Best Admin:
TexasDreams
Most active member:
Batts 
Most intelligent member:
WiredGuy, when he posts seriously
Most respected member:
WInetalk
Most artistic member:
NickPapageorgio when he could be bothered
Most controversial member:
Will76, in recent times at least
Most attractive male:
JuicyLinks (of course !!)
Most attractive female:
Tie - Lia19 / Martina Warren / Aimee Sweet - bias allowed here one expects
Best dressed male:
Ben Interclimax - ALWAYS dapper
Best dressed female:
XBix Kristen - ALWAYS looks good
Funniest member:
SleazyDream, because most just do not get it
Most likely to be wanted by the police:
BadDog - for something he may or may not have done in the late 70's
Most likely to wear womens underwear:
Me (no brainer that !!)
Most likely to come out of the closet soon:
Me (in BoyAlley's dreams)
Most likely to run for political office:
AaronM - and he would win
Most likely to be a neopets member:
Batts (probably plays PokemonCrater as well)
Member you'd like to meet alone in a dark alley:
Hmmmm .. that's a hard one - there are 2, who at the same time might even it up a bit and make the whole experience more satisying 
Member you'd least like to meet alone in a dark alley:
Anthony
Member you'd most likely turn gay/lesbian for:
I would turn Lesbian for Naked Sword Holly in a heartbeat
Most Likely To Win A Darwin Award:
Not enough space to type everyone in who is already deserving here
Member you wish would post more:
pr0 - excellent value
Member you wish would post less:
Again, not enough space .... 
Member most likely to be a bot:
WOJ
