I destroyed my friend's ex girlfriend's ego

**Spunky** · 06-22-2007, 08:59 PM

So did you get her number?

**Mr.Right - Banned For Life** · 06-22-2007, 09:00 PM

hi sleazyyyyyyyyyyyy

**jonesy** · 06-22-2007, 09:00 PM

was this before or after you trie hooking up with her?

**Alky** · 06-22-2007, 09:01 PM

if you can't handle the truth, then don't ask questions....

**Digipimp** · 06-22-2007, 09:01 PM

fuck your stories make me want to shoot myself in the face, but its my fault for reading them

**Juicy D. Links** · 06-22-2007, 09:01 PM

Question:

Is the blender working?????????/ Ice cubes in good shape???

**SPACE GLIDER** · 06-22-2007, 09:04 PM

did she comment on how you look?

**Juicy D. Links** · 06-22-2007, 09:12 PM

Yo i just realized this , secuirty at airport doesnt let you bring anything initially more than 3oz of liquids!!!!!!! Fuckkkkkkkkk

I get from duty free , worst case we go to liquor place in canadia or i give reacharound

**dynastoned** · 06-22-2007, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by SPACE GLIDER

did she comment on how you look?

**SleazyDream** · 06-22-2007, 09:14 PM

juicy - you can brink liquid in checked luggage - not on carry on

and for the others - I wouldn't fuck a friends woman unless he was there watching or swapping with my girl

**lazycash** · 06-22-2007, 09:14 PM

Boy you really showed her

**DBS.US** · 06-22-2007, 09:16 PM

WTF???? Thats the best you could do?

**SleazyDream** · 06-22-2007, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by SPACE GLIDER

did she comment on how you look?

actually we ran into her again the next week at a different bar - she runs up to my friends and says - all cocky like and loud "so why you hanging with these loooosers" and my friend says - "loosers?" there is 4 of us - and points to one friend with us and says "he's a doctor (he was too) - another and says "he's a lawyer (he was too) and then me and say and scott makes more than both of them combined. So if they're loosers who SHOULD I be hanging with in here? the cool guys who make $7/hour?

her mouth drops - she KNOWs he's right too - she just stops dead and then walks away.

soo sweet

**SleazyDream** · 06-22-2007, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by DBS.US

WTF???? Thats the best you could do?

dude i can tear someone to shreads. any fucking MORON with 12 brain cells can do that. I'm a master at it - so i try my best NOT to do it.

the funniest thing ever is watching a MORON who THINKS they are good at shreading people - baiting them and then making a fool of them in public. withou going tooo far. that takes talent.

just couldn't help myself this time as she put me on the spot.

**Juicy D. Links** · 06-22-2007, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

juicy - you can brink liquid in checked luggage - not on carry on

and for the others - I wouldn't fuck a friends woman unless he was there watching or swapping with my girl

this means i have to bring my ulta HUGE suitcase then

**will76** · 06-22-2007, 09:28 PM

yawn, so you going to answer any of these questions ? http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=745047

**JaneB** · 06-22-2007, 09:28 PM

Sounds like she deserved it. I have never figured out why ex's want to be such asses sometimes. I have an ex that always sends me messages about how his new women are so hot and they all turn heads. People like her and him need to get a life. Their looks will fade, and they will both be fucked since they don't have much else to fall back on.

**JaneB** · 06-22-2007, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by will76

yawn, so you going to answer any of these questions ? http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=745047

Do you really expect him to answer those questions? They are not very nice, so if I were him I would not answer them. It shows more class to ignore that post then to respond to it.

**nico-t** · 06-22-2007, 09:53 PM

if you were an interesting person with at least a LITTLE depth, I would have read that first post. But you're not. You're an ignorant slob. So I didn't care to read your shit.

**sirkakashi08** · 06-22-2007, 10:04 PM

actually that's good for her!

**SleazyDream** · 06-22-2007, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by JaneB

Do you really expect him to answer those questions? They are not very nice, so if I were him I would not answer them. It shows more class to ignore that post then to respond to it.

actually i just answered them - mostly cause i answered them all truthfully and the answers show just how stupid will76 is

**will76** · 06-22-2007, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

actually i just answered them - mostly cause i answered them all truthfully and the answers show just how stupid will76 is

thanks for answering.

**SleazyDream** · 06-22-2007, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by will76

thanks for answering.

go take a big rotten cucumber and break it off deep in your asshole

**Swish** · 06-22-2007, 10:14 PM

I give you permission to use my trademarked term next time, here it is...

"You're pretty hot, but you're a SWAMP DONKEY compared to the new girl."

**zeruel** · 06-22-2007, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by Swish

I give you permission to use my trademarked term next time, here it is...

"You're pretty hot, but you're a SWAMP DONKEY compared to the new girl."

hehehe...

**Spunky** · 06-22-2007, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

go take a big rotten cucumber and break it off deep in your asshole

Wouldn't a rotten cucumber be mush and hard to break off?

**noam** · 06-22-2007, 10:30 PM

sleazy this shit is too deep for GFY. why don't you post pics of naked chicks or something?

**Blingbaby** · 06-22-2007, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by SPACE GLIDER

did she comment on how you look?

Exactly! I see a thread that contain EGO and SLEAZY I know exactly where this is going.. even if the OP doesn't.. the power of the ego.. sheesh..

**Blingbaby** · 06-22-2007, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

juicy - you can brink liquid in checked luggage - not on carry on

and for the others - I wouldn't fuck a friends woman unless he was there watching or swapping with my girl

Swapping with your girl? Dude, not everyone likes rubber dolls..

**Blingbaby** · 06-22-2007, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

actually we ran into her again the next week at a different bar - she runs up to my friends and says - all cocky like and loud "so why you hanging with these loooosers" and my friend says - "loosers?" there is 4 of us - and points to one friend with us and says "he's a doctor (he was too) - another and says "he's a lawyer (he was too) and then me and say and scott makes more than both of them combined. So if they're loosers who SHOULD I be hanging with in here? the cool guys who make $7/hour?

her mouth drops - she KNOWs he's right too - she just stops dead and then walks away.

soo sweet

ok so what I get out of this post is you spelled LOOSER instead of LOSER way too often and that she walks away.. you showed her didn't you? LOOSER

**Blingbaby** · 06-22-2007, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by JaneB

Do you really expect him to answer those questions? They are not very nice, so if I were him I would not answer them. It shows more class to ignore that post then to respond to it.

Get your head out of his ass they are funny questions..

**Blingbaby** · 06-22-2007, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by nico-t

if you were an interesting person with at least a LITTLE depth, I would have read that first post. But you're not. You're an ignorant slob. So I didn't care to read your shit.

I take rare excpetion with this fat egomaniac slob, it's precisely WHY I read SOME of his posts..

**NoWhErE** · 06-22-2007, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by Blingbaby

ok so what I get out of this post is you spelled LOOSER instead of LOSER way too often and that she walks away.. you showed her didn't you? LOOSER

I think you completely missed the point.

She was trying to be a bitch and they completely owned her. The fact that she just walked away means she didn't have any kind of rebutle whatsoever.

**BucksMania** · 06-23-2007, 02:00 AM

the next time just punch her in the face, and kick her all around while she is on the ground

oh, but wait, what you did probably hurt her more

**NTM** · 06-23-2007, 02:02 AM

anyway she starts going on to me

this is where i stopped reading.

2/10 on the troll scale

**NTM** · 06-23-2007, 02:06 AM

she's hot - like 8.5/10 by GFY standards which means she is smoking hot.

you're wrong again.

8.5/10 by GFY standards is about 4/10 in real life

the basement boys here need to higher their standards

**Ace_luffy** · 06-23-2007, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by SPACE GLIDER

did she comment on how you look?

**NTM** · 06-23-2007, 02:10 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream

there is 4 of us - and points to one friend with us and says "he's a doctor (he was too) - another and says "he's a lawyer (he was too) and then me and say and scott makes more than both of them combined

making tons of $ doesn't make you a winner.

i mean, look at you.

my left toe has a more interesting personality

**jewpunk** · 06-23-2007, 02:19 AM

scott stop....... a girl must love you for who you are... that is all period... and you are awesome ... if they do not figure that out that is their mistake ... take it at that have fun with the rest...

**V_RocKs** · 06-23-2007, 04:40 AM

I'll break down and fly in for a mercy fuck but you are going to have to fly me out on your dime for puting us in this situation in the first place.

**Dirty Dane** · 06-23-2007, 04:59 AM

Originally posted by NTM

this is where i stopped reading.

2/10 on the troll scale

**markz08** · 06-23-2007, 05:00 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Question:

Is the blender working?????????/ Ice cubes in good shape???

**bobby666** · 06-23-2007, 05:12 AM

hehe well done !!

**swampthing** · 06-23-2007, 05:14 AM

her ego couldn't have been much to begin with if she went out with you

**Vick!** · 06-23-2007, 05:52 AM

you did well

- sometime hurting bitches is better.

**LadyMischief** · 06-23-2007, 05:53 AM

Sounds like she walked into that one. When people ask for an honest opinion, far be it from anyone to lie ;)

**evad3** · 06-23-2007, 05:55 AM

thats one frank answer.

**tranza** · 06-23-2007, 06:46 AM

This thread needs pics....

**Jman** · 06-23-2007, 06:51 AM

Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

Yo i just realized this , secuirty at airport doesnt let you bring anything initially more than 3oz of liquids!!!!!!! Fuckkkkkkkkk

I get from duty free , worst case we go to liquor place in canadia or i give reacharound

Dude don't worry about liquor, Sleazy makes killer mooshine

I destroyed my friend's ex girlfriend's ego

I destroyed my friend's ex girlfriend's ego

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