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Exxxotica · 10-23-2002, 11:05 PM

If I lived in the area that this so called "sniper" was killing people, I would hide in the bushes by gas stations and shoot people with a paint ball gun.
I would only use red paintballs and have the gun cranked up to high pressure.

It might not be funny at first but after they realized it was just a paintball I bet they would be all relieved and shit and get a good laugh out of it.

EscortBiz · 10-23-2002, 11:08 PM

Just for saying that please mail your Tree Stump ASAP to

ATF
200 Ave
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eru · 10-23-2002, 11:09 PM

What is ATF?

Exxxotica · 10-23-2002, 11:09 PM

What is tree stump? My engrish is very poor.

eru · 10-23-2002, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
What is tree stump? My engrish is very poor.

Exxxotica · 10-23-2002, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by eru
What is ATF?

They are a band.

http://www.geocities.com/atfmusic/gallery.html

dirtyone · 10-23-2002, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
It might not be funny at first but after they realized it was just a paintball I bet they would be all relieved and shit and get a good laugh out of it.

Oh yeah... go for it. You might become a hero up there for bringing the gift of laughter to all those scared peple by doing nothing more than scaring the living shit out of them... I like this plan and am gald to be a part of it.

EscortBiz · 10-23-2002, 11:18 PM

Please do it I can use $500,000 award money

lagwagon · 10-23-2002, 11:22 PM

that is some funny shit, sick but funny.... i think they would put you away for a long time for making fun of something as serious as that.....

remember in that movie "the jerk" with steve martin

"stay away from those oil cans!!!"

hahah

RedShoe · 10-23-2002, 11:24 PM

quick little side story. My ex-boss's brother Jeff Yagher (actor) was in a paint ball war with paint ball mongers. Jeff was a newbie and his opponents were pros.

The opposition had frozen paint balls. He said those guys were in a line and just slowly marching into their territory. Fireing rounds off left and right. Jeff peeked up from behind a log, and a frozen paint ball went thru his face mask and shattered ON THE BONE in his cheek. It broke his cheek bone, ripped his skin up. He said he has never felt pain like that. He said the pain shot straight to the top of his head. As he was falling he could hear the guy that shot him cheering. He fell back, and must have passed out shortly after.

He hasn't gone since.

Since I have so much hate for my ex-boss, please Exxxotica if you do go to washington, and you happen to see Kevin Yagher, be sure and shoot the frozen ball at him, ok.

Nismo · 10-23-2002, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
Please do it I can use $500,000 award money

reward, not award

Exxxotica · 10-23-2002, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
quick little side story. My ex-boss's brother Jeff Yagher (actor) was in a paint ball war with paint ball mongers. Jeff was a newbie and his opponents were pros.

The opposition had frozen paint balls. He said those guys were in a line and just slowly marching into their territory. Fireing rounds off left and right. Jeff peeked up from behind a log, and a frozen paint ball went thru his face mask and shattered ON THE BONE in his cheek. It broke his cheek bone, ripped his skin up. He said he has never felt pain like that. He said the pain shot straight to the top of his head. As he was falling he could hear the guy that shot him cheering. He fell back, and must have passed out shortly after.

He hasn't gone since.

Since I have so much hate for my ex-boss, please Exxxotica if you do go to washington, and you happen to see Kevin Yagher, be sure and shoot the frozen ball at him, ok.

Will do

Similar story...I actually shot my friend in the eye once. Had to rush him to the ER. The paintball went through his gogle and fucked up his eye. Of course we laugh about it now.... that's why I think going to DC would be fun for all involved.

pimplink · 10-24-2002, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
If I lived in the area that this so called "sniper" was killing people, I would hide in the bushes by gas stations and shoot people with a paint ball gun.
I would only use red paintballs and have the gun cranked up to high pressure.

It might not be funny at first but after they realized it was just a paintball I bet they would be all relieved and shit and get a good laugh out of it.

I hope your Prison daddy can fight off the horde of angry inmates that would want to kidney probe you in the County jail for pulling off that prank.

boneprone · 10-24-2002, 12:59 AM

hmmm.
this sounbds like a good idea.
Maybe we should make this into a faimly event?

dallas1 · 10-24-2002, 08:25 AM

this is about the most stupid thing ive heard in my 28 years on this earth........
why dont you go and shoot the families of the victims that have been killed..... mabey you will get a laugh out of that...
sick fuck!

Juge · 10-24-2002, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
It might not be funny at first but after they realized it was just a paintball I bet they would be all relieved and shit and get a good laugh out of it.

Are you kidding? Please god, say "yes". I would try to kill you if you did that to me.

dallas1 · 10-24-2002, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by Juge

Are you kidding? Please god, say "yes". I would try to kill you if you did that to me.

i tell ya what bro... why dont we get a posse up and follow these sick fucks up there .... and when they shoot these paitball guns at people...... ill lend you my 45 and ill take the desert eagle and we will cap there ass in front of the person they hit..........cool?

WillGAM · 10-24-2002, 09:04 AM

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i tell ya what bro... why dont we get a posse up and follow these sick fucks up there .... and when they shoot these paitball guns at people...... ill lend you my 45 and ill take the desert eagle and we will cap there ass in front of the person they hit..........cool?

I'll bring my beretta 9.

This would be a horrific joke to play on someone. What kind of sick fuck would think this was funny?

KingK7 · 10-24-2002, 09:38 AM

Man, stupidity never fails to amaze me...

foe · 10-24-2002, 09:51 AM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
quick little side story. My ex-boss's brother Jeff Yagher (actor) was in a paint ball war with paint ball mongers. Jeff was a newbie and his opponents were pros.

The opposition had frozen paint balls. He said those guys were in a line and just slowly marching into their territory. Fireing rounds off left and right. Jeff peeked up from behind a log, and a frozen paint ball went thru his face mask and shattered ON THE BONE in his cheek. It broke his cheek bone, ripped his skin up. He said he has never felt pain like that. He said the pain shot straight to the top of his head. As he was falling he could hear the guy that shot him cheering. He fell back, and must have passed out shortly after.

He hasn't gone since.

Since I have so much hate for my ex-boss, please Exxxotica if you do go to washington, and you happen to see Kevin Yagher, be sure and shoot the frozen ball at him, ok.

Ouch

Exxxotica · 10-24-2002, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by KingK7
Man, stupidity never fails to amaze me...

Yeah... me too.

(wow you guys are stupid)

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