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Old 11-03-2006, 05:35 PM  
BoyAlley
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My Conversation With A Zango Rep: "Today's $3million Ruling Was Good News For Us"

Teh BoyAlley decided to talk to Zango peoples about things today. I hit them up on their online real time support system to ask them about the $3 million FTC ruling.

It's long but here's the summary:

*The $3million FTC ruling was good for them, and was all their affiliate's fault.
*Their 30 million users are all opt in, and agree to see TWO OR THREE ads per day in exchange for free online content.

Here's everything that they had to say:


Please wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Read'

Read: hello, what can I do for you?
Teh BoyAlley: Hello.
Teh BoyAlley: I read in the news you had to pay out 3 million dollars to the government. That's a lot of monies. Does that mean you've been stealing traffic or what? I'm scurred to use this site. Is it legal for me?

Read: you shouldn't be scared to use our site at all...in fact today's anouncement was a good one for us
Teh BoyAlley: Orly? Why is it good?
Teh BoyAlley: It is safe for me to buy traffic from you and not have to worries about the government wanting me to give them all of my monies?

Read: yes it's definitely safe to buy traffic from us...the FTC's decision is in regards to unacceptable installation pracitices that some of our affiliates engaged in several years ago...the FTC's Order requires us to do something we're already doing and have been doing since Jan. 2006
Teh BoyAlley: Oh good. So it's safe for me to buy traffics, but not to be an affiliate? Cuz if I'm an affiliate the government will make you pay more monies?
Teh BoyAlley: Sorry I'm gay my english isn't very good

Read: sorry, got a call there...didn't mean to not respond
Teh BoyAlley: That's ok.
Teh BoyAlley: I have just not worked with your company but I was going to and am confused because of the news today.
Teh BoyAlley: did your phone ring again hello hi how are you there?
Teh BoyAlley: hello hi yes please thank you?
Teh BoyAlley: Are you trying to install software on my computer while I'm sitting on here or what are you doing I'm getting scurred please talk to me?



Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond.
Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'Jen'

Jen: hi how are you?
Teh BoyAlley: Hello there Jen i am goods how are you?
Jen: i am good thank you. how can i help you
Teh BoyAlley: I was talking to a different breeder and we got the disconnecteds i was talkin about buying traffics.
Teh BoyAlley: he kept not responding cuz he was on the phone i think he's wasting company time for personal things you should look into it

Jen: ok.. would you like me to transfer you back to him or can i assist you?
Teh BoyAlley: no i don't want to talk to him thank you
Teh BoyAlley: i just have a quick questions
Teh BoyAlley: I read the news today about the $3million you had to pay the governments and I was scurred to make a deposit in my account.
Teh BoyAlley: what was that about and is it safe for me?
Teh BoyAlley: or will i end up getting in trouble?
Teh BoyAlley: hello hi Jen hey
Teh BoyAlley: don't tell me your on the phone with that Read guy are you the one he's been talking to?
Teh BoyAlley: I want help so I know if it's safe for me to deposit monies.

Jen: the order was all in regards to third party distribution which was elimnated in January
Jen: you are safe to deposit money

Teh BoyAlley: so you don't steal traffic from websites anymore?
Jen: that was not the issue at hand, and not something we participate in
Teh BoyAlley: oh so what websites does the traffic that i will be buying come from?
Teh BoyAlley: i want to go look at them before i deposit monies

Jen: if you woudl like more information regarding our business model and best practices you can visit our website and review our code of conduct
Jen: that way you can get all your questions answered and then let us know when you are ready and we can assist you if you have further questions

Teh BoyAlley: no i don't want to read legal stuff i never understand it i just want to know where the traffics i would buy comes from?
Jen: we have an opt-in user base of about 30 million that have all agrees in a clear EULA to view 2-3 ads per day in exhange for free online content
Teh BoyAlley: wow 30 million peoples?!?!
Teh BoyAlley: that's a lot of peoples!

Jen: what type of business are you looking to advertise for?
Teh BoyAlley: we run gay sites for horny adults
Teh BoyAlley: sorry i'm gay my english isn't very good
Teh BoyAlley: we were told that Zango is a good place to get traffics
Teh BoyAlley: have you heard about Rev. Ted Haggard? see he it turns out was the gays and was hiding it so we think Zango can help get our horny sites in front of peoples like him

Jen: if you would like to create an account feel free to visit our website and creat an account
Jen: our minmum deposit is $100 and you can test out and see it Zango is a good fit for your needs

Teh BoyAlley: so we can have our horny ads just in front of gays with your system?
Jen: i'm sorry we don't collect that information from users and dont' target ads like that
Teh BoyAlley: oh so we would have to pay monies for breeders to look at our sites too?
Teh BoyAlley: that's a lot of monies cuz most breeders don't like horny gay adult websites

Jen: are you interested in signing up? if so please visit http://adservices.zango.com
Teh BoyAlley: you don't like helping me cuz i'm gay does your company not usually do business with gay homosexuals?
Jen: i am helping you and am directing you to our site where you can sign up for an account
Jen: there is nothing more i can assist you with over chat

Teh BoyAlley: are you from teh India? a lot of peoples from there don't like the gays.
Teh BoyAlley: =(


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