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tehHinjew · 10-29-2008, 02:41 PM

A Scotsman is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning
(coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a
Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.
The Scotsman ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: 'You Scots folk eat the whole
bread??'

Scotsman: 'Of course.'

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We
don't. In France , we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle
it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
Scotland .' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Scotsman listens in silence.

The
Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??'

Scotsman: 'Of Course.'

Frenchman:
(cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and
chuckling).
'We don't. In France we eat
fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,
transform them into jam, and sell the jam to
Scotland.'

After a moment of silence, The
Scotsman then asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?'

Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with
a big smirk.

Scotsman: 'And what do you do
with the condoms once you've used them?'

Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'

Scotsman: 'We don't. In Scotland , we
put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down
into bubble-gum, and sell them to France

mona · 10-29-2008, 02:56 PM

tehHinjew · 10-29-2008, 04:44 PM

not funny enough for gfy?

Penny Flame · 10-29-2008, 04:46 PM

french people are smirky

BradM · 10-29-2008, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mona_klixxx

sig too big.

mmcfadden · 10-29-2008, 04:49 PM

Funny... maybe a quick re-enactment vid would do the trick?

Dame · 10-29-2008, 04:49 PM

LOL got me laughing

tehHinjew · 10-29-2008, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden

Funny... maybe a quick re-enactment vid would do the trick?

ill pay you to do it

wootpr0n · 10-29-2008, 11:58 PM

The French don't chew gum.

mmcfadden · 10-31-2008, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehHinjew

ill pay you to do it

deal... let me get da sony out

woj · 10-31-2008, 12:37 AM

bobby666 · 10-31-2008, 09:38 AM

nice one

CaptainHowdy · 10-31-2008, 09:42 AM

Hehehehehehehe!

10-29-2008, 02:41 PM	#1
tehHinjew Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: MTL Posts: 5,755	a funny joke A Scotsman is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Scotsman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: 'You Scots folk eat the whole bread??' Scotsman: 'Of course.' Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Scotland .' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The Scotsman listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??' Scotsman: 'Of Course.' Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). 'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to Scotland.' After a moment of silence, The Scotsman then asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?' Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk. Scotsman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?' Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.' Scotsman: 'We don't. In Scotland , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France __________________ Hot Porn Wanna trade? email me at wanker (@) wanknation dot com

10-29-2008, 04:44 PM	#3
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10-29-2008, 04:46 PM	#4
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10-29-2008, 11:58 PM	#9
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10-29-2008, 04:49 PM	#6
mmcfadden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: philly Posts: 5,099	Funny... maybe a quick re-enactment vid would do the trick?

10-29-2008, 04:49 PM	#7
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10-31-2008, 09:38 AM	#12
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