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Originally Posted by Spiegelau
This isn't "internet court" this is the United States District Court which can have jurisdiction over internet cases of libel. All you need to do is defame me and you can be a co-defendant.
Remember, it doesn't cost me anything extra to add defendants. So, step right up.
It takes mere seconds for the secretary to add your name to page one of the Complaint and put you at risk for a huge damage award. Just ask any attorney or do a bit of research. I don't know why I even bother trying to warn you about how serious defamation is.
Do whatever you want - and you will get what you deserve.
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So then, to whomever it may concern, I hereby declare and affirm that I know with absolute certainty and for a fact the following :
1. That spiegelau, personally and knowingly, and any and all person or persons thereby represented or named or otherwise labeled "spiegelau" did in fact, on or around June 1, 2007, and every subsequent day theresince, eat goat shit, both fresh and frozen (the later reheated in the microwave) in copious ammounts, for no apparent purpose or reason other than an inhuman and inexplicable love of goat shit, as either texture or aroma.
2. That the hundred or so fake nicks, which is to say other labels applied to the same raving lunatic that is also known as "spiegelau" rutinely engage in unprotected sex with earthworms, and also ride a tricicle without wearing a helmet with regulation-conformant acetilene lamp and spinning widget, as required by their attending mental health care professional.
3. That the domain name *************** is pretty much worthles, and that interested parties, when not eating goat shit or driving their trycicle in a dangerous fashion, lied and misrepresented, with an intent to defraud gullible people, as to both the current and potential earnings, income and value of said domain.
Given today, Monday this 9th of July 2007 on the Internets Boards by fluffygrl.
And don't forget, kids. The Internets is Serious Business !