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EscortBiz · 11-06-2002, 02:10 AM

Name them

frankfortuna · 11-06-2002, 02:11 AM

RonCo.

EscortBiz · 11-06-2002, 02:15 AM

yeah forgot him and his fuckin bullshit kitchen stuff theat only work on his infomercial

Jon · 11-06-2002, 02:17 AM

they should all be jailed.

SleazyDream · 11-06-2002, 02:17 AM

where's tony robbins?

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EscortBiz · 11-06-2002, 02:20 AM

Sleazy I purchased ghis tape to listen to investment tactics.

So in middle of the tape he says he owns a company called DreamLife.com a public company that he urges you to invest.

So I look it up its a closed down company and a public company that had serious problems.
http://biz.yahoo.com/e/010814/dlif.ob.html

I got so mad this guy is so full of himself its not even funny

frankfortuna · 11-06-2002, 02:23 AM

How could I have forgotten this classic?

SleazyDream · 11-06-2002, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Sleazy I purchased ghis tape to listen to investment tactics.

So in middle of the tape he says he owns a company called DreamLife.com a public company that he urges you to invest.

So I look it up its a closed down company and a public company that had serious problems.
http://biz.yahoo.com/e/010814/dlif.ob.html

I got so mad this guy is so full of himself its not even funny

i listened to some of his tapes as a joke, my dad bought them in an auction box. He goes on about how his marriage is soo perfect and how he keeps it like that - I hear that now he's divorsed..

hahaha

EscortBiz · 11-06-2002, 02:27 AM

Yeah selling notes LOL

EscortBiz · 11-06-2002, 02:39 AM

add yours

NacnudEsor · 11-06-2002, 07:41 AM

Escort Biz,

Busted my bladder laughing at the pics of Ron DuPre.........you hit this one right on the head!!!!!! I heard on Howard Stern that that asshole is acting in a movie this year......WTF next????? Wonder if that Malacka (it's Greek) will be hawking his wares there, too?

Your buddy, Nacnud.

BTW, give me a call when you got time...I can use some laughs...you always have good stuff to tell....

dragonx · 11-06-2002, 07:47 AM

cant remember the name of it but its some kitchen product, has this old bitch with her pants upto her tits blabing on about bullshit and this guy stands next to her the whole time says "WoW" every so often, its so.. cheap.

EscortBiz · 11-06-2002, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by NacnudEsor
Escort Biz,

Busted my bladder laughing at the pics of Ron DuPre.........you hit this one right on the head!!!!!! I heard on Howard Stern that that asshole is acting in a movie this year......WTF next????? Wonder if that Malacka (it's Greek) will be hawking his wares there, too?

Your buddy, Nacnud.

BTW, give me a call when you got time...I can use some laughs...you always have good stuff to tell....

LOL I have been up lately and watched some infomercials it's awesome

reddawg · 11-06-2002, 12:25 PM

Miss Cleo and Martha Stewart and those assholes who sell the Internet toolbox, now the Intenet treasure chest

Deb · 11-06-2002, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by dragonx
cant remember the name of it but its some kitchen product, has this old bitch with her pants upto her tits blabing on about bullshit and this guy stands next to her the whole time says "WoW" every so often, its so.. cheap.

Hahaha! That's the Turbo Cooker one!

Another one that annoys me is that damned Specialty Merchandise Corporation (SMC) one that runs on just about every freaking channel - cable & network! I'm sure many of you have seen it...it's got Tom Bosley (from Happy Days) as their spokesman.

mrthumbs · 11-06-2002, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by frankfortuna
RonCo.

Fletch XXX · 11-06-2002, 01:42 PM

Sunshine McGillicutty · 11-06-2002, 01:45 PM

Tom Vu was the god of late night bullshitters. No one can compare to him.

"Someone say 'no don't do it', you tell them.. out of my way loser! You are loser! Get out of my way!"

Marcus · 11-06-2002, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty
Tom Vu was the god of late night bullshitters. No one can compare to him.

"Someone say 'no don't do it', you tell them.. out of my way loser! You are loser! Get out of my way!"

werd, I think he's in jail now.

"I work as busboy in restaurant, and I see a rich man, and I bring him wata, and I say to him 'plese sir, i bring you wata, pleae tell me how to be rich like you. And he said to me 3 little words that changed my life and made me rich. You want to know these words? Come to my seminar and I tell you"

Pipecrew · 11-06-2002, 03:06 PM

http://www.drhonow.com/

takes the fucking cake..........

"i've had chronic backpain for 20 years, but after 10 minutes of the Dr Hoe Now Massage machine, Its gone"

JFK · 11-06-2002, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
http://www.drhonow.com/

takes the fucking cake..........

"i've had chronic backpain for 20 years, but after 10 minutes of the Dr Hoe Now Massage machine, Its gone"

Usually when I get massaged by a "Hoe" for ten minutes all my pains are gone ! Not just the one in my back

Fletch XXX · 11-06-2002, 03:19 PM

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Crazy Brows is good too.

SykkBoy · 11-06-2002, 03:24 PM

These guys are advertising Gods! If most of you would watch and STUDY those informercials and sales tactics and applied them to your sites, you might make more money...it's all about the hype.......

Don LePre is great...he sells a book that tells you how to write and sell books that tell people to write and sell books...

Carlton Sheets kicks ass too....his laid back Republican style is a nice contrast to Don's in your face appraoch..the scary ones though are the little midget twins and the kid selling the book on buying cars cheap and selling them for a profit....he's gotta be about 16 or 17...and people still buy his shit...so, who's the asshole? the guy who puts it out there or the fuckface in his boxers at 3am that orders these things thinking they are the end of his night manager job at the KFC?

and Tom Vu is in a class all by himself..."Look at me, my nice house and all these beautiful ladies. They aren't YOURS, they are MINE!"

Lexxx · 11-06-2002, 04:38 PM

The two midget guys... at first I though it was a joke... but it wasn't

I actually do listen to them just to see how they persuade ppl to buy...

Fatbrain · 11-06-2002, 05:16 PM

One of the most outrageous ones I have seen was the "Filter Queen" infomercial...Up late, bored, somehow droned into watching this crap...30 minute infomercial, not one suggestion of the price...Do some searching around online...$4000 for a fucking VACUUM!

Then there is the miracle blade fucker...Chef "Tony", UGH!

Fletch XXX · 11-06-2002, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Lexxx
The two midget guys... at first I though it was a joke... but it wasn't

I actually do listen to them just to see how they persuade ppl to buy...

Shit, I cant think of the name, but Ive seen it.

Funny stuff.

D_Nell · 11-06-2002, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by reddawg
Miss Cleo and Martha Stewart and those assholes who sell the Internet toolbox, now the Intenet treasure chest

Yeah the Internet Treasure Chest! What a fucking joke? If you think you can order it in a box and just magically be making money then you've got another thing coming. SCAM!

Voodoo · 11-06-2002, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
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Crazy Brows is good too.

WTF! Something wrong with that dude.

TheBigGuy · 11-06-2002, 06:08 PM

The PornCity guy (Mike Strause or something) actually offers a testimonial in one of these scams. Him and his wife (or acting wife) say they are making X amount in the first month. Forget the commercial, but it's not one mentioned so far.

yellofello · 11-06-2002, 06:10 PM

what about evangelists?
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oh, i missed the "INFOMERCIAL" in the title

mastamindz · 11-06-2002, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
http://www.drhonow.com/

takes the fucking cake..........

"i've had chronic backpain for 20 years, but after 10 minutes of the Dr Hoe Now Massage machine, Its gone"

I bought one of those last year, it actually works pretty good.

irisPornKings · 11-06-2002, 06:15 PM

in taiwan i saw infomercials for these electric box things you can strap to the bottom of your feet, guaranteed to make you taller in a matter of days!

also breast-enlargement pills and vaginal cleansers guaranteed to make sex better for both (or more) people involved!

HeadPimp · 11-06-2002, 06:20 PM

These guys are fantastic at marketing... they wouldn't be running ads year after year if they didn't continue to make a buck. My biggest thumbs up is to George Foreman. Anyone who can retire from boxing and become a household name slapping his name on halfway decent products has got some brains (or someone giving him some good advice)

Mikki · 11-06-2002, 06:25 PM

The King of bullshit...

salsbury · 11-06-2002, 06:29 PM

how can you forget

Wenchy · 11-06-2002, 06:36 PM

LOL EB! That top guy... Billy Bastard or something... he annoys the HELL out of me! Hawks everything from freaking OxyClean to some Orange cleaner ("Let the power of orange work for YOU!"). Makes me want to throw things at the TV LOL

Mary Beth Hoyt is another one that just makes me cringe.

My all-time favorite though HAS to be Tony Little and that damned Gazelle thing. My son and I absolutely roll when that one's on.

250 cable channels and I'm watching infommercials... what is WRONG with me?

pimplink · 11-06-2002, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
These guys are advertising Gods! If most of you would watch and STUDY those informercials and sales tactics and applied them to your sites, you might make more money...it's all about the hype.......

Truer words have never been spoken!

Sell the fantasy, baby! Sell the fantasy!

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11-06-2002, 07:41 AM	#11
NacnudEsor Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I exist in my mind...that is what is really important Posts: 49	Escort Biz, Busted my bladder laughing at the pics of Ron DuPre.........you hit this one right on the head!!!!!! I heard on Howard Stern that that asshole is acting in a movie this year......WTF next????? Wonder if that Malacka (it's Greek) will be hawking his wares there, too? Your buddy, Nacnud. BTW, give me a call when you got time...I can use some laughs...you always have good stuff to tell.... __________________ Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. Anais Nin

11-06-2002, 07:47 AM	#12
dragonx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Zealand Posts: 31	cant remember the name of it but its some kitchen product, has this old bitch with her pants upto her tits blabing on about bullshit and this guy stands next to her the whole time says "WoW" every so often, its so.. cheap.

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	These guys are advertising Gods! If most of you would watch and STUDY those informercials and sales tactics and applied them to your sites, you might make more money...it's all about the hype....... Don LePre is great...he sells a book that tells you how to write and sell books that tell people to write and sell books... Carlton Sheets kicks ass too....his laid back Republican style is a nice contrast to Don's in your face appraoch..the scary ones though are the little midget twins and the kid selling the book on buying cars cheap and selling them for a profit....he's gotta be about 16 or 17...and people still buy his shit...so, who's the asshole? the guy who puts it out there or the fuckface in his boxers at 3am that orders these things thinking they are the end of his night manager job at the KFC? and Tom Vu is in a class all by himself..."Look at me, my nice house and all these beautiful ladies. They aren't YOURS, they are MINE!" __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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11-06-2002, 06:08 PM	#29
TheBigGuy Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 84	The PornCity guy (Mike Strause or something) actually offers a testimonial in one of these scams. Him and his wife (or acting wife) say they are making X amount in the first month. Forget the commercial, but it's not one mentioned so far.

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11-06-2002, 06:20 PM	#33
HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	These guys are fantastic at marketing... they wouldn't be running ads year after year if they didn't continue to make a buck. My biggest thumbs up is to George Foreman. Anyone who can retire from boxing and become a household name slapping his name on halfway decent products has got some brains (or someone giving him some good advice)

11-06-2002, 06:25 PM	#34
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