water until basically about 2 hours later you're butt is squirting jets of water that is so clean it sparkles like the fucking Nile river.

            You're not shitting the whole 2 hours -- it comes in waves every 20 minutes or so.

            Give it a try and report back....

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            • CDSmith
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              • May 2001
              • 51460

              #56
              Originally posted by bronco67
              There's this stuff I drank before my colonoscopy called phospha soda. You can buy it in the drug store. The night before my procedure, I had to drink a bootle of this stuff with a gallon of water.

              First, you need to be sitting down when you drink this stuff. It will bring you to your knees. Imagine squeezing 1000 lemons and mix it with a sack of buttholes. Worst ever.

              Anyway, be near the john, because if you have to go up or down stairs you will not make it. Everything starts coming out. You keep drinking water until basically about 2 hours later you're butt is squirting jets of water that is so clean it sparkles like the fucking Nile river.

              You're not shitting the whole 2 hours -- it comes in waves every 20 minutes or so.

              Give it a try and report back....
              If he lives.




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              • Bell
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                • Nov 2001
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                #57
                Originally posted by chadknowslaw
                I ate some rice soup from a street vendor in Vientiane, Laos. That cleaned me out quite well -- took off a few pounds too. I just had to find a pharmacist in Bangkok to give me the right stuff to make it STOP.

                now that is funny...

                glad you were able to get help...

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                • Pornwolf
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                  • Jan 2002
                  • 22712

                  #58
                  Originally posted by bronco67
                  There's this stuff I drank before my colonoscopy called phospha soda. You can buy it in the drug store. The night before my procedure, I had to drink a bootleg of this stuff with a gallon of water.

                  There must be something to this. Hospitals definitely do use this when they need to clean you out for a colonoscopy.
                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

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                  • rowan
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                    • Mar 2002
                    • 17393

                    #59
                    O M F G.

                    http://www.blessedherbs.com/photos2i.html

                    Not only are there pictures of poo, there's headshots of the people that sent them in!

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                    • tony299
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 57021

                      #60
                      I went a read around,most docs hate that colon cleansing shit(no pun ) intended. Probably the best way to do it, is eating whole grains,veggies and fruits for a month and only distilled water. None of the tasty stuff you would probably feel like a million dollars afterwards. I wish I had the strength to do it myself.

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                      • Drake
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 12508

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Jace
                        I'm going to assume these are extreme cases and that the average person doesn't have anything like that in their colons. Am I wrong?

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                        • Spunky
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                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978

                          #62
                          Poopin is cool

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                          • Jace
                            FBOP Class Of 2013
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 35562

                            #63
                            Originally posted by Mike33
                            I'm going to assume these are extreme cases and that the average person doesn't have anything like that in their colons. Am I wrong?
                            well, it is pretty normal these days to have larger amounts of it

                            "The intestines can store a vast amount of partially digested, putrefying matter (as well as drugs and other toxic chemicals)?for decades even. Some intestines, when autopsied, have weighed up to 40 pounds and were distended to a diameter of 12 inches with only a pencil-thin channel through which the feces could move.

                            That 40 pounds was due to caked layers of encrusted mucus mixed with fecal matter, bizarrely resembling hardened blackish-green truck tire rubber or an old piece of dried rawhide. I call this mucoid plaque. This mucoid plaque, when it is removed during an intensive colon cleanse, often shows ropelike twists, striations, overlaps, folds, creases?the shape and texture of the intestinal wall.

                            Mucoid plaque may vary considerably, depending on the chemical conditions in a person?s intestines. It may be hard and brittle; it may be firm and thick; tough, wet, and rubbery; soft, thick, and mucoid; or soft, transparent, and thin; it can range in color from light brown, black, or greenish-black to yellow or grey, and sometimes emits an intensely foul odor.

                            One client I know, in the course of a month-long colon cleanse, passed a single length of mucoid plaque 15 feet long; another client excreted a total of 11 pounds of mucoid plaque during a cleanse. It is not unusual to pass a total of 35 to 45 feet of plaque, often in the last week. In our clinical experience of monitoring thousands of intensive colon cleanse programs over the last 14 years, most people pass a staggering amount of this strange substance.

                            I coined the term mucoid plaque, meaning a film of mucus, to describe the unhealthy accumulation of abnormal mucous matter on the walls of the intestines. Conventional medicine knows this as a layering of mucin or glycoproteins (made up of 20 amino acids and 50% carbohydrates) which are naturally and appropriately secreted by intestines as protection from acids and toxins.

                            However, mucoid plaque is different from the mucosal lining (mucosa) of the gastrointestinal tract. The latter acts as a necessary buffer to the gastrointestinal wall and as a lubricant for peristalsis; it is also responsible for the secretion of mucins which comprise mucoid plaque. The cells of the outermost layer of the mucosa (the epithelium) stay fresh and vital, renewing themselves every four to seven days.

                            It sounds paradoxical, but medical research indicates that mucoid plaque is a normal self-defense measure?natural protection from unnatural toxins.

                            Evidence indicates that mucoid plaque, with the possible exception of that found in the stomach, is unnatural to the healthy body and is found only after the body has moved away from perfect health and into a diseased state. The theory goes that if you were completely healthy, your system would produce no mucoid plaque because it wouldn?t need to.

                            When the body has been chronically subjected to (or put under attack by) drugs (such as aspirin or alcohol), salt, heavy metals (including dental mercury), toxic chemicals, parasites, harmful microbes and their toxins, and circulating immune complexes (immune cells locked onto undigested particles or foreign substances in the bloodstream), it produces mucoid plaque to protect itself.

                            The trouble is once the mucoid plaque is created, for whatever biologically important reason, it is not routinely excreted from the intestines. Instead it lodges in the numerous folds and crevices of this large organ and can remain there for many years. Over time, the mucoid plaque grows thicker, firmer, and more widespread?colonizing, as it were, the tennis court?sized interior of the intestines. Old feces adhere to the plaque and are not removed during a normal bowel motion.

                            The plaque slows down intestinal action, both waste excretion and nutrient absorption. It can harbor pathogens, including bacteria and parasites, which actually hide underneath the plaque; it may block the normal outflow of lymph and mucin drainage. It binds toxins to itself and contributes to bowel toxicity, slowly emitting toxins into the bloodstream. Finally, plaque creates a friendly environment for disease, in some cases for colon cancer and gastric carcinomas.

                            Gradually your immune system is weakened as the chronically toxic bowel environment destroys useful bacteria. Your liver becomes overburdened by the unprocessed intestinal toxins, and nerve meridian points in the intestines related to hundreds of other parts of the body are compromised.

                            A toxic bowel results in toxic blood and lymph, toxic organs and cells, and toxic function. The bowel ?feeds? every organ, tissue, and cell in our bodies, so when the quality of feeding from the digestive system is contaminated or of poor quality, the cells and organs elsewhere in the body will be compromised and grow sluggish and inefficient.

                            So while mucoid plaque is ?natural? in that the intestines produce it, it is most unnatural in that the presence of a large amount of it indicates a high degree of intestinal ill health. When the intestines are ill, you will be ill. "

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                            • Jace
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                              • Jan 2004
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                              #64

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                              • Snake Doctor
                                I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                • Mar 2001
                                • 13449

                                #65
                                Originally posted by bronco67
                                There's this stuff I drank before my colonoscopy called phospha soda. You can buy it in the drug store. The night before my procedure, I had to drink a bootle of this stuff with a gallon of water.

                                First, you need to be sitting down when you drink this stuff. It will bring you to your knees. Imagine squeezing 1000 lemons and mix it with a sack of buttholes. Worst ever.

                                Anyway, be near the john, because if you have to go up or down stairs you will not make it. Everything starts coming out. You keep drinking water until basically about 2 hours later you're butt is squirting jets of water that is so clean it sparkles like the fucking Nile river.

                                You're not shitting the whole 2 hours -- it comes in waves every 20 minutes or so.

                                Give it a try and report back....
                                I have been thinking about this colon cleanse stuff for awhile, and this thread and this post made me decide to go to walgreens and buy this stuff.

                                It tastes bad but nothing like what you described, I think they've improved the lemon/ginger stuff you mix with it to make it more bearable.

                                I brought the laptop to the john with me, which is where I'm posting this from. I figured I was gonna be here awhile so I brought some books and a DVD.

                                I'll keep you guys posted on how everything comes out
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                                • Jace
                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 35562

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Lenny2
                                  I have been thinking about this colon cleanse stuff for awhile, and this thread and this post made me decide to go to walgreens and buy this stuff.

                                  It tastes bad but nothing like what you described, I think they've improved the lemon/ginger stuff you mix with it to make it more bearable.

                                  I brought the laptop to the john with me, which is where I'm posting this from. I figured I was gonna be here awhile so I brought some books and a DVD.

                                  I'll keep you guys posted on how everything comes out
                                  OMFG, hahahahahaha

                                  take pics!!! ROFL

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                                  • Snake Doctor
                                    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                    • Mar 2001
                                    • 13449

                                    #67
                                    So it finally kicked in and every 5 minutes or so I have niagra falls coming out of my ass.

                                    It stopped for a few minutes and I went out to the kitchen to refill my water bottle and I sharted

                                    This stuff is powerful
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                                    • bronco67
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                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 29026

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Lenny2
                                      I have been thinking about this colon cleanse stuff for awhile, and this thread and this post made me decide to go to walgreens and buy this stuff.

                                      It tastes bad but nothing like what you described, I think they've improved the lemon/ginger stuff you mix with it to make it more bearable.

                                      I brought the laptop to the john with me, which is where I'm posting this from. I figured I was gonna be here awhile so I brought some books and a DVD.

                                      I'll keep you guys posted on how everything comes out
                                      make sure you drink PLENTY of water. Whatever the bottle says...and I think you can't eat for a while before you do it. Please don't be a dunce, make sure you follow the directions, you could hurt yourself.
                                      Last edited by bronco67; 08-16-2007, 10:40 PM.

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                                      • Snake Doctor
                                        I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                        • Mar 2001
                                        • 13449

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by bronco67
                                        make sure you drink PLENTY of water. Whatever the bottle says...
                                        I'm on my 3rd liter now.

                                        Jesus Christ someone bring me some CHEESE!!!!
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                                        • Profits of Doom
                                          Monster Rain
                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 4978

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by Lenny2
                                          I'm on my 3rd liter now.

                                          Jesus Christ someone bring me some CHEESE!!!!
                                          The problem is the stuff you bought is supposed to get rid of the immediate build up inside your colon, but the other treatments, like Oxy Powder and the others, are supposed to flush out the built up obstructions in your colon. Is a lot of what you are shitting now water based or actually solid?
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                                          • After Shock Media
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                                            • Mar 2001
                                            • 35299

                                            #71
                                            Doesnt it bother anyone that this is pseudo science and medicine?

                                            Sure if you enjoy shitting go for it, if you gain some mental rffects fine, yet please do not fool yourself and think this shit is real, medically proven, or even effects you aside from shitting your brains out.

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                                            • will76
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                                              • May 2003
                                              • 18037

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Jace
                                              well, it is pretty normal these days to have larger amounts of it
                                              ok after reading that quote, i never want to eat again...

                                              but you did give me a good idea for a new diet....


                                              The Colon Blow diet. It is like the South BEach Diet but better. eat whatever you want and go get a colon blow and lose 10 - 20 pounds of old shit.

                                              I hope i dont have pound(s) of old crap in my colon.
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                                              • will76
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                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                So it finally kicked in and every 5 minutes or so I have niagra falls coming out of my ass.

                                                It stopped for a few minutes and I went out to the kitchen to refill my water bottle and I sharted

                                                This stuff is powerful
                                                LMAO... i want to try it now too.
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                                                • munki
                                                  Do Fun Shit.
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 13393

                                                  #74
                                                  Do me a favor and watch the Penn and Teller's Bullshit special on colonics and colon cleansers before you try anythng...

                                                  I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                  • zand_stein
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                                                    • Jul 2007
                                                    • 1438

                                                    #75
                                                    you ca try to eat apple.......
                                                    also drink some apple juice........

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                                                    • Profits of Doom
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                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 4978

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by zand_stein
                                                      you ca try to eat apple.......
                                                      also drink some apple juice........
                                                      Could you please just turn off your computer and quit posting. I have yet to understand a fucking thing you have posted. Ever considered suicide? I hear all the cool kids are doing it...
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                                                      • Snake Doctor
                                                        I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                        • Mar 2001
                                                        • 13449

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                                        The problem is the stuff you bought is supposed to get rid of the immediate build up inside your colon, but the other treatments, like Oxy Powder and the others, are supposed to flush out the built up obstructions in your colon. Is a lot of what you are shitting now water based or actually solid?
                                                        Dude it's niagra falls, there's nothing solid left.

                                                        I have a hard time believing there's anything "built up" in there, the 3000psi pressure washer that was once my asshole has cleaned everything.

                                                        My best guess is that the other products like oxy powder where they show you all this tar like substance that came out of people actually creates that stuff inside of you and then when you poop it out you think that it "cleaned you out"
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                                                        • bausch
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                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 3017

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                          So it finally kicked in and every 5 minutes or so I have niagra falls coming out of my ass.

                                                          It stopped for a few minutes and I went out to the kitchen to refill my water bottle and I sharted

                                                          This stuff is powerful
                                                          Does it hurt and sting? Cause I know that dhiarrhea stings your ass sometimes and feels "unpleasant", like burning... you know what I mean?

                                                          Does it feel this way when you're shitting out a ton of shit from drinking this colon cleaning stuff?

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                                                          • Profits of Doom
                                                            Monster Rain
                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 4978

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Lenny2
                                                            Dude it's niagra falls, there's nothing solid left.

                                                            I have a hard time believing there's anything "built up" in there, the 3000psi pressure washer that was once my asshole has cleaned everything.

                                                            My best guess is that the other products like oxy powder where they show you all this tar like substance that came out of people actually creates that stuff inside of you and then when you poop it out you think that it "cleaned you out"
                                                            I thought that too, and there is some evidence that products that tell you to take olive oil with them are causing the build up. The alternative medicine page on about.com says that, as the woman that writes it researched it and said the olive oils caused her to shit odd gelatinous balls.
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                                                            • will76
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                                                              #80
                                                              this conversation is shitty and makes teh boy alley's asshole itch.
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                                                              • will76
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                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                                                                I thought that too, and there is some evidence that products that tell you to take olive oil with them are causing the build up. The alternative medicine page on about.com says that, as the woman that writes it researched it and said the olive oils caused her to shit odd gelatinous balls.
                                                                im telling you, olive oil kills me. Wife loves to cook with a lot of it. She made some soup few days ago, like half a bottle of olive oil, i ate two bowls and i blew like you woudlnt believe. BBQ shrimp..... anything loaded with olive oil... hot sauce and spicy stuff does it but nothing like olive oil.
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                                                                • The Sultan Of Smut
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                                                                  • Dec 2004
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                                                                  #82
                                                                  http://www.falconblanco.com/health/c...moncleanse.htm

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                                                                  • Snake Doctor
                                                                    I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                                    • Mar 2001
                                                                    • 13449

                                                                    #83
                                                                    fuck man, I just took an immodium so that it will stop.

                                                                    Gawd help me
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                                                                    • dav3
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                                                                      #84
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                                                                      • Aquarius
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        This is a shitty thread.

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                                                                        • JFK
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                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by chadknowslaw
                                                                          I ate some rice soup from a street vendor in Vientiane, Laos. That cleaned me out quite well -- took off a few pounds too. I just had to find a pharmacist in Bangkok to give me the right stuff to make it STOP.
                                                                          Chad ,get in touch as soon as it stops

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                                                                          • jigg
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                                                                            • Feb 2002
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            Fleet Phospho Soda, doc made me take it before a colonoscopy
                                                                            Vile shit, vile - i mixed it with apple juice and haven't drank any since then. Made me gag for a month after that every time I thought about it

                                                                            And it gave me such a flush out I thought I'd lose my hole down the toilet, worse than a hung dude that doesn't know how to use his dick. Kept me going to the bathroom every 5 minutes as soon as I drank even a little bit of liquid!

                                                                            And the doc remarked how awesomely loose I was before sticking the cam up my butt
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                                                                            • bausch
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                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                              • 3017

                                                                              #88
                                                                              I want to know if your asshole gets sore from shitting so much? Cause I know that dhiarrhea hurts. Does your asshole burn and gets sore from shitting so much after drinking this stuff? Cause I hate that feeling...

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                                                                              • bronco67
                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                • Dec 2006
                                                                                • 29026

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by bausch
                                                                                I want to know if your asshole gets sore from shitting so much? Cause I know that dhiarrhea hurts. Does your asshole burn and gets sore from shitting so much after drinking this stuff? Cause I hate that feeling...
                                                                                Use baby wipes when you dump, and you shouldn't have a problem. baby wipes are a godsend for guys like me with shitting problems. And have some Tuck's medicated pads. Those things are awesome.
                                                                                Last edited by bronco67; 08-17-2007, 06:11 AM.

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                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner
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                                                                                  • Anthony
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Penn & Teller on the subject.

                                                                                    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h8uZUDuSWxI

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                                                                                    • Peaches
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                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 13933

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      I have 5 more years before I have to go in an for a recommended required colonoscopy. I am quite happy to wait until that time to "cleanse" myself. Everyone I know says drinking the stuff and dealing with the pooping like crazy is by far worse than them sticking a camera up your butt

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                                                                                      • _Rush_
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                                                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                                                        • 742

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                                        Penn & Teller on the subject.

                                                                                        http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h8uZUDuSWxI
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                                                                                        • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                                          Doesnt it bother anyone that this is pseudo science and medicine?

                                                                                          Sure if you enjoy shitting go for it, if you gain some mental rffects fine, yet please do not fool yourself and think this shit is real, medically proven, or even effects you aside from shitting your brains out.
                                                                                          Finally someone with some sense in this thread. This colon cleansing fad is absurd. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MUCOID PALQUE. That stuff that is coming out of people's asses is CLAY. I don't understand the logic involved. You drink clay. What do you think will come out the other end? A healthy colon does a fine job of cleansing itself. Anyone who buys this is getting scammed. You do not need this shit at all.


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                                                                                          • ztik
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                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                                                                            I recommend a case of shity beer, maybe Pabst or the Beast, and then once you got the whole case down, go get the greasiest, nastiest Mexican food you can find. Coat it in hotsauce, chow and then pass out.

                                                                                            You'll wake up in the morning and have that green apple quickstep to get to the bathroom in time. Works like a charm everytime.
                                                                                            Yup a case of schlitz will do it

                                                                                            never fails
                                                                                            .

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                                                                                            • mike-al
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Aug 2007
                                                                                              • 691

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              I earlier read an article on people drinking golightly...

                                                                                              "it's really nasty, tasted like extremely salty watermelon flavored cardboard. Gross."

                                                                                              Well, last time I was in Vegas, being lazy I grabbed a pizza from a hotel gaming lounge area... I remember eating the cardboard box because it tasted better than the pizza, and this stuff is like flavored cardboard? cant be all that bad
                                                                                              Delete this account, i am done here

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                                                                                              • sexyclicks
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                                                • 3240

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                check out this product to regulate your intestine:

                                                                                                http://www.baolife.com/

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                                                                                                • puravida
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                  • 186

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  eating bad costa rican seafood will do it for yah ... had me asspissing for a week. i dont think there was anything left in me at all

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                                                                                                  • rowan
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                                    • 17393

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    I don't need colon blow, my young daughter gives me gastritis every six months! My immune system probably isn't as strong because I've been working from home for over 10 years. Just got over the last bout a week ago, the vomiting was far worse than the ass cleaning...

                                                                                                    Just bear in mind, if you're PLANNING on squirting fluid from your anus make sure you have something to replenish fluids and electrolyte levels. Some of these supplements could be quite dangerous if you get too dehydrated.

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                                                                                                    • rowan
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                      • 17393

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                                                      Penn & Teller on the subject.

                                                                                                      http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h8uZUDuSWxI

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